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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Perhaps you would have long-lasting immunity after contracting COVID after all   (local21news.com) divider line
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2021-01-20 11:24:04 AM  
18 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: TFA was way too long. Does anyone have a summary of the important points?


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2021-01-20 11:22:49 AM  
12 votes:
TFA was way too long. Does anyone have a summary of the important points?
 
2021-01-20 1:07:22 PM  
4 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: TFA was way too long. Does anyone have a summary of the important points?


Once you remove some of the more inconsequential sentences, the article is quite clear. There's a 30 second stretch that is guaranteed to stop back pain and if you love slot machines, Covid has an app for you. Really couldn't have been more clear.
 
2021-01-20 11:30:13 AM  
4 votes:

Madman drummers bummers: TFA was way too long. Does anyone have a summary of the important points?


I do.
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2021-01-20 1:07:15 PM  
3 votes:

p51d007: Gee...that's how it has worked for millions of years.  It's how nature works.  Some get it and die,
some get it and survive.  Survival of the species....NATURE.
Take precautions if you are in the high risk category, but get on with your life.
This isn't "World War Z" where everyone turns into a bunch of flipping zombies.
The zombies, are the "you aren't wearing a mask" Karen's.


This disease lingers after seroconversion.  It will cause cancers and immune dysfunction ending in reactivation and death in much of the affected population without intervention.  It is quite possibly the biggest pathogenic threat faced by a hominid species since the neanderthal went extinct.  You are either acting in bad faith, or an utter imbecile.
 
2021-01-20 12:13:17 PM  
3 votes:
I need one.
Oh vaccinations, I thought you said vacations.   Sorry.

Don't worry. Biden is President now.  We are going to start to get bombarded with "Everything is ok now" stories
 
2021-01-20 12:35:57 PM  
2 votes:
Off to lick toilet seats!!
 
2021-01-20 11:31:36 AM  
2 votes:
The antibody epitopes are drifting, dumbasses.  They're drifting because those people still harbor pockets of active virus.  Its almost as if science popularizers have amnesia when it comes to HIV, AIDS, Hep C, Herpes Simplex, et al.

If you are persistently infected you are still sick, not immune.
 
2021-01-20 11:27:05 AM  
2 votes:
My brother recently got out of a covid unit where he almost died, and they told him three to four months of immunity at best. The doctors told him that they have seen several people who've had it twice
 
2021-01-20 1:46:42 PM  
1 vote:

backhand.slap.of.reason: epitope


I'm assuming this is pronounced "eh-pit-o-pee" and I won't be told different.
 
2021-01-20 12:35:36 PM  
1 vote:
Gee...that's how it has worked for millions of years.  It's how nature works.  Some get it and die,
some get it and survive.  Survival of the species....NATURE.
Take precautions if you are in the high risk category, but get on with your life.
This isn't "World War Z" where everyone turns into a bunch of flipping zombies.
The zombies, are the "you aren't wearing a mask" Karen's.
 
2021-01-20 11:34:26 AM  
1 vote:

backhand.slap.of.reason: The antibody epitopes are drifting, dumbasses.  They're drifting because those people still harbor pockets of active virus.  Its almost as if science popularizers have amnesia when it comes to HIV, AIDS, Hep C, Herpes Simplex, et al.

If you are persistently infected you are still sick, not immune.


Citation needed
 
2021-01-20 11:27:22 AM  
1 vote:
Eggs are bad. Eggs are good. Eggs are mediocre at best. Eggs will murder you. Eggs are the healthiest...
 
2021-01-20 9:28:08 AM  
1 vote:
Who knows, it depends on the individual I suppose.
 
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