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2021-01-20 10:57:10 AM  
we will be back in some form,

lying in state in the capitol rotunda
 
2021-01-20 11:05:36 AM  
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2021-01-20 11:12:16 AM  
I was perplexed by this. Why leave town when your trial is gonna start? Seems like a dumb idea.
 
2021-01-20 11:21:21 AM  
Ahhh.  I feel so much better already.  As soon as Amy Klobuchar stops talking, her voice is like listening to puppies getting strangled.
 
2021-01-20 11:24:40 AM  
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2021-01-20 11:32:49 AM  
I'll be happy enough to see you in prison, and waiting for some nice Russian boys to drop by...
 
2021-01-20 12:29:44 PM  
Best case.  Senate, now no longer cowed by the Derpers, convicts and bars him from ever holding office again.   He starts the "Patriot Party" and pulls all the derp into it, leaving the GOP completely eviscerated.
 
2021-01-20 12:29:52 PM  

theteacher: I was perplexed by this. Why leave town when your trial is gonna start? Seems like a dumb idea.


Depends on how far out of town he goes.
 
2021-01-20 12:30:25 PM  
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2021-01-20 12:30:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Ahhh.  I feel so much better already.  As soon as Amy Klobuchar stops talking, her voice is like listening to puppies getting strangled.


Never go to Minnesota then.
 
2021-01-20 12:31:11 PM  
Really?  No "This isn't even my final form" reference?
 
2021-01-20 12:31:38 PM  

Rent Party: Best case.  Senate, now no longer cowed by the Derpers, convicts and bars him from ever holding office again.   He starts the "Patriot Party" and pulls all the derp into it, leaving the GOP completely eviscerated.


This would push the GOP left, capturing moderate Dem voters.

Such as myself.
 
2021-01-20 12:31:39 PM  

theteacher: I was perplexed by this. Why leave town when your trial is gonna start? Seems like a dumb idea.


He had a Tee time that he couldn't miss
 
2021-01-20 12:32:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Ahhh.  I feel so much better already.  As soon as Amy Klobuchar stops talking, her voice is like listening to puppies getting strangled.


The strangled puppy voice is what makes it hot.
 
2021-01-20 12:33:06 PM  
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2021-01-20 12:33:57 PM  
I suppose a terrorist attack is a "form".
Ask Mick Mulvaney's niece. She filled out forms for the recent terrorist attack on Jan 6th at the Capitol.

It's as if Trump is demanding that national security freeze the bank accounts of everyone serving Vladimir Putin by clamoring for lower or no taxes.
 
2021-01-20 12:34:12 PM  

hubiestubert: I'll be happy enough to see you in prison, and waiting for some nice Russian boys to drop by...


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2021-01-20 12:34:35 PM  

theteacher: I was perplexed by this. Why leave town when your trial is gonna start? Seems like a dumb idea.


He didn't even pretend to try and plead his case the last time he was impeached why do you think he would do anything different this time?

Anytime Trump has had to have his day in court it has gone disastrously bad for him, both of before election during and now after. The only reason he is famous for being litigious is that he would use of the court system to bully people who financially could not afford a long trial. Pretty much anytime the lawsuit got all the way to court Trump got his ass handed to him.
 
2021-01-20 12:35:06 PM  
It's 12:30 eastern time , I wonder if Melania has served him papers yet ..
 
2021-01-20 12:35:30 PM  

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/he'll
#try
 
2021-01-20 12:36:18 PM  
BTW, Trump**, how's getting all that Ukrainian dirt on Biden working out for you?
 
2021-01-20 12:36:30 PM  
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2021-01-20 12:37:10 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Rent Party: Best case.  Senate, now no longer cowed by the Derpers, convicts and bars him from ever holding office again.   He starts the "Patriot Party" and pulls all the derp into it, leaving the GOP completely eviscerated.

This would push the GOP left, capturing moderate Dem voters.

Such as myself.


Lolz.  Pretend you aren't a right wing lunatic some more.  If the Ds arent "moderate" enough for you, you arent a moderate.  But lets pretend anyway.

Pushing the GOP left is a good thing.   If we can get the GOP to "the far right" instead of "overt fascism" that would be fine.   The Ds can occupy the middle like they always have.   Then you can go back to being a border-derper again.
 
2021-01-20 12:38:30 PM  
Does anyone know if he has been served yet with court papers?
 
2021-01-20 12:40:31 PM  

Rent Party: Best case.  Senate, now no longer cowed by the Derpers, convicts and bars him from ever holding office again.   He starts the "Patriot Party" and pulls all the derp into it, leaving the GOP completely eviscerated.


Can we get a sec before thinking about Trump's PP?
 
2021-01-20 12:40:53 PM  
"We Will Be Back In Some Form"

I'm hoping as a tortured spirit with a warning for any future Presidents with fascist/racist/deplorable tendencies to change their ways before it's too late.

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2021-01-20 12:42:52 PM  
POG.  I bet he'll be back in POG form.
 
2021-01-20 12:43:57 PM  
He'll probably just start showing up in the background acting like nothing ever happened.

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2021-01-20 12:44:08 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: we will be back in some form,

lying in state in the capitol rotunda


With a stake through him?
 
2021-01-20 12:52:37 PM  
This isn't even our final form

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2021-01-20 12:57:26 PM  
Watch the full speech above, via Fox News.

Yeah, no.
 
2021-01-20 1:08:20 PM  
"They have the foundation to do something really spectacular."

Yeah I guess the good foundation of the USA and about 80million voters who aren't total morans and/or crooks. They have to spend months/years undoing your farkups
 
2021-01-20 1:48:06 PM  
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2021-01-20 1:58:35 PM  

chewd: He'll probably just start showing up in the background acting like nothing ever happened.

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I love how they filmed a scene of Wesley talking with Picard and Beverly then cut it, leaving only that split-second glimpse. Then I remember that they cut 1/3 of the movie and all of it was character moments and plot explanations and i grow sad and angry again.
 
2021-01-20 2:33:15 PM  
'We Will Be Back in Some Form'

I knew it. He's an alien shapeshifter
 
2021-01-20 4:20:52 PM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Rent Party: Best case.  Senate, now no longer cowed by the Derpers, convicts and bars him from ever holding office again.   He starts the "Patriot Party" and pulls all the derp into it, leaving the GOP completely eviscerated.

This would push the GOP left, capturing moderate Dem voters.

Such as myself.


And we would be so goddamn happy to be rid of you. Go moderate, go to the GOP, it's the party you absolutely deserve.
 
2021-01-20 9:34:59 PM  
Assumes final form is consequently obliterated by ultimate attack
 
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