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2021-01-20 6:47:19 PM  
They dug up Audrey and the deer and wheeled their remains around the Inauguration ceremony? What the hell kind of arcane ritual were they doing??
 
2021-01-20 6:54:29 PM  
I always had such a crush on Audrey Hepburn, ever since I first saw her in My Fair Lady. Wait Until Dark is my favorite movie of hers, with Charade a close second. What an absolute delight she was.
 
2021-01-20 7:01:56 PM  
Oh FFS.
 
2021-01-20 7:05:40 PM  
It's kind of weird that childhood malnutrition can result in physical features that we consider to be the height of beauty.
 
2021-01-20 7:11:56 PM  
(leans out of van, grabs skyotter by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, Herr Morgenstern, drive, drive!!

(turns to skyotter)

Just shut up and don't scream and you're going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks skyotter)

Hey! Don't you f*ckin' turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at skyotter)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don't you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of skyotter, looks at what he's found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what's this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I'm going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don't you ever--and I mean ever--bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in skyotter's face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

/LarsThorwald, 2004
 
2021-01-20 7:12:48 PM  
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There is no way in Hell that you could rationally answer a question from this woman other than the answer she wants to hear....

 
2021-01-20 7:32:47 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: I always had such a crush on Audrey Hepburn, ever since I first saw her in My Fair Lady. Wait Until Dark is my favorite movie of hers, with Charade a close second. What an absolute delight she was.


Strangely enough, Roman Holiday is my favorite. I can't get over it, no matter how silly.
 
2021-01-20 7:34:47 PM  

Dr.Fey: (leans out of van, grabs skyotter by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, Herr Morgenstern, drive, drive!!

(turns to skyotter)

Just shut up and don't scream and you're going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks skyotter)

Hey! Don't you f*ckin' turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at skyotter)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don't you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of skyotter, looks at what he's found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what's this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I'm going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don't you ever--and I mean ever--bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in skyotter's face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

/LarsThorwald, 2004


(sits very awkwardly in the driver's seat and keeps his eyes on the road)

"Okay, so not what I signed up for."
 
2021-01-20 7:35:56 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [Fark user image image 370x500]
There is no way in Hell that you could rationally answer a question from this woman other than the answer she wants to hear....


The view is all encompassing. But then you meet the soul and it's transcending.  There is no human that could distract me or command my attention more completely.

Yes I know I'm being stabbed and I'm dying, but that is Audrey.  I only have so much bandwidth in my nervous system, and this takes priority.
 
2021-01-20 7:46:45 PM  
I mean...have you guys seen that photo of the Saigon police general shooting that suspected VC in the head?

Wow. What a thing to see.
 
2021-01-20 8:02:45 PM  

swahnhennessy: I mean...have you guys seen that photo of the Saigon police general shooting that suspected VC in the head?

Wow. What a thing to see.


He executed me for taking too much about Audrey Hepburn.
 
2021-01-20 8:08:41 PM  
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Icon.
Let's just leave it at that.
 
2021-01-20 8:21:52 PM  

Bimmer Jones: [Fark user image 800x982]
Icon.
Let's just leave it at that.


No.  Audrey Hepburn Fought Nazis. She was Legend.
 
2021-01-20 8:49:03 PM  

skyotter: It's kind of weird that childhood malnutrition can result in physical features that we consider to be the height of beauty.


Weird would be doing it on purpose.
 
2021-01-20 8:51:38 PM  

EdgeRunner: They dug up Audrey and the deer and wheeled their remains around the Inauguration ceremony? What the hell kind of arcane ritual were they doing??


Closing the Hell Mouth.

/unrelated - I'd gladly share my fries, extra big-a$$ size
 
2021-01-20 8:55:40 PM  
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2021-01-20 8:57:34 PM  
Poor Subby, that TDS still acting up?
 
2021-01-20 9:09:03 PM  
And her little dog, too!

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2021-01-20 9:13:10 PM  
PIZZICATO V / The Audrey Hepburn Complex(1985) 佐々木麻美子
Youtube zSydIQmZRsA
 
2021-01-20 9:31:05 PM  

jaytkay: And her little dog, too!

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I guess Anne Hathaway is playing Audrey in the bio pic.
 
2021-01-20 9:38:07 PM  
Quite a jaw dropper in her day:
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/from Charade fwiw
 
2021-01-20 9:39:02 PM  

Dr.Fey: (leans out of van, grabs skyotter by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, Herr Morgenstern, drive, drive!!

(turns to skyotter)

Just shut up and don't scream and you're going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks skyotter)

Hey! Don't you f*ckin' turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at skyotter)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don't you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of skyotter, looks at what he's found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what's this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I'm going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don't you ever--and I mean ever--bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in skyotter's face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

/LarsThorwald, 2004


Great list.  I would, respectfully, like to add Janet Leigh.

Audrey is one of the 5 most beautiful women who ever lived (in the era that allowed us to take photos and then use film).  She may be #1.
 
2021-01-20 10:25:37 PM  

Wendigogo: EdgeRunner: They dug up Audrey and the deer and wheeled their remains around the Inauguration ceremony? What the hell kind of arcane ritual were they doing??

Closing the Hell Mouth.

/unrelated - I'd gladly share my fries, extra big-a$$ size


Thanks for the fries! Don't give any to the Hell Mouth though. I've heard if you feed those things they might follow you home.
 
2021-01-20 10:31:27 PM  
*watching Dr.Fey drive away, slightly confused*

... Call me!
 
2021-01-20 11:20:36 PM  
I thought it said Aubrey Hepburn and her fart and I was still okay with it
 
2021-01-20 11:25:04 PM  
Oh deer.
 
2021-01-21 2:08:58 AM  

aungen: Herr Morgenstern: I always had such a crush on Audrey Hepburn, ever since I first saw her in My Fair Lady. Wait Until Dark is my favorite movie of hers, with Charade a close second. What an absolute delight she was.

Strangely enough, Roman Holiday is my favorite. I can't get over it, no matter how silly.


Not silly at all.  It was up for Best Picture and six others besides.
Hepburn had a quality that I don't think has ever been matched, and Gregory Peck knew it right away.  He was supposed to get sole, above-the-title billing, but after a few weeks he called his agent and directed him to get Audrey's billing to match his.  The agent told Peck he couldn't do it, and he said "Oh, yes I can. And if I don't, I'm going to make a fool out of myself, because this girl is going to win the Oscar in her very first performance."  And she did.
 
2021-01-21 5:29:58 AM  

Biledriver: Quite a jaw dropper in her day:
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/from Charade fwiw


I was going to write that she was stunning in that movie, but she always was.
 
2021-01-21 6:38:46 AM  
I do not care for it. She insists upon herself.
 
2021-01-21 7:26:34 AM  

skyotter: It's kind of weird that childhood malnutrition can result in physical features that we consider to be the height of beauty.


I know she suffered from malnutrition as a child during WWII, but I've heard later in life she could make a mean risotto.
 
2021-01-21 8:49:47 AM  

Dr.Fey: (leans out of van, grabs skyotter by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, Herr Morgenstern, drive, drive!!

(turns to skyotter)

Just shut up and don't scream and you're going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks skyotter)

Hey! Don't you f*ckin' turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at skyotter)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don't you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of skyotter, looks at what he's found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what's this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I'm going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don't you ever--and I mean ever--bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in skyotter's face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

/LarsThorwald, 2004


I remember that thread!
 
2021-01-21 11:31:09 AM  
How To Steal A Million is not really a great movie but seeing her and Peter O'Toole together makes it worth a look.
 
2021-01-21 1:45:45 PM  

joepennerlives: aungen: Herr Morgenstern: I always had such a crush on Audrey Hepburn, ever since I first saw her in My Fair Lady. Wait Until Dark is my favorite movie of hers, with Charade a close second. What an absolute delight she was.

Strangely enough, Roman Holiday is my favorite. I can't get over it, no matter how silly.

Not silly at all.  It was up for Best Picture and six others besides.
Hepburn had a quality that I don't think has ever been matched, and Gregory Peck knew it right away.  He was supposed to get sole, above-the-title billing, but after a few weeks he called his agent and directed him to get Audrey's billing to match his.  The agent told Peck he couldn't do it, and he said "Oh, yes I can. And if I don't, I'm going to make a fool out of myself, because this girl is going to win the Oscar in her very first performance."  And she did.


Love Roman Holiday but I've always been partial to Sabrina. Could also be my adoration of Humphrey Bogart, too.
 
2021-01-21 2:41:25 PM  

Naido: Dr.Fey: (leans out of van, grabs skyotter by lapels, pulls him into van)

Okay, Herr Morgenstern, drive, drive!!

(turns to skyotter)

Just shut up and don't scream and you're going to be okay.

(lights cigarette)

Lissen, you. My friends and I just wanted to take you for a little ride so you could clear your head.

Now what exactly is your problem with Audrey Hepburn?

(smacks skyotter)

Hey! Don't you f*ckin' turn away from me when I ask you a question! I said, WHAT IS YOUR F*CKING PROBLEM WITH AUDREY HEPBURN?

(looks at skyotter)

What, are you going to cry now? You scaaared?

Well, you should be scared. Running around town with no taste whatsoever, you gonna get in big trouble someday, punk.

(draws on cigarette)

How old are you, kid? 30, 31? Don't you know anything?

You dare sit there and badmouth Audrey and what do you bring to the table, huh?

(searches pockets of skyotter, looks at what he's found)

This is your ideal of a beautiful woman? BRITNEY F*CKING SPEARS? And what's this? ARIA GIOVANNI? What are you, f*cking ten?

Listen, I'm going to tell you once, so you listen good. Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Kim Novak. Before you were a f*cking squirt on a towel these women ruled the earth. Raquel Welch, Grace Kelly. GRACE F*CKING KELLY.

You get me? Don't you ever--and I mean ever--bring your taste for dried up, pre-fabbed, over-hyped, no-talent, unattractive coozes around here again.

(flicks cigarette in skyotter's face)

Now get the f*ck out of here before i do something you regret.

(throws him out of the moving van).

/LarsThorwald, 2004

Great list.  I would, respectfully, like to add Janet Leigh.

Audrey is one of the 5 most beautiful women who ever lived (in the era that allowed us to take photos and then use film).  She may be #1.


Add Sophia Loren, Gina Lollabrigida, and for a more modern touch, Juliette Binoche.
 
2021-01-21 3:52:03 PM  

joepennerlives: aungen: Herr Morgenstern: I always had such a crush on Audrey Hepburn, ever since I first saw her in My Fair Lady. Wait Until Dark is my favorite movie of hers, with Charade a close second. What an absolute delight she was.

Strangely enough, Roman Holiday is my favorite. I can't get over it, no matter how silly.

Not silly at all.  It was up for Best Picture and six others besides.
Hepburn had a quality that I don't think has ever been matched, and Gregory Peck knew it right away.  He was supposed to get sole, above-the-title billing, but after a few weeks he called his agent and directed him to get Audrey's billing to match his.  The agent told Peck he couldn't do it, and he said "Oh, yes I can. And if I don't, I'm going to make a fool out of myself, because this girl is going to win the Oscar in her very first performance."  And she did.


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/and that's how Gregory Peck got Audrey Hepburn to relax
//love that movie
///love Audrey
 
2021-01-21 11:10:50 PM  
On a not so random note I just got a Prime preview suggestion for Charade starring Audrey.


Amazon is watching me Fark.
 
2021-01-21 11:49:03 PM  

Wendigogo: On a not so random note I just got a Prime preview suggestion for Charade starring Audrey.


Amazon is watching me Fark.


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