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(Bangor Daily News)   Warned from the front stage, the Bangor Band chooses to miss its first season in 162 years, leaving season-ticket holders Betty White and Keith Richards torn   (bangordailynews.com) divider line
    More: Sad, 1918 flu pandemic, Bangor Band, Tuba, World War I, Bangor, Maine, Armistice Day, community band, Influenza  
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1129 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Jan 2021 at 2:35 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-20 3:19:14 PM  
Subby - did you have a stroke while writing that opening clause?

/and if you're going to make a joke about "they're how old?", Norman Lloyd and Larry Storch would have been better choices
 
2021-01-20 3:30:51 PM  
Bangor?  I don't even know her!
 
2021-01-20 3:44:18 PM  

CarnySaur: Bangor?  I don't even know her!


That joke is older than the Bangor Band.  And yes, I came here to post that same joke but you beat me to it.
 
2021-01-20 3:44:18 PM  
Bangor still has its GREAT farkING TRAINS, at least.
 
2021-01-20 5:14:46 PM  
I see what you did there, Subby.
 
2021-01-20 7:05:57 PM  
"We're just going to have to keep our lips in playing shape until we can be together again."

Weird. That's the exact same thing Subby's mom told me as I was leaving her house last night.
 
2021-01-20 8:23:29 PM  

phishrace: "Weird. That's the exact same thing Subby's mom told me as I was leaving her house last night."


...and you said you hardly even knew her...
 
2021-01-20 10:35:23 PM  
Who here is from bangor? I mean I got married on Beth israel and everything on york street but there seems to be a lot of bdn.
 
2021-01-21 8:27:54 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: Who here is from bangor? I mean I got married on Beth israel and everything on york street but there seems to be a lot of bdn.


I grew up 80 miles north of there
 
2021-01-21 9:19:57 AM  

Tom_Slick: hoodiowithtudio: Who here is from bangor? I mean I got married on Beth israel and everything on york street but there seems to be a lot of bdn.

I grew up 80 miles north of there


Are you a wildling? Any snow spiders up there in millinauket?
 
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