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2021-01-20 6:03:52 AM  
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2021-01-20 6:11:23 AM  
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2021-01-20 6:21:46 AM  
Let's turn the page on that asshole.

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2021-01-20 6:31:31 AM  
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2021-01-20 6:41:13 AM  
If I were Jen Psaki, I'd be tempted to say for tomorrow:

"President Biden will work from morning to night making many calls and taking many meetings. Transcripts of the calls we be available, once the transcriptionists get used to actually doing that again."
 
2021-01-20 7:02:34 AM  
Two heaping scoops of Peach Mint ice cream.
 
2021-01-20 8:04:27 AM  
i hope he spends the day crying and fuming
 
2021-01-20 8:33:16 AM  
8:00am - Four scoops of ice cream for breakfast.
8:30am - Call  Putin.
9:00am - Driving range.
10:00am - Review escape plan.
11:00am - Last change alone time with Mel.
11:05am - Search White House for things to steal.
12:00pm - Stop being President.
 
2021-01-20 9:04:21 AM  
I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.
 
2021-01-20 9:04:26 AM  

italie: Let's turn the page on that asshole.

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Jesus, it's weird to see what an actual agenda looks like, instead of "Yeah, I'll be in meetings all day, in fact, I'll be in meetings all week or on the phone."
 
2021-01-20 9:05:18 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:06:14 AM  
Will Donny take many calls and have many meetings? Donald Trump is the three children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat of American Presidents.

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2021-01-20 9:07:48 AM  
Three hours left.  How about you sit there, quietly, and do nothing?

/So close!
 
2021-01-20 9:08:44 AM  
This entire shiat show and you know what he's gonna take with him?

He lost his Twitter account for this shiat hole country. That's what he's gonna remember from the last 4 years.
 
2021-01-20 9:08:50 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.


400,000 didn't.  Might as well been a nuke.
 
2021-01-20 9:09:42 AM  

saywhonow: This entire shiat show and you know what he's gonna take with him?

He lost his Twitter account for this shiat hole country. That's what he's gonna remember from the last 4 years.


The PGA also will no longer associate with him.  He'll remember that too.
 
2021-01-20 9:10:25 AM  
Who is the 2nd Gentleman?
 
2021-01-20 9:10:34 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:11:30 AM  

italie: Let's turn the page on that asshole.

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Maybe it's just me but Second Gentlemen sounds like a character in porn.
 
2021-01-20 9:11:30 AM  
Donnie Dipshists final schedule as worst president in history:

1. Wake up
2. Pretend to tweet on toilet while screaming and crying to anyone within earshot distance
3. Guzzle a 2 liter of Diet Coke
4. Get dressed by the poor guy who has to dress his partially orange fat ass
5. Take shiat from toilet and smear it along as many walls of the White House
6. Fire all White House staff
7. Get on chopper to remind pilot he got the most votes in history and he should be taken to the inauguration
8. Attend farewell ME ME ME fest and tell a shiat ton more lies
9. Waddle his way to Florida where he'll continue screaming and crying how he won the election until he is served by the SDNY and goes on hannity tonight to claim another witch hunt is taking place against him
 
2021-01-20 9:11:42 AM  
12:01pm: Former First Lady Melania Trump begins shopping around for a divorce lawyer.
 
2021-01-20 9:13:38 AM  

UberDave: 8:00am - Four scoops of ice cream for breakfast.
8:30am - Call  Putin.
9:00am - Driving range.
10:00am - Review escape plan.
11:00am - Last change alone time with Mel.
11:05am - Search White House for things to steal.
12:00pm - Stop being President.


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Don't have to stop being President if you never start.
 
2021-01-20 9:13:56 AM  

kristufer82: Who is the 2nd Gentleman?


Doug Emhoff, Harris' husband.
 
2021-01-20 9:14:13 AM  

kristufer82: Who is the 2nd Gentleman?


Doug Emhoff is the husband of Vice-President Elect Kamala Harris. Traditionally, the title given to the wife of the Vice-President is the Second Lady, inline with the wife of the President being the First Lady. Hence, Second Gentleman.
 
2021-01-20 9:15:37 AM  

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C-walk footwork will forever remain my favorite crew dance style.

It's also very appropriate to apply to Drumpf's last day of employment.  Just keep walking, 2scoops.
 
2021-01-20 9:17:11 AM  
Was that...was that a pivot I saw there?
 
2021-01-20 9:17:42 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:18:41 AM  
Busiest day in years for him.
 
2021-01-20 9:19:00 AM  

Glitchwerks: thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.

400,000 didn't.  Might as well been a nuke.


Raleigh NC population is 464k.
 
2021-01-20 9:21:35 AM  

cannibalparrot: Don't have to stop being President if you never start.


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2021-01-20 9:21:59 AM  
I would like us all to take a moment to put ourselves in Joe Biden's shoes today.  We're all gonna have plenty to like and not like and argue about tomorrow, I'm sure.  But until then, I can't even imagine what that man's dealing with for the next 2.5 hours.

I've gotten jobs before where I knew I was walking in to a clusterfark that I was expected to de-fark.  And between imposter's syndrome and an overwhelming sense that the task before me was too cyclopean to overcome, those first couple days were simultaneously the most stressful and the most disorienting.

Now I am imagining that on top of all that, I see people shiatting all over my work on the news every day and if I fark up, hundreds of thousands of people die.

I've never been able to imagine myself WANTING the job of President.  But this time I can't really imagine ANYBODY wanting it.
 
2021-01-20 9:22:22 AM  
What's on the real President's schedule today:
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2021-01-20 9:22:39 AM  
No the president will make many calls and have many meetings and work into the night?
 
2021-01-20 9:22:39 AM  
All that pool time. He's going swimming, that sounds like a fun last day. Hopefully he can have a hamerder buffet afterwards followed by a nice poop and nap.
 
2021-01-20 9:24:07 AM  

Walker: What's on the real President's schedule today:
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I'm glad Joe is coming out swinging.
 
2021-01-20 9:24:43 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.


He tried to start a war with Iran, but they didn't take the bait. And Kim played him like a deck of cards.
 
2021-01-20 9:25:55 AM  
Typical day of Trump's presidency.
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2021-01-20 9:26:24 AM  
It doesn't have the part where he files back to DC after the military arrests Biden and Harris, recounts all the votes, and certifies that Trump is the legitimate president.
 
2021-01-20 9:27:07 AM  

BeesNuts: I would like us all to take a moment to put ourselves in Joe Biden's shoes today.  We're all gonna have plenty to like and not like and argue about tomorrow, I'm sure.  But until then, I can't even imagine what that man's dealing with for the next 2.5 hours.

I've gotten jobs before where I knew I was walking in to a clusterfark that I was expected to de-fark.  And between imposter's syndrome and an overwhelming sense that the task before me was too cyclopean to overcome, those first couple days were simultaneously the most stressful and the most disorienting.

Now I am imagining that on top of all that, I see people shiatting all over my work on the news every day and if I fark up, hundreds of thousands of people die.

I've never been able to imagine myself WANTING the job of President.  But this time I can't really imagine ANYBODY wanting it.


I am a libby lib lib, how long till I can start complaining that he is not lib enough?
 
2021-01-20 9:32:26 AM  

optimistic_cynic: All that pool time. He's going swimming, that sounds like a fun last day. Hopefully he can have a hamerder buffet afterwards followed by a nice poop and nap.


It's a good thing that he has all of that built-in flotation; it would be hard for him to swim with those little tiny hands.

If he were to go to public beach, part of his SS detail's job would be to make sure concerned beach-goers don't try to push him back into the water.
 
2021-01-20 9:34:46 AM  

Obamacare: kristufer82: Who is the 2nd Gentleman?

Doug Emhoff is the husband of Vice-President Elect Kamala Harris. Traditionally, the title given to the wife of the Vice-President is the Second Lady, inline with the wife of the President being the First Lady. Hence, Second Gentleman.


What would their names be if the president is gay?
 
2021-01-20 9:35:34 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.


He's still got the football until Noon...
 
2021-01-20 9:36:18 AM  

jst3p: BeesNuts: I would like us all to take a moment to put ourselves in Joe Biden's shoes today.  We're all gonna have plenty to like and not like and argue about tomorrow, I'm sure.  But until then, I can't even imagine what that man's dealing with for the next 2.5 hours.

I've gotten jobs before where I knew I was walking in to a clusterfark that I was expected to de-fark.  And between imposter's syndrome and an overwhelming sense that the task before me was too cyclopean to overcome, those first couple days were simultaneously the most stressful and the most disorienting.

Now I am imagining that on top of all that, I see people shiatting all over my work on the news every day and if I fark up, hundreds of thousands of people die.

I've never been able to imagine myself WANTING the job of President.  But this time I can't really imagine ANYBODY wanting it.

I am a libby lib lib, how long till I can start complaining that he is not lib enough?


Well, he's not going to have a mass hanging of all the traitors on the Mall; so clearly he's Just As Bad as Trump and Nothing Will Change.

Good enough?
 
2021-01-20 9:38:13 AM  

BeesNuts: I would like us all to take a moment to put ourselves in Joe Biden's shoes today.  We're all gonna have plenty to like and not like and argue about tomorrow, I'm sure.  But until then, I can't even imagine what that man's dealing with for the next 2.5 hours.

I've gotten jobs before where I knew I was walking in to a clusterfark that I was expected to de-fark.  And between imposter's syndrome and an overwhelming sense that the task before me was too cyclopean to overcome, those first couple days were simultaneously the most stressful and the most disorienting.

Now I am imagining that on top of all that, I see people shiatting all over my work on the news every day and if I fark up, hundreds of thousands of people die.

I've never been able to imagine myself WANTING the job of President.  But this time I can't really imagine ANYBODY wanting it.


Among the most important qualifications of being President is the ability to select a team that you can trust to manage the parts that they have the authority to handle alone, while presenting to you and the rest of the department heads, the relevant information necessary to coordinate the work between the executive departments. That means selecting people who are qualified to lead, professional, intelligent, and whose pride and ambition do not exceed their wisdom. In that way, as well as many others, D2S likely was the least qualified person to ever hold the office.
But to your point, while I'm quite aware that I'm currently not qualified to hold the office, were I qualified, I wouldn't want it. The only way that I would take it would be if the alternative were letting the nation continue to be governed by a madman. I feel like Joe faced that choice.
 
2021-01-20 9:41:12 AM  
12:01pm:  Be arrested
 
2021-01-20 9:44:11 AM  
Despite my disagreement with some of his policies (though I must admit I'm just glad there's policy to disagree about) I gotta say that Joe Biden is a better man than I am. He should be retired. Instead he runs, gets a record setting number of votes, and his prize is this job. I wouldn't want this job. I would f*ck this job up.

Good guy Joe is gonna do alright, but this job may very well kill him.
 
2021-01-20 9:45:33 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.


Some of us didn't survive.
 
2021-01-20 9:46:11 AM  

Walker: What's on the real President's schedule today:
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Dear God, that list makes me almost want to cry that some farking help is actually going to come.
 
2021-01-20 9:50:58 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I'm frankly surprised we all lived through it.

I really thought he'd nuke something.


Like my liver.
 
2021-01-20 9:51:29 AM  

deniable_increlidibity: Obamacare: kristufer82: Who is the 2nd Gentleman?

Doug Emhoff is the husband of Vice-President Elect Kamala Harris. Traditionally, the title given to the wife of the Vice-President is the Second Lady, inline with the wife of the President being the First Lady. Hence, Second Gentleman.

What would their names be if the president is gay?


The same.  The only difference would be if the spouse were non-binary in which case we would say something like first partner or first spouse.
 
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