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(UFC)   Wednesday Morning/Afternoon MMA: It's a very early daytime event for UFC Fight Island 8, Michael Chiesa vs Neil Magny, Warlley Alves vs Mounir Lazzez. Prelims start at 9 AM ET, main card at Noon ET. All on ESPN and ESPN+   (ufc.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 10:39:13 PM  
A Wednesday event with an odd start time in the States and lots of unfamiliar names feels like this one is being held to meet the quota of contractually obligated events for ESPN.  Oh well, morning fights are better than no fights.

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2021-01-20 8:53:21 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:05:26 AM  
*yawns*
I'm here!  I'm here.....
Just making coffee, but I feel 350lbs lighter! ;D

So where, like on Earth, are these fights happening that this is a suitable time for fights?!  Malaysia like ONE?
 
2021-01-20 9:06:14 AM  
Kimura came out from the bedroom and promptly went back to sleep.
 
2021-01-20 9:07:39 AM  
Nice!   France.
 
2021-01-20 9:11:54 AM  
Who on Earth are these broads?  Blondie's takin' it to her!!!  Whoops, too fancy with the spin kick fail
 
2021-01-20 9:12:19 AM  
she's hurt
 
2021-01-20 9:13:28 AM  
(new rules) 10-8 Fiorot
 
2021-01-20 9:13:51 AM  

psychicdeath99: Kimura came out from the bedroom and promptly went back to sleep.


So your mutt is smarter than me....wonderful! I don't know if I was in bed long enough to warm a spot last night. Oh well, drugs will kick in sooner rather than later...
 
2021-01-20 9:14:25 AM  
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2021-01-20 9:14:40 AM  

psychicdeath99: (new rules) 10-8 Fiorot


Is it new rules here in...France, did you say?  And isn't it only early afternoon there right now?!
 
2021-01-20 9:15:39 AM  
YAAAH-AAAH!
 
2021-01-20 9:16:27 AM  

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Obviously nobody looks good with certain freeze frames, but I was convinced that my phone made a donkey's "eeeeeee-HAW!" sound when I scrolled to your pic but that was just my brain
 
2021-01-20 9:17:59 AM  
Oh yeah, she all kinda "Not great" right now
 
2021-01-20 9:18:30 AM  

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Yeah...  Blonde, athletic, and foreign  All the ingredients for sexy, but she doesn't pull off attractive like Shevchenko
 
2021-01-20 9:19:15 AM  
BOINK
 
2021-01-20 9:20:32 AM  
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See all the HUP HUP shiat is more tolerable as long as you are actually you know, landing things
 
2021-01-20 9:22:15 AM  

psychicdeath99: caposa
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See all the HUP HUP shiat is more tolerable as long as you are actually you know, landing things


Hell!  Even coming CLOSE!  Moras was more embarrassing than the worst Saturday afternoon Kung Fu flicks I watched as a kid, often missing by FEET!
 
2021-01-20 9:22:36 AM  
Fiorot head kick and jackhammer punches https://twitter.com/ufc/statu​s/1351897​294317228032
 
2021-01-20 9:23:24 AM  
Time for Not Khabib
 
2021-01-20 9:25:06 AM  

psychicdeath99: Time for Not Khabib


There are plenty of folk that are "Not Khabib" (even from Dagestan) so you'll have to be more specific...
 
2021-01-20 9:26:30 AM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Time for Not Khabib

There are plenty of folk that are "Not Khabib" (even from Dagestan) so you'll have to be more specific...


Cousin Umar

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/137940​9​9/umar-nurmagomedov-khabib-ufc-fight-i​sland/
 
2021-01-20 9:27:52 AM  
I've seen both fighters now and I STILL don't know which one you were referring to as "Not Khabib"! "Not Khabibs"?
 
2021-01-20 9:28:41 AM  
Sergei is pumped to be there!
 
2021-01-20 9:28:50 AM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Time for Not Khabib

There are plenty of folk that are "Not Khabib" (even from Dagestan) so you'll have to be more specific...

Cousin Umar

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/1379409​9/umar-nurmagomedov-khabib-ufc-fight-i​sland/


OHHHHHHH.....
Just ignore me until the drugs get past the Blood Brain Barrier...30ish minutes tops!
 
2021-01-20 9:30:43 AM  
So if the cousin is from Dagestan, too, why's he fighting under the Russian flag?  Did Putin threaten to turn off France's lights and heat if they had the Dagestani flag?
 
2021-01-20 9:31:21 AM  
Dagestani Backpack
 
2021-01-20 9:34:04 AM  
10-9 Nurmy
 
2021-01-20 9:35:28 AM  
starting to wonder what i have in the fridge that I cab nuke between fights.
 
2021-01-20 9:36:04 AM  
Well, I'm glad I was here for this momentous occasion:  Sorry, MMA fighters the world over, DC has cracked the problem of the calf kick and they will doubtlessly go out of style now.  "You're gonna wanna get out of the way of them..."
 
2021-01-20 9:36:04 AM  
good chin on Morozov
 
2021-01-20 9:37:02 AM  
Umar looking for the Leeever shot
 
2021-01-20 9:38:02 AM  
Oh shiat!  He DEAD!
 
2021-01-20 9:39:09 AM  
nap time
 
2021-01-20 9:41:30 AM  
 
2021-01-20 9:48:55 AM  
We have an early contender for Fugly Tat of the.....morning...
Regardless of the ridiculosity, at least the work is clean?
 
2021-01-20 9:49:24 AM  
Nachos for breakfast


/the smell of food woke up Kimura the Garbage Disposal
 
2021-01-20 9:50:58 AM  

Farkin' Uke: We have an early contender for Fugly Tat of the.....morning...
Regardless of the ridiculosity, at least the work is clean?


I was just thinking something similar.  Huge, cliched and kinda ugly, but still, I sort of like it...
 
2021-01-20 9:54:13 AM  

psychicdeath99: Nachos for breakfast


/the smell of food woke up Kimura the Garbage Disposal


Still 10 minutes until my local licka sto' opens.  Think I'm going liquid today.  Got a recommendation for when to run out, O!, Greatest Grand Poo'bah of FFFFU?
 
2021-01-20 9:55:40 AM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: We have an early contender for Fugly Tat of the.....morning...
Regardless of the ridiculosity, at least the work is clean?

I was just thinking something similar.  Huge, cliched and kinda ugly, but still, I sort of like it...


"Congratulations on finding a talented artist to create your ridiculous and frankly stupid 'vision'"?
 
2021-01-20 9:58:10 AM  
fun round   10-9 Davis


feels like Jones is gaining momentum though
 
2021-01-20 9:59:35 AM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Nachos for breakfast


/the smell of food woke up Kimura the Garbage Disposal

Still 10 minutes until my local licka sto' opens.  Think I'm going liquid today.  Got a recommendation for when to run out, O!, Greatest Grand Poo'bah of FFFFU?


So far Fight Island pacing isn't leaving much time between fights
 
2021-01-20 10:00:37 AM  
not a lot of defense in this one
 
2021-01-20 10:03:59 AM  
10-9 Jones  19-19


early FOTN candidate
 
2021-01-20 10:04:13 AM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Nachos for breakfast


/the smell of food woke up Kimura the Garbage Disposal

Still 10 minutes until my local licka sto' opens.  Think I'm going liquid today.  Got a recommendation for when to run out, O!, Greatest Grand Poo'bah of FFFFU?

So far Fight Island pacing isn't leaving much time between fights


I was thinking the same but this is an uncomfortable amount of booze for an MIE (Mandatory Inebriation Event):
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2021-01-20 10:10:05 AM  
SUPER fun fight!  Afraid it'll be the best by miles, though...
 
2021-01-20 10:10:19 AM  
Very close.  I think Jones took it in the last minute.  10-9 Jones  29-28 Jones
 
2021-01-20 10:12:31 AM  
LOL Let half a dozen "farks" get by the censors, then the commentator's voice goes staticky.  Nice jorb, ESPN!
 
2021-01-20 10:12:37 AM  
i'm fine with that.  It was a close fight, and both move up the ranks for that one
 
2021-01-20 10:14:39 AM  
We had Umar the cousin of champ Khabib, and now Francisco the brother of champ Deiveson
 
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