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(KTXS Abilene)   Woman who stole "Nancy Polesis hard drives" is going to find out that taking part in a failed insurrection carries a high price   (ktxs.com) divider line
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4261 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Jan 2021 at 8:08 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-20 1:38:41 AM  
Court documents show Williams used the social media platform Discord, where she shared posts that read "I STOLE shiat FROM NANCY POLESI," and "I DOMT CARE I TOOK NANCY POLESIS HARD DRIVES I DONT CARE KILL ME"

Obviously covert Antifa agents hacked her phone and posted these things. You can tell from the all caps, poor grammar, lack of punctuation, and misspellings. No patriot would write this way.

William's ex, who was described in Special Agent Jonathan Lund's charging document as witness one, called the FBI and said she "intended to send the computer device to a friend in Russia, who then planned to sell the device to SVR, Russia's foreign intelligence service."

Good idea. I've watched a lot of spy movies, so I know how this works. It's foolproof.

Our crew was within steps of Riley Williams and her mother, and as she was taken away, she said to her mom, "Don't cry. Everything will be ok."

Well that's good. Wouldn't want things to not be ok.

If found guilty on all four charges she faces a maximum of 31.5 years in prison.

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2021-01-20 1:48:15 AM  
Not only is she a stupid, despicable traitor, but the biatch can't spell.

Treason and poor spelling? These crimes deserve more than 31.5 years.
 
2021-01-20 2:12:23 AM  
I guess she didn't get a pardon? Their little insurrection party is being taken seriously and some of these people are fixing to 'find out'.

Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?
 
2021-01-20 2:51:50 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: I guess she didn't get a pardon? Their little insurrection party is being taken seriously and some of these people are fixing to 'find out'.

Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?


Far as I know, no.  Poor little treason babies.  Wah wah wah.  Frickin' morons.
 
2021-01-20 2:54:07 AM  
She looks like a rapey Uma Thurman.
 
2021-01-20 2:58:48 AM  
....well, might be a bit closer to 5 life sentences plus 31 and a half years, what with the dead cop and four dead Nazis and all.
 
2021-01-20 3:05:11 AM  

PaulRB: OK So Amuse Me: I guess she didn't get a pardon? Their little insurrection party is being taken seriously and some of these people are fixing to 'find out'.

Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?

Far as I know, no.  Poor little treason babies.  Wah wah wah.  Frickin' morons.


'What we did was fine, cause Our President said so!'

No, the president of the United States cannot give out permission slips to murder the VP and Congress.
 
2021-01-20 3:30:17 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: I guess she didn't get a pardon? Their little insurrection party is being taken seriously and some of these people are fixing to 'find out'.

Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?


Too cheap- and poor-looking for him. Too bad, so sad.
 
2021-01-20 3:54:38 AM  
Being on the wrong side of a failed coup is not nearly as glamorous as you were lead to believe.
 
2021-01-20 3:57:24 AM  

studebaker hoch: Being on the wrong side of a failed coup is not nearly as glamorous as you were lead to believe.


What, no last cigarette before the firing squad?
 
2021-01-20 4:41:24 AM  
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2021-01-20 5:53:42 AM  
She's got a Manson family creepy vibe.
 
2021-01-20 6:02:07 AM  

shastacola: She's got a Manson family creepy vibe.


Fitting since her hero has a Manson vibe.
 
2021-01-20 6:15:14 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?


Looking like no. The CNN story said the lawyers talked him out of it, and talked him out of pardoning his family, himself, and any of the Congress that may have been involved in the Donnie-brook, because the pardons would have to list the specific crimes he pardons. Making it also a document of record of all the crimes, and it would start a fight over the legality of him pardoning himself that might end in it being a confession, and usable in any indictment.
 
2021-01-20 6:21:00 AM  
I said in one of the redlit threads on this that because of the ongoing Russian hack, they probably have way more than whatever is on that laptop. And that if Riley had been paying attention, she'd realize that.

But then, if she'd paid attention, she wouldn't have been part of an insurrectionist mob. I also like that someone tells her to put on gloves. How about, you know, NOT TAKING A INTERNET CONNECTED, GPS EQUIPPED VIDEO AND AUDIO RECORDER WITH YOU DURING A CRIME!
 
2021-01-20 6:38:25 AM  

Unobtanium: I said in one of the redlit threads on this that because of the ongoing Russian hack, they probably have way more than whatever is on that laptop. And that if Riley had been paying attention, she'd realize that.

But then, if she'd paid attention, she wouldn't have been part of an insurrectionist mob. I also like that someone tells her to put on gloves. How about, you know, NOT TAKING A INTERNET CONNECTED, GPS EQUIPPED VIDEO AND AUDIO RECORDER WITH YOU DURING A CRIME!


Exactly.

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2021-01-20 6:42:20 AM  

Unobtanium: OK So Amuse Me: Does anyone know if Tя☭mp pardoned any of his Band of Sedition from the Capitol?

Looking like no. The CNN story said the lawyers talked him out of it, and talked him out of pardoning his family, himself, and any of the Congress that may have been involved in the Donnie-brook, because the pardons would have to list the specific crimes he pardons. Making it also a document of record of all the crimes, and it would start a fight over the legality of him pardoning himself that might end in it being a confession, and usable in any indictment.


Pardons would definitely look bad at an impeachment trial.
 
2021-01-20 6:55:42 AM  
If found guilty on all four charges she faces a maximum of 31.5 years in prison.

Sounds harsh until you realize she got to see parts of the Capital most of us just never get to see.
 
2021-01-20 7:09:28 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: If found guilty on all four charges she faces a maximum of 31.5 years in prison.

Sounds harsh until you realize she got to see parts of the Capital most of us just never get to see.


She's also going to get to see other federal facilities most of us never "get" to see
 
2021-01-20 7:16:06 AM  

qorkfiend: Sorelian's Ghost: If found guilty on all four charges she faces a maximum of 31.5 years in prison.

Sounds harsh until you realize she got to see parts of the Capital most of us just never get to see.

She's also going to get to see other federal facilities most of us never "get" to see


The ones that "don't exist"
 
2021-01-20 7:19:45 AM  

puffy999: She looks like a rapey Uma Thurman. Aubrey Plaza.


Kinda hot.
 
2021-01-20 8:08:21 AM  
Around she farked
Find out she will.
 
2021-01-20 8:12:58 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:13:26 AM  
There's an interesting dynamic with this girl.  Her parents are separated and she lives with her mom.  She's aimless, so she gets into groyper stuff.  Her father is into Trump so they bond over that and go to DC together.

Most parents hope to see their 22 year-old graduate college.  Father of the Year took his 22 year-old to an insurrection where she was arrested.  These must be these Heartland values I'm always hearing about.
 
2021-01-20 8:13:26 AM  
"I DOMT CARE I TOOK NANCY POLESIS HARD DRIVES I DONT CARE KILL ME"

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
 
2021-01-20 8:13:27 AM  
Not high enough to stop what's going to happen today. Whatever it is.
 
2021-01-20 8:13:48 AM  
She played a stupid game and won a stupid prize.

So not just a traitor but a really stupid one with atrocious spelling to boot.
 
2021-01-20 8:14:15 AM  
She turned herself into law enforcement?  That's a neat trick.  There may be more to this woman than her spelling prowess might indicate.
 
2021-01-20 8:14:25 AM  
"...I don't care, kill me."

You heard her, abide by her wishes, put the terrorist dog down.
 
2021-01-20 8:14:32 AM  
Yeah, anyone who's worked for the federal government could have told you that. You do not fark around with government property. The fact it was the Speaker's... bye Felicia.
 
2021-01-20 8:15:02 AM  
Too bad about the insanity and stupidity. She's got that understated girl-next-door look going on that I've always liked.
 
2021-01-20 8:15:54 AM  
I hope it was worth giving up most of the good years of your life.
 
2021-01-20 8:16:13 AM  
Look, if Pelosi didn't want that computer stolen, she wouldn't have just left it sitting there on the desk like that. 

She was set up, framed, made to look bad for being a patriot because that's what Communists do.

Right?
 
2021-01-20 8:16:13 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:16:20 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: puffy999: She looks like a rapey Uma Thurman. Aubrey Plaza.

Kinda hot.


Sure, if she wasn't completely re'arded. Also, don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2021-01-20 8:18:55 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:19:41 AM  
You guts got it all wrong! She stole the local stripper's hard drives. That's what she meant by "Polesis"... Pole sister.
 
2021-01-20 8:19:54 AM  
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And the adventure ends... in prison.
 
2021-01-20 8:20:30 AM  
""I DOMT CARE I TOOK NANCY POLESIS HARD DRIVES I DONT CARE KILL ME"

Dont care, had hard drives
 
2021-01-20 8:20:38 AM  

Zulu_as_Kono: puffy999: She looks like a rapey Uma Thurman. Aubrey Plaza.

Kinda hot.


Glad I'm not the only one to think so.

Riley if you're reading this call me!!

/not really
//serious crazy eyes
///use a fake name.
 
2021-01-20 8:22:05 AM  

qorkfiend: Sorelian's Ghost: If found guilty on all four charges she faces a maximum of 31.5 years in prison.

Sounds harsh until you realize she got to see parts of the Capital most of us just never get to see.

She's also going to get to see other federal facilities most of us never "get" to see


Not to mention free room and board.
 
2021-01-20 8:22:06 AM  

BizarreMan: shastacola: She's got a Manson family creepy vibe.

Fitting since her hero has a Manson vibe.


That's pretty much what happened.
 
2021-01-20 8:23:39 AM  
22 years old.  How did she get so stoopid in such a short amount of time?  That's kinda impressive.
 
2021-01-20 8:24:08 AM  

GlamrLama: 22 years old.  How did she get so stoopid in such a short amount of time?  That's kinda impressive.


I'm pretty sure 22 is the peak of mount stupid
 
2021-01-20 8:24:48 AM  
fark crazy eyes
She has Manson family eyes
 
2021-01-20 8:24:48 AM  
Where is the laptop or hard drive now? Did the govt get them back? I got an inquiring mind
 
2021-01-20 8:24:56 AM  
Nancy Polaris

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2021-01-20 8:25:11 AM  
She reminds me of them

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2021-01-20 8:25:12 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: BizarreMan: shastacola: She's got a Manson family creepy vibe.

Fitting since her hero has a Manson vibe.

That's pretty much what happened.


Trump is basically manson plus henry the second ala the Thomas A Beckett affair.
 
2021-01-20 8:25:25 AM  

keldaria: GlamrLama: 22 years old.  How did she get so stoopid in such a short amount of time?  That's kinda impressive.

I'm pretty sure 22 is the peak of mount stupid


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