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2021-01-19 10:11:23 PM  
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2021-01-19 10:21:10 PM  
Biden gets a military parade.  Oh, that's gotta burn...
 
2021-01-19 10:26:26 PM  
Gotta be fake.  I don't see any time designated as "executive time," "tweeting," or "playing golf" and I was told that these were perfectly normal activities to take up a majority of a President's day.
 
2021-01-19 10:26:45 PM  
But will there be many phone calls and many meetings?
 
2021-01-19 10:30:06 PM  

Mztlplx: Biden gets a military parade.  Oh, that's gotta burn...


"Uhm, hey Joe..." -- Ghost of Anwar Sadat
 
2021-01-19 10:42:13 PM  
"Second Gentleman".  It has to be odd being the first Second Gentleman.  Kinda like being Duke of Earl.
 
2021-01-19 10:46:22 PM  

phalamir: It has to be odd being the first Second Gentleman.  Kinda like being Duke of Earl.


Nah. That guy got his own cool song.
 
2021-01-19 11:10:04 PM  
It doesn't say "Many meetings and calls". WTF does that guy do all day?
 
2021-01-19 11:10:50 PM  
Cool to see President-elect move to being referred to as President at noon. Good job, America.

Signed,

The rest of the world

PS we're all rooting for you
 
2021-01-20 12:14:19 AM  
Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.
 
2021-01-20 12:42:33 AM  

make me some tea: But will there be many phone calls and many meetings?


A plethora.
 
2021-01-20 2:39:07 AM  
Oh thank god
 
2021-01-20 2:40:45 AM  

mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.


This
 
2021-01-20 2:41:35 AM  
Been waiting for this one.

/giggity
 
2021-01-20 2:41:53 AM  
Subby planned that all the past days for spectacular effect! Well done.
 
2021-01-20 2:43:42 AM  

mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.


You can't sleep now! This is bat time!
 
2021-01-20 2:44:03 AM  

phalamir: "Second Gentleman".  It has to be odd being the first Second Gentleman.  Kinda like being Duke of Earl.


He's breaking that glass ceiling for every guy out there. And maybe he's going to be the first First Gentleman, too.
 
2021-01-20 2:44:16 AM  

phalamir: "Second Gentleman".  It has to be odd being the first Second Gentleman.  Kinda like being Duke of Earl.


Came here to say something similar. Duke of Earl was a nice touch!
 
2021-01-20 2:45:39 AM  
tl;dr

/i keed
 
2021-01-20 2:47:36 AM  
Wait. I thought Trump won?
 
2021-01-20 2:51:36 AM  

mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.


I'm regretting not taking tomorrow off to celebrate.  By the time I wake up it'll be a done deal.
 
2021-01-20 2:52:04 AM  
"Press Briefing" what do these words mean?
 
2021-01-20 2:53:26 AM  
Get on his escape plane and head for the land of no extradition?
 
2021-01-20 2:54:04 AM  
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2021-01-20 2:54:18 AM  
Whenever the typical putin lovers on this site try to tear down an American, I remind them that they suck the mushroom of a traitor and are racist sacks of shiat.  Like shiat shovel, and jefroe and martian sack of shiat.

I've noticed that they have been in hiding lately, waiting for putin to slam his orders up their ass.

I'm sure I'm in for another four/eight years of bans for for calling traitors to America out for their treason.  Because all trump worshipers are weak, sensitive sacks of filth.
 
2021-01-20 2:55:56 AM  
He should have copied Trump's "the president will be very busy and will work hard and have a bunch of meetings". Would have been farking awesome.
 
2021-01-20 2:56:23 AM  

mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.


I feel 50 pounds lighter. Thank farking god this idiot lunatic is gone.
 
2021-01-20 2:57:48 AM  
That's quite a full schedule. How is Uncle Joe going to find the time to polish his Firebird?
 
2021-01-20 3:01:47 AM  

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I haven't paid super-close attention to the people in the orbits--their families, friends--or even the personal lives of our new P+VP, so I spent a second scratching my head over "Mr. Emhoff"--then I got towards the end.

"The Second Gentleman".

I'm not sure why that makes me happy...but it does.
 
2021-01-20 3:02:32 AM  

mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.


Yessss 👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉
 
2021-01-20 3:02:39 AM  
Only a beta cuck like Biden would have to explain his actions like this. If he was a real man, it would just say "Presidentin', beeyotch! All day, every day!"

/Not missing the many calls, many meetings
 
2021-01-20 3:03:09 AM  
Biden is going to have to buy a hotel for him to spend half his presidency at.
 
2021-01-20 3:05:24 AM  
A schedule with actual stuff on it? Well that's a nice change of pace.
 
2021-01-20 3:07:38 AM  

Jesus McSordid: make me some tea: But will there be many phone calls and many meetings?

A plethora.


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2021-01-20 3:07:43 AM  
Sadly, Europe still woke up to him being president, but that is only until 6pm CET...
/can't wait to wake up and not check my phone first thing to see if my homeland is on fire
 
2021-01-20 3:09:23 AM  

Russ1642: He should have copied Trump's "the president will be very busy and will work hard and have a bunch of meetings". Would have been farking awesome.


Only add a P.S. at the end; ahhhahaha jk-ing! Lol jk-ing! 😁😁😁
 
2021-01-20 3:09:59 AM  

gunther_bumpass: mrshowrules: Goodnight everyone.  This is the last night we go to bed with Trump as the US President.  So awesome.

I feel 50 pounds lighter. Thank farking god this idiot lunatic is gone.


You meant 250lbs lighter right? 😉
 
2021-01-20 3:10:46 AM  
12:01 PM Trump is executed for treason on the white house lawn by hanging while Biden watches and pops the champagne
 
2021-01-20 3:13:02 AM  

Therion: Nah. That guy got his own cool song.


Why am I suddenly getting a faded memory of a woman in a fur coat and an annoying voice?
 
2021-01-20 3:20:26 AM  
When does he personally take away all the guns, outlaw Jesus, and force everyone into the LGBTQ camps while he bombs the suburbs?  Is that a day 2 thing?
 
2021-01-20 3:24:09 AM  
7:15PM - Bombing of Mar-a-Lago begins
 
2021-01-20 3:24:22 AM  
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2021-01-20 3:27:32 AM  

abhorrent1: It doesn't say "Many meetings and calls". WTF does that guy do all day?


right?! dadgammit Subs, my first ass-umption was...

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but then I moved on to - (farker will remain grarciously-thanked, yet unnamed and non-illegally-summoned, since they are not in this thread)

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/really did mah-own-self proud installing that new mirror earlier today. well, yestiddy.
 
2021-01-20 3:28:43 AM  

GooberMcFly: Cool to see President-elect move to being referred to as President at noon. Good job, America.

Signed,

The rest of the world

PS we're all rooting for you


Didn't Trump try to take the week off to celebrate (after doing almost zero transition work), and his staff had to beg him to at least fake giving a shiat?
 
2021-01-20 3:30:13 AM  
That's already more work than Donald Trump would do in a month.
 
2021-01-20 3:32:50 AM  
Biden still has a chance to concede.
 
2021-01-20 3:34:59 AM  

I_told_you_so: 7:15PM - Bombing of Mar-a-Lago begins


Username checks out?

Do you work for Iran?
You can have Trump but take Mitch McConnell and Ron DeSantis too.

No, I'm not encouraging kidnapping, Trump would feel more secure with his emotional support stooges and he ought to be permitted to take them with him to Iranian prison.
 
2021-01-20 3:38:12 AM  

jerryskid: Whenever the typical putin lovers on this site try to tear down an American, I remind them that they suck the mushroom of a traitor and are racist sacks of shiat.  Like shiat shovel, and jefroe and martian sack of shiat.

I've noticed that they have been in hiding lately, waiting for putin to slam his orders up their ass.

I'm sure I'm in for another four/eight years of bans for for calling traitors to America out for their treason.  Because all trump worshipers are weak, sensitive sacks of filth.


Um, shiat shovel is a parody account. I mean, they have desperately telegraphed that several times before but they aren't as, well, elevated in their game as Mike or PN so not a lot of people seem to notice.
 
2021-01-20 3:41:15 AM  
What time is the Sham-Wow guy stopping by?
 
2021-01-20 3:45:47 AM  
But when will Biden find time to "watch all the shows".

/I was assured by Fox that that is what constitutes a hard working president.
 
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