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(Daily Mail)   Rudy Giuliani lashes out at Bill B--WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO HIS FACE   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-20 7:35:30 AM  
So funny.  He had a hat (no doubt maga) on backwards  lolololol.  What a 🤡
 
2021-01-20 8:02:57 AM  
I tried to check it out but so many ads - I closed the tab 3 minutes ago and its still loading.
 
2021-01-20 8:02:57 AM  
He's a raging alcoholic
 
2021-01-20 8:03:13 AM  
*it's
 
2021-01-20 8:23:08 AM  
When your insurrection fails you gotta spread the blame around.

Chump.
 
2021-01-20 8:26:46 AM  
Trump gave him half a left over bottle of his bronzer.
 
2021-01-20 8:56:44 AM  

OdradekRex: Trump gave him half a left over bottle of his bronzer.


I just assumed he had a good rest in a box of dirt from his native homeland.
 
2021-01-20 8:58:33 AM  
It's his weekly candle waxing.
 
2021-01-20 9:02:31 AM  
He didn't get his pardon.
 
2021-01-20 9:15:03 AM  
I can't wait until this farker is locked up
 
2021-01-20 9:15:56 AM  
He's gone so far over the edge that he's trying to "Single White Female" trump.
 
2021-01-20 9:16:01 AM  

Flincher: He's a raging alcoholic


That seems clear to me. He shouldn't be shamed for the condition, though. He needs help. I hope he gets it. Prisons have alcohol recovery programs.

He should be shamed for a lot of other stuff, though. He is a garbage human who has caused a lot of harm.
 
2021-01-20 9:16:14 AM  
It's a mask.

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2021-01-20 9:16:28 AM  

RolandTGunner: He didn't get his pardon.


Hahahahahahahahaha.....He is so farked, not only did he not get a pardon, but he didn't get paid. I can not wait to read the full details of just how much he f**ked himself tying his fate to history's greatest loser.
 
2021-01-20 9:16:38 AM  
Somebody got a Botox Groupon in their Christmas stocking...
 
2021-01-20 9:18:19 AM  
Bad makeup.  He's had that same look before at one of those wacky press conferences or a TV appearance.
 
2021-01-20 9:18:43 AM  
Historically, Republicans have been good at burying the hatchet in public and keeping the ideological splits in the party out of the public eye. This policy has served them well and kept their base loyal to the party and not individuals. Trump has overturned this policy, and it looks like his sycophants are following in his footsteps.

Trump's followers wanted a Civil War. They may just get one contained within the GOP.
 
2021-01-20 9:19:22 AM  

ssa5: RolandTGunner: He didn't get his pardon.

Hahahahahahahahaha.....He is so farked, not only did he not get a pardon, but he didn't get paid. I can not wait to read the full details of just how much he f**ked himself tying his fate to history's greatest loser.


He's about to face a disbarment hearing too.  He didn't just trash his own reputation, he nuked it from orbit to be sure.
 
2021-01-20 9:19:30 AM  

UberDave: It's his weekly candle waxing.


Was that one of those Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candles that exploded?
 
2021-01-20 9:19:37 AM  
How many investigations does he expect?

As many as it takes to find someone willing to lie for him.  That's how many.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:32 AM  
That looks like mortician's makeup. He must be decomposing at a faster rate.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:35 AM  
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If you took a character generated in Oblivion into real life.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:44 AM  
It looks like he's got another face coming through his face.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:50 AM  
He's using Trumps orange makeup he left behind.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:55 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: I tried to check it out but so many ads - I closed the tab 3 minutes ago and its still loading.


No kidding. Daily Fail links are great at helping me update my pihole blacklist.
 
2021-01-20 9:22:25 AM  
Oops, no pardon!
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2021-01-20 9:23:09 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: *it's


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2021-01-20 9:24:12 AM  

OdradekRex: Trump gave him half a left over bottle of his bronzer.


My mom always said, "if you hang out with a bad guy with an orange face, you'll become a bad guy with an orange face."


//mom didn't really say that
 
2021-01-20 9:24:25 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:24:26 AM  

Snapper Carr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x357]

If you took a character generated in Oblivion into real life.


Looks like a poorly placed light. Might be his first day with a ring light and it's too far away.
 
2021-01-20 9:24:57 AM  
Rudy, South Park is a cartoon, not a how-to-guide
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2021-01-20 9:25:28 AM  
The last thing you see before you lose a court case.

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2021-01-20 9:28:39 AM  
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE??
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2021-01-20 9:28:50 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:29:16 AM  
IANAL, (and Rudy may also not be one soon) but...it is my understanding that

The Federal Government has almost no role in elections. Basically they are limited to protecting citizen's right to vote. Outside of that, running elections is mandated in the constitution to each state.

Appealing to Federal Agencies to intercede is outside of DOJ and Bill Barr's authority.

And the states did look into fraud when they were asked to but found none.

These farkers have been lying their asses off since Nov 4th and they damn well knew they were lying.
 
2021-01-20 9:30:13 AM  
At least he's stopped using hair dye, looks like.
 
2021-01-20 9:30:36 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:31:24 AM  
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I would say massage table, but we all know he wouldn't be facing that direction.
 
2021-01-20 9:32:48 AM  
That's not Rudy, that's a really bad wax model of Rudy.
 
2021-01-20 9:33:15 AM  

Hero of Light: The last thing you see before you lose a court case.

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2021-01-20 9:35:22 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:36:16 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:36:27 AM  
There was an episode of Tales from the Darkside years ago about an old evil bastard who died but was such a cantankerous piece of shiat that he refused to accept being dead, and continued to terrorize his family while his body steadily decomposed. He only accepted that he was dead when he sneezed, and his nose came off in his handkerchief.

What I'm saying is, all signs indicate that we're probably getting pretty close to Rudy sneezing his nose off, and finally accepting his rightful place in the grave. All the horrifying facial expressions, the purple hands, the leaking black liquid, the pancake makeup hiding his deathly pallor... the man is a farking walking undead ghoul.

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2021-01-20 9:39:08 AM  

OdradekRex: Trump gave him half a left over bottle of his bronzer.


I thought Trump wasn't going to pay him?
 
2021-01-20 9:39:42 AM  
Don't worry, he's been replaced by a clone.  Its all part of the plan.
 
2021-01-20 9:40:25 AM  
Giuliani, Brannon, Barr, trump and his offspring, Miller, Pompeo are a collection of the ugliest white men on the planet.
 
2021-01-20 9:40:46 AM  
I dunno. Still looks fat to me.

....Oh! Wait!! You're talking about Roooodeeee!
 
2021-01-20 9:45:24 AM  
Mortuary Makeup for Difficult Bodies
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2021-01-20 9:45:30 AM  

Graffito: Giuliani, Brannon, Barr, trump and his offspring, Miller, Pompeo are a collection of the ugliest white men on the planet.


I remain a bit surprised that anyone, left right center apolitical whatever, can look at any of these ancient flesh wizard-looking motherfarkers and think anything other than KILL IT WITH FIRE. Farking astounding really.
 
2021-01-20 9:47:46 AM  

Psychohazard: It's a mask.

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