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2021-01-20 6:59:16 AM  
19 votes:
Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day.

She was so stressed and unhappy that she strangled herself and left her body on the side of the road.

Not sure but I think David Caruso would be putting on his sunglasses right now with an eye on the husband.


YEEEEEEAAHHHH!
 
2021-01-20 9:08:44 AM  
17 votes:
7 weeks later, they've determined it was homicide.

Wow! Really? What gave it away? The naked, strangled body dumped in the bushes?
 
2021-01-20 9:12:04 AM  
9 votes:
This dum-dum was killed a long time ago (in a city where murders happen regularly).

Stupid people have shorter life spans and if she was a 50 year old fat black woman you never would have heard of her.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-01-20 7:09:17 AM  
9 votes:
"Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day."
"Police have not identified any suspects and have not announced any update in the case since December."


Call me crazy, but why would the husband not be a prime suspect here?
 
2021-01-20 9:53:08 AM  
8 votes:

Noah_Tall: I have an acquaintance who is a fairly minor streamer and it's unbelievable how many hate messages she gets for not behaving the way viewers think she should.


These are called "commercials". Say it with me.

Calling yourself an "influencer" is like whores calling themselves "sugar babies".

You suck dick for cash and prizes.
 
2021-01-20 7:08:37 AM  
6 votes:

Sorelian's Ghost: Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day.

She was so stressed and unhappy that she strangled herself and left her body on the side of the road.

Not sure but I think David Caruso would be putting on his sunglasses right now with an eye on the husband.


YEEEEEEAAHHHH!



Sure sounds suspicious, but it depends on when it happens in the show.  At the beginning of the show, it would be too early, too obvious.  So, it can't be the husband.

Of course, this is real life, so it's probably the husband.  But, maybe it's the best friend who's secretly in love with the beautiful media influencer... sorry I'm back in the show.
 
2021-01-20 10:11:23 AM  
5 votes:
Is it wrong to want to strangle an "influencer"?

I mean, I think it's worth discussing.
 
2021-01-20 9:50:37 AM  
5 votes:

RTOGUY: dothemath: This dum-dum was killed a long time ago (in a city where murders happen regularly).

Stupid people have shorter life spans and if she was a 50 year old fat black woman you never would have heard of her.

Finally! All these posts and nobody had brought race into it yet. I was beginning to lose hope but you clearly realize that with the privilege of having a Fark account comes the responsibility of using it to speak up and make a real difference. Thank you for doing your part to end racism and make the world a better place.


Thank you for being a purposely obtuse dipshiat with nothing important to say. Do you want a participation trophy for managing to type a few words correctly?
 
2021-01-20 10:04:07 AM  
4 votes:
Influencer...
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2021-01-20 8:55:38 AM  
4 votes:

Xai: "Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day."
"Police have not identified any suspects and have not announced any update in the case since December."

Call me crazy, but why would the husband not be a prime suspect here?


You would think so.  It is weird where her body was found.  The article says *near* Red Haw.  There's a huge park there that is...well...if you were going to dump a body, it's not a bad place.  I'm thinking the investigators are purposely not giving the details and said "near Red Haw" when it actually was in the park or on the dam access road (which is where a city employee would be roaming).
 
2021-01-20 10:27:47 AM  
3 votes:

RTOGUY: I'll wait until after you get your trophy for race awareness I wouldn't want to take away any attention from your big day.


The only award I need is your pussy, crybaby tears:)
 
2021-01-20 11:59:44 AM  
2 votes:

DaShredda: "I don't like her job so it's funny she died."


You know who else had a "job" we didn't like so we smile at their death?
 
2021-01-20 10:21:36 AM  
2 votes:

dothemath: RTOGUY: dothemath: This dum-dum was killed a long time ago (in a city where murders happen regularly).

Stupid people have shorter life spans and if she was a 50 year old fat black woman you never would have heard of her.

Finally! All these posts and nobody had brought race into it yet. I was beginning to lose hope but you clearly realize that with the privilege of having a Fark account comes the responsibility of using it to speak up and make a real difference. Thank you for doing your part to end racism and make the world a better place.

Thank you for being a purposely obtuse dipshiat with nothing important to say. Do you want a participation trophy for managing to type a few words correctly?


I'll wait until after you get your trophy for race awareness I wouldn't want to take away any attention from your big day.
 
2021-01-20 9:49:57 AM  
2 votes:
Probably a stan. Find any social media influencer and check out their Twitter. If you scroll through the comments you will find least one person who is angry and accusing them of cheating on their SO or hiding a relationship. Then keep in mind that these sorts of messages are immediately deleted and blocked by their moderators.

I have an acquaintance who is a fairly minor streamer and it's unbelievable how many hate messages she gets for not behaving the way viewers think she should.
 
2021-01-20 9:28:13 AM  
2 votes:

Xai: "Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day."
"Police have not identified any suspects and have not announced any update in the case since December."

Call me crazy, but why would the husband not be a prime suspect here?


The investigation always starts there. Then to any side-pieces the girl had. Then to random stalkers.

/ Husband has the best odds
 
2021-01-20 9:27:28 AM  
2 votes:

Xai: "Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day."
"Police have not identified any suspects and have not announced any update in the case since December."

Call me crazy, but why would the husband not be a prime suspect here?


I'm not a detective, but I watch the ID channel every day, so I am sure he is.  The police have said nothing about this case for weeks, which usually means they have a pretty good idea of who did this.  When they have no clue, they open up and ask the public for help.

So I am pretty certain they consider the husband a suspect, but may not want to blab about the case in public.
 
2021-01-20 9:26:59 AM  
2 votes:

dothemath: This dum-dum was killed a long time ago (in a city where murders happen regularly).

Stupid people have shorter life spans and if she was a 50 year old fat black woman you never would have heard of her.


You mean like Oprah? Or Queen Latifah?  That's kind of it works, it makes the news when ppl with name recognition are murdered it makes the news
 
2021-01-20 9:24:30 AM  
2 votes:

Fox10456: Tr0mBoNe: Why would someone kill T'Pol?!?!

Imagine a Vulcan influencer. They take thousands of pics on hundreds of new worlds, but all with the exact same ducklips expression on their faces. Their captions are just blocks of calculus, and the only non-human follower they have is Quark.

/I forgot what this article was about, did someone die?


Don't forget all the human groupies who end up hooking up with a Vulcan for some unknown reason.
 
2021-01-20 9:15:39 AM  
2 votes:
If you don't follow Influencers in the Wild, you're missing out on a lot of fun.
 
2021-01-20 3:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

Cormee: DaShredda: "I don't like her job so it's funny she died."

I think, on fark, it's more a case of "she was attractive, and had an easy life, so I'm happy she died"


Its 50/50.
 
2021-01-20 1:25:50 PM  
1 vote:

DaShredda: "I don't like her job so it's funny she died."


I think, on fark, it's more a case of "she was attractive, and had an easy life, so I'm happy she died"
 
2021-01-20 11:09:06 AM  
1 vote:
"I don't like her job so it's funny she died."
 
2021-01-20 11:08:33 AM  
1 vote:

nanim: It took their forensics people 7 weeks to determine that she was strangled?! Even people who only watch tv detective shows know that there are obvious signs of strangulation that are impossible to undo post-mortem.


It's covid times, I'm guessing every resource dealing with death or autopsies is strained to the breaking point.
 
2021-01-20 9:45:06 AM  
1 vote:

Fox10456: Tr0mBoNe: Fox10456: Tr0mBoNe: Why would someone kill T'Pol?!?!

Imagine a Vulcan influencer. They take thousands of pics on hundreds of new worlds, but all with the exact same ducklips expression on their faces. Their captions are just blocks of calculus, and the only non-human follower they have is Quark.

/I forgot what this article was about, did someone die?

Don't forget all the human groupies who end up hooking up with a Vulcan for some unknown reason.

Hot, Emotion-Free Women that can get you out of trouble anywhere you go in the galaxy?

Can't see the appeal


Who you only bone once every 7 years.

Though, for some that's a vast increase in their normal rate.
 
2021-01-20 9:40:46 AM  
1 vote:
Fark user imageView Full Size


The umbrella in the background looks like a penis.
 
2021-01-20 9:39:50 AM  
1 vote:

dothemath: This dum-dum was killed a long time ago (in a city where murders happen regularly).

Stupid people have shorter life spans and if she was a 50 year old fat black woman you never would have heard of her.


Finally! All these posts and nobody had brought race into it yet. I was beginning to lose hope but you clearly realize that with the privilege of having a Fark account comes the responsibility of using it to speak up and make a real difference. Thank you for doing your part to end racism and make the world a better place.
 
2021-01-20 9:38:30 AM  
1 vote:

GrizzlyPouch: You mean like Oprah? Or Queen Latifah?


Yes, in other words "some discernible talent".
 
2021-01-20 9:36:25 AM  
1 vote:
Husband.
Jealous.
 
2021-01-20 9:23:03 AM  
1 vote:

Xai: "Alexis' husband, Tom Sharkey, told local news station ABC13 shortly after her death that his wife was unhappy and "stressed" before she left their house on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Her body was found the next day."
"Police have not identified any suspects and have not announced any update in the case since December."

Call me crazy, but why would the husband not be a prime suspect here?


maybe he is.  Maybe there is evidence that leads them to believe it was someone else.
 
2021-01-20 9:20:41 AM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Why would someone kill T'Pol?!?!


Imagine a Vulcan influencer. They take thousands of pics on hundreds of new worlds, but all with the exact same ducklips expression on their faces. Their captions are just blocks of calculus, and the only non-human follower they have is Quark.

/I forgot what this article was about, did someone die?
 
2021-01-20 9:15:42 AM  
1 vote:
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Its too bad she wasnt around when Kobe's helicopter went down because they could have landed on her forehead.
 
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