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(C-SPAN)   Bye Felicia (Trump's lame farewell at Joint Base Andrews, 8:15am, if you want to see a grown man cry)   (c-span.org) divider line
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2021-01-20 7:25:15 AM  
your 737 Max is all fueled up and ready for takeoff, Mr President.
 
2021-01-20 7:26:36 AM  
I really don't want to watch this. I know I am GOING to watch this. I'm a masochist for news.
 
2021-01-20 7:35:06 AM  
It's the walk from the WH door (for the last time, never to return) to the helicopter that I want to see.

I don't care whether he looks defeated, defiant, or deranged. I just want to watch him leave.
 
2021-01-20 7:38:01 AM  
I'll be watching drink in hand, one finger salute at the ready.

May he die in prison, bald, and toothless. I even hope it hurts to shiat at the end.
 
2021-01-20 7:57:30 AM  
Marine One just landed at the White House. Looking forward to seeing Trump leave the White House for the last time.
 
2021-01-20 7:58:00 AM  
I hope they play the national anthem, so we get one last chance to see him not know the words.
 
2021-01-20 7:58:22 AM  
First, staff coming out with the last few boxes of stuff to steal.
 
2021-01-20 8:00:52 AM  

MrBallou: It's the walk from the WH door (for the last time, never to return) to the helicopter that I want to see.

I don't care whether he looks defeated, defiant, or deranged. I just want to watch him leave.


Portal 2: End Credits Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton [1080p HD]
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2021-01-20 8:01:14 AM  

MrBallou: It's the walk from the WH door (for the last time, never to return) to the helicopter that I want to see.

I don't care whether he looks defeated, defiant, or deranged. I just want to watch him leave.


I just want to see him get in the copter with toilet paper on his shoe.
Please, God, I'll never ask for anything else.
 
2021-01-20 8:01:58 AM  
I randomly woke up at 4:30 am PST, but after turning on the tv just in time to see the chopper land on the South Lawn, I'm not even mad about it.
 
2021-01-20 8:02:35 AM  
Well, that does it.  Now I'm on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2021-01-20 8:02:48 AM  
When do they put the cuffs on him?
That's what I want to see.
 
2021-01-20 8:02:50 AM  
The best part will be the planned 21 flush salute.
 
2021-01-20 8:03:02 AM  
My eyes are no longer focused on a horrible past. I give no more attention to that a$$hole. Eyes on the prize, focused on the good, and better days ahead.
 
2021-01-20 8:03:13 AM  

theteacher: I really don't want to watch this. I know I am GOING to watch this. I'm a masochist for news.


I'm a masochist for a lot of things, but not enough to want to listen to that fat biatch sob again. Unless he's crying in a courtroom as his empire is confiscated, I don't want to hear from him again.


vygramul: Marine One just landed at the White House. Looking forward to seeing Trump leave the White House for the last time.


On the other hand, THAT is something I would be interested in watching.
 
2021-01-20 8:03:26 AM  
I don't expect him to cry, I expect him to up his Hitler style and defy the results, and pledge to continue to fight, and praise his terrorist "patriots".
 
2021-01-20 8:03:27 AM  
No. I just want him gone.
 
2021-01-20 8:04:48 AM  
We can give him a 21 finger salute.
 
2021-01-20 8:04:53 AM  
I'm sure now is the time he'll become Presidential.
 
2021-01-20 8:05:06 AM  
Once there was an asshole Trump in Washington, DC
And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder Trump you'd never, ever see
He filled the folks across the land with terror and with dread
'Till one fine day from Scranton way a Biden won the vote
That brought the wicked, wicked Trump his doom
As he was tweeting in his room
For the voters are his boss and the electors pronounced his loss
And thru the land the joyous news was spread
Ding-dong, the asshole's gone! Which asshole? The asshole Trump
Ding-dong, the asshole Trump is gone
Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up, the asshole Trump is gone!
 
2021-01-20 8:05:08 AM  

fluffy_pope: your 737 Max is all fueled up and ready for takeoff, Mr President.


No, he should fly off in speedy style, on the Russian Concorde! Actually I don't give a fark, just go away.

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2021-01-20 8:05:52 AM  
Bye, biatch.

We survived America.

This is our day of jubilee
 
2021-01-20 8:06:11 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:06:19 AM  
I'll watch the video recording if anything cool happens like he dies or cries or something, I'm sure someone will be recording it. Otherwise nah.
 
2021-01-20 8:06:37 AM  
ABC is there live and there is no crowd showing up.
 
2021-01-20 8:06:47 AM  
Donald Trump After The Rally set to The Lonely Man from The Incredible Hulk
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/GFY Loser
 
2021-01-20 8:07:20 AM  
I have a dentist's appointment right now. It's preferable.

Hasta, you POS.
 
2021-01-20 8:07:20 AM  

odinsposse: I'm sure now is the time he'll become Presidential.


he became Former President today.
 
2021-01-20 8:08:04 AM  
They should be hauling him away in a prison bus.
 
2021-01-20 8:08:30 AM  

Conthan: ABC is there live and there is no crowd showing up.


Looks like there's what...30 people there?
 
2021-01-20 8:08:43 AM  

Rav Tokomi: We can give him a 21 finger salute.


Actually the worst things to happen to him would be:

1) Irrelevancy - nobody giving a shiat about him anymore / nobody paying attention to him anymore

2) Legal - All those years of graft undone / businesses gutted / personal property seized

3) Social - Nobody in social circles he cares about will bother to hide their disdain for him
 
2021-01-20 8:09:08 AM  
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Not to be trite or whatever.

I hope the Mango Menace somehow realizes his shame and fades into abject obscurity.
 
2021-01-20 8:09:16 AM  

theteacher: I really don't want to watch this. I know I am GOING to watch this. I'm a masochist for news.


Then make sure you have one other screen tuned into OAN news, too.

I'm betting they don't show him leaving at all. Bwahaha.
 
2021-01-20 8:09:33 AM  
Biden: "Get off my lawn."
 
2021-01-20 8:09:41 AM  
Don't go away mad, asshole.

Just go TF away.

Wonder what his outro music will be?
 
2021-01-20 8:09:44 AM  
NBC reporting from Andrews AFB as they play Funeral for a Friend in the background...
 
2021-01-20 8:10:05 AM  

qorkfiend: Conthan: ABC is there live and there is no crowd showing up.

Looks like there's what...30 people there?


Didn't he pull a L'il Kim and order some military to show up and cheer?
 
2021-01-20 8:10:05 AM  
WTF ABC has Michael Strahan doing political commentary (is he their black friend on ABC?), but he actually did a really good job. I'm not a big fan of Strahan and didn't expect to see him on the screen, but he nailed it.
 
2021-01-20 8:10:21 AM  
Apropos
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2021-01-20 8:10:45 AM  
Youtube feed...

President Donald J. Trump Departure Ceremony
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2021-01-20 8:11:01 AM  
He's not leaving.  He's in his room, chained to the bed, door locked.
 
2021-01-20 8:11:18 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:11:27 AM  

qorkfiend: Conthan: ABC is there live and there is no crowd showing up.

Looks like there's what...30 people there?


At the White House or the rally at Andrews? I think it is press at the White House, but there is no crowd of supporters at all at Andrews. ABC mentioning that it is cold and windy and that is probably why, especially at 8am.
 
2021-01-20 8:11:39 AM  
I fully expect him to be two hours and forty-five minutes late.
 
2021-01-20 8:11:41 AM  
Music cue: "Where Is My Mind" by Pixies.
 
2021-01-20 8:12:26 AM  
Apparently he is running late. Has not even left the WH yet.
 
2021-01-20 8:12:37 AM  
Ha!  Honest don has a really, really bad year ahead of him.  I look forward to watching him go up in flames, and hope his shiatty kids burn with him.
 
2021-01-20 8:12:51 AM  
Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye Trump
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2021-01-20 8:13:06 AM  
Like a garden slug leaving a trail of slime wherever he goes, Trump has departed the White House for the final time to the waiting Marine One which will transport his mouldering, feculent ass to Andrews for his final act of ignominy in fleeing the capitol, unable to face all the people who just impeached him who are attending the inauguration.
 
2021-01-20 8:13:21 AM  
He's got just under 4 hrs.  Someone give him a coloring book or slinky to distract him from doing anything in those 4 hours.

/We are so close
//Still worried
 
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