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(Metro)   Teacher says the allegations of sexual misconduct brought against her by a student who claims she had intercourse with him are false because she's "too short" to do what was described   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-20 7:47:33 AM  
6'1" guy with 5'0" wife checking in.   She's not wrong.
 
2021-01-20 7:56:26 AM  
That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen
 
2021-01-20 8:55:01 AM  
I don't know many 15 year olds who could hold a girl up that long, even against a wall. Arm strength comes later.

One tidbit from TFA was Teach had previously pleaded out to sending a video. So, there is a little smoke to this hot one.
 
2021-01-20 9:14:49 AM  
Specific act here aside, it does remind me of one of dad's old chestnuts:  "We're all the same height laying down."
 
2021-01-20 9:23:16 AM  

Diogenes: Specific act here aside, it does remind me of one of dad's old chestnuts:  "We're all the same height laying down."


Speak for yourself.
 
2021-01-20 9:25:00 AM  
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She's too little, I move for acquittal.
 
2021-01-20 9:25:05 AM  

8 inches: Diogenes: Specific act here aside, it does remind me of one of dad's old chestnuts:  "We're all the same height laying down."

Speak for yourself.


I can always count on the reliability of your posts.
 
2021-01-20 9:27:40 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: 6'1" guy with 5'0" wife checking in.   She's not wrong.


6'3" here, had a 5'0 girlfriend in college.  You need to work on your quad exercises, and learn to bend your knees more.
 
2021-01-20 9:28:18 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image image 840x647]

She's too little, I move for acquittal.


"Welcome to the land of Makeitfit!"
"I am your king!"
 
2021-01-20 9:29:53 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 840x647]

She's too little, I move for acquittal.


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2021-01-20 9:32:33 AM  
A "spinner," eh?
 
2021-01-20 9:33:19 AM  
She's Too Short??

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2021-01-20 9:33:40 AM  
The boy could easily demonstrate the position in the courtroom. If he can't get it in, you must acquit.
 
2021-01-20 9:34:00 AM  

sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen


Not really.

Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
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2021-01-20 9:34:43 AM  
optimistic_cynic:


wow, not sure what happened there.
 
2021-01-20 9:35:09 AM  

optimistic_cynic: sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen

Not really.

Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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So...she never sent him any videos?
 
2021-01-20 9:37:16 AM  

Altimus Prime: DoBeDoBeDo: 6'1" guy with 5'0" wife checking in.   She's not wrong.

6'3" here, had a 5'0 girlfriend in college.  You need to work on your quad exercises, and learn to bend your knees more.


And buy a hell of a lot of sellotape.
 
2021-01-20 9:38:05 AM  
At least she didn't say that he was too short to do it. That would have been a bit of a downer.
 
2021-01-20 9:39:03 AM  
She had ALREADY been convicted of sending him a video of her banging herself. She farked him, we all know it. He wanted the banging to continue BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY. It did not and here we are.
 
2021-01-20 9:39:34 AM  

optimistic_cynic: sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen

Not really.

Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complaina ...


We got it, you're excited.
 
2021-01-20 9:40:55 AM  
Shortstack thread?  Shortstack thread.  Greenskins welcome.
 
2021-01-20 9:42:48 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image image 840x647]

She's too little, I move for acquittal.


Something something clit
Something something must acquit
 
2021-01-20 9:43:32 AM  

starsrift: optimistic_cynic: sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen

Not really.

Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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2021-01-20 9:43:45 AM  
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Yupperz!..........Nuff Said on that note boyz!

Peace out fellow Farkerz!
 
2021-01-20 9:47:45 AM  
Where the hell were these teachers when I was in junior high & high school in the 70's?
Oh, that's right...most teachers had morals back then!  Damn it!  LOL
 
2021-01-20 9:48:02 AM  

optimistic_cynic: sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen

Not really.

Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
ad more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​areTwitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/
Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complainant.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/19/teacher​-denies-sex-with-schoolboy-claiming-sh​es-too-short-for-sex-position-13931334​/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&u​tm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbsh​are
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Amersham Law Courts heard that she had already been convicted at a trial in September last year of sending a video to the boy, showing her pleasuring herself while on a bed surrounded by sex toys, and sexually communicating with the complaina ...


.... and I'm spent
 
2021-01-20 9:48:51 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: 6'1" guy with 5'0" wife checking in.   She's not wrong.


Deputy buddy of mine is 6'2", his wife 4'10".  Each morning when he left for
work, his wife would stand up on the couch to kiss him goodbye.
 
2021-01-20 9:48:52 AM  

6nome: She's Too Short??

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I can't somebody would blow the whistle on their relationship. That kid was busy gettin' it but then things got way too real.
 
2021-01-20 9:49:39 AM  
Too short? Challenge accepted
 
2021-01-20 9:50:11 AM  
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This is outrageous, egregious, preposterous...
 
2021-01-20 9:51:57 AM  

p51d007: Where the hell were these teachers when I was in junior high & high school in the 70's?
Oh, that's right...most teachers had morals back then!  Damn it!  LOL


Nah, you were ugly.

Steak tied around your neck should have clued you in.
 
2021-01-20 9:52:03 AM  
Someone must have put her up to it.
 
2021-01-20 9:54:55 AM  

sithon: That's terrifying. If what she says is true, he destroyed her life and career for rejecting his advances. It could happen


There is hard evidence she sent videos to him. She's probably full of shiat.
 
2021-01-20 9:56:25 AM  
The prosecution would request that the court take judicial notice that stepstools exist.
 
2021-01-20 9:56:34 AM  
is she hot?
 
2021-01-20 9:57:06 AM  

Altimus Prime: DoBeDoBeDo: 6'1" guy with 5'0" wife checking in.   She's not wrong.

6'3" here, had a 5'0 girlfriend in college.  You need to work on your quad exercises, and learn to bend your knees more.


Or
 
2021-01-20 9:57:39 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 840x647]

She's too little, I move for acquittal.


As long as we don't try on the "glove" in the courtroom.
 
2021-01-20 9:57:51 AM  
Subby's wording confused the fark out of me.
 
2021-01-20 10:00:46 AM  
Did he see her baby and did the baby wink at him?
 
2021-01-20 10:01:21 AM  
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2021-01-20 10:01:48 AM  
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2021-01-20 10:11:14 AM  

New Rising Sun: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [Fark user image 840x647]

She's too little, I move for acquittal.

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Is this a Seinfeld episode? I don't remember it.
 
2021-01-20 10:14:55 AM  

p51d007: Where the hell were these teachers when I was in junior high & high school in the 70's?
Oh, that's right...most teachers had morals back then!  Damn it!  LOL


I can't think of a single teacher I ever had who was somebody I would really want to have sex with.
 
2021-01-20 10:16:58 AM  

Another Government Employee: I don't know many 15 year olds who could hold a girl up that long, even against a wall. Arm strength comes later.

One tidbit from TFA was Teach had previously pleaded out to sending a video. So, there is a little smoke to this hot one.


no 15 year old is going to last very long.
 
2021-01-20 10:18:24 AM  
Attention hot to semi hot female teachers. As a public service, I am offering my body to be used for sex.  You don't have to get in trouble banging underage students anymore if you need the D. I'll dress like a student if that's what you need to get off, but now there is an option to get what you need and not go to jail.
And with my services free of charge, you can't afford  to not bang me.
 
2021-01-20 10:19:46 AM  
That student's name? Ben Dover.
 
2021-01-20 10:20:09 AM  

MythDragon: Attention hot to semi hot female teachers. As a public service, I am offering my body to be used for sex.  You don't have to get in trouble banging underage students anymore if you need the D. I'll dress like a student if that's what you need to get off, but now there is an option to get what you need and not go to jail.
And with my services free of charge, you can't afford  to not bang me.


You're not the hero we need, but you are the one we deserve
 
2021-01-20 10:20:26 AM  
They could have slept "head-toe" but their genitals are still in the same place!

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2021-01-20 10:20:38 AM  
"...the boy said he had 'crouched' and bent his knees to get around the difference in height."

This kid is a problem solver.
 
2021-01-20 10:21:58 AM  
Explains why sex with teacher always involves a desk.
 
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