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(Hard Boiled News)   One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Police, Daniel Mark Wright, arrest report, Adalberto Ozeta, entry-way closet, Utah, Wright's room  
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1375 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jan 2021 at 3:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-01-20 4:01:06 AM  
"A Utah man wanted for a string of crimes was arrested after stealing a donut"
I guess it's clear what line NOT to cross with cops.
2021-01-20 4:19:14 AM  
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2021-01-20 4:38:41 AM  
Wow. That article has it all. Fake cop, sketchy girlfriend, seedy motel, stolen cars, stolen donut, hit and run, high speed chase and a dive into a manure pile.

I'm going to write a TV series based solely on that article. I'll get Randy Quaid to play the fake cop, Jane Lynch to play his girlfriend and Nic Cage to play Ozeta. This is going to be awesome. Stay tuned for a Followup.
2021-01-20 6:10:30 AM  
So his pal is now wearing poop threads?
2021-01-20 8:17:45 AM  
Just dialing in? Oh contraire. That is kicking it up about three or four notches. I mean, seriously, willing hide in a pile of manure to try and avoid the cops is hard core. Oh, do not get me wrong, I am glad he was caught, but you still have to respect the guts it took to crawl into a pile of manure.
2021-01-20 8:34:38 AM  

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Might as well give the grandfather some time too
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2021-01-20 10:27:06 AM  
Posing as the Keystone Kops?
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