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(Times of Israel)   Israel disses Pfizer   (timesofisrael.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Vaccination, Health Ministry officials, Israel's coronavirus czar Nachman Ash, Vaccine, Health Ministry, first dose of Pfizer, Tuesday's cabinet meeting, Times of Israel  
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2021-01-20 3:57:48 AM  
Even if the vaccines were only 50% effective after both shots they would still be worth getting.

And we're quite a bit above that.
 
2021-01-20 5:43:34 AM  
Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.
 
2021-01-20 6:07:23 AM  
Meh. It's just the first dose. So wait two or three weeks until the second dose.
 
2021-01-20 6:16:39 AM  
Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god
 
2021-01-20 6:26:06 AM  
Pfizer said from the beginning that the vaccine's full effectiveness would not happen until after several days after the second dose.

I don't know where the surprise is, Schlomo...
 
2021-01-20 6:27:46 AM  
Maybe that's why there are two doses?

And how many people got the first dose, and relaxed their COVID precautions?
 
2021-01-20 6:29:58 AM  
By the time my number comes up hopefully  the J&J vaccine will be available
 
2021-01-20 6:34:05 AM  

Snarfangel: Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.


Pfizer is German and is akin to English "Piper".
 
2021-01-20 6:36:25 AM  

cman: Snarfangel: Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.

Pfizer is German and is akin to English "Piper".


No, you idiot, Pfifer is Piper in German. farking idiot. Goddamn stupid-ass motherfarker.
 
2021-01-20 7:16:41 AM  
Don't a lot of big diseases ravage through Israel?
 
2021-01-20 7:59:12 AM  

cman: cman: Snarfangel: Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.

Pfizer is German and is akin to English "Piper".

No, you idiot, Pfifer is Piper in German. farking idiot. Goddamn stupid-ass motherfarker.


You ok?
 
2021-01-20 8:00:49 AM  

cman: cman: Snarfangel: Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.

Pfizer is German and is akin to English "Piper".

No, you idiot, Pfifer is Piper in German. farking idiot. Goddamn stupid-ass motherfarker.


Go back to bed and exit the other side
 
2021-01-20 8:17:30 AM  

lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god


What is wrong with you? Israel IS vaccinating everyone here: https://apnews.com/article/coro​navirus​-vaccine-coronavirus-pandemic-bangkok-​united-nations-thailand-28c0ac865214f0​3dfcac116be932c103
 
2021-01-20 8:29:11 AM  

Snarfangel: Pfizer Pfharmaceuticals. the Pfabulous Pfaccine with the Pfunny name.


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2021-01-20 8:30:26 AM  

bostonguy: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

What is wrong with you? Israel IS vaccinating everyone here: https://apnews.com/article/coron​avirus-vaccine-coronavirus-pandemic-ba​ngkok-united-nations-thailand-28c0ac86​5214f03dfcac116be932c103


He is probably referring to this
 
2021-01-20 8:43:46 AM  

johnny_vegas: bostonguy: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

What is wrong with you? Israel IS vaccinating everyone here: https://apnews.com/article/coron​avirus-vaccine-coronavirus-pandemic-ba​ngkok-united-nations-thailand-28c0ac86​5214f03dfcac116be932c103

He is probably referring to this


The Palestinians never wanted vaccines from Israel. They are getting them from Russia.
 
2021-01-20 8:49:36 AM  
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2021-01-20 8:50:27 AM  
Does that mean Joe Biden will be siding with Palestine?
 
2021-01-20 9:00:48 AM  

bostonguy: johnny_vegas: bostonguy: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

What is wrong with you? Israel IS vaccinating everyone here: https://apnews.com/article/coron​avirus-vaccine-coronavirus-pandemic-ba​ngkok-united-nations-thailand-28c0ac86​5214f03dfcac116be932c103

He is probably referring to this

The Palestinians never wanted vaccines from Israel. They are getting them from Russia.


They do now.

"The Palestinian Authority health minister, Mai Alkaila, said on January 9 that the Palestinian Authority has reached agreements with several companies and the World Health Organization (WHO) to procure a sufficient supply of vaccines to eventually cover the majority of Palestinians in the occupied territory, but that "there is no specific date" for the arrival of even the first doses.

The Palestinian Authority's Foreign Ministry has called on the international community to pressure Israel to provide vaccines to Palestinians in the occupied territory, saying that the Palestinian Authority's efforts to procure vaccines do not exempt Israel from its responsibilities under the law of occupation. "
 
2021-01-20 9:05:08 AM  

lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god


As a country that just had it's symbol of democracy raided by extremists that included god fearing evangelicals; I don't think anyone here can call out other countries for any extremist misdeeds, be them real or imagined.
 
2021-01-20 9:18:39 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

As a country that just had it's symbol of democracy raided by extremists that included god fearing evangelicals; I don't think anyone here can call out other countries for any extremist misdeeds, be them real or imagined.


So nobody can ever say anything.  Good plan.
 
2021-01-20 10:10:56 AM  

johnny_vegas: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

As a country that just had it's symbol of democracy raided by extremists that included god fearing evangelicals; I don't think anyone here can call out other countries for any extremist misdeeds, be them real or imagined.

So nobody can ever say anything.  Good plan.


Hasn't that been America's stance on Israel for like, a while now?
 
2021-01-20 10:14:13 AM  

Farce-Side: johnny_vegas: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lifeslammer: Why do we care about what that shiathole country thinks? They want us to care, they can vaccinate EVERYONE in their country, instead of just the ones who believe in their god

As a country that just had it's symbol of democracy raided by extremists that included god fearing evangelicals; I don't think anyone here can call out other countries for any extremist misdeeds, be them real or imagined.

So nobody can ever say anything.  Good plan.

Hasn't that been America's stance on Israel for like, a while now?


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2021-01-20 12:25:03 PM  
Did they actually say anything about the vaccine besides releasing the stats? Isn't it kind of important to know the real world effectiveness?
 
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