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(CNN)   Trump at 42% favorable to 47% unfavorable. No not that Trump. Not that one either. Or that one. Nope. Yes Melania, first First Lady to have an unfavorable rating, Most end with net 50 positive rating   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 9:55:04 PM  
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2021-01-19 9:58:37 PM  
She had a lower approval rating than Nancy Reagan.  Think about that.
 
2021-01-19 10:09:42 PM  
Hillary Clinton was rated higher.
 
2021-01-19 10:23:55 PM  

enry: Hillary Clinton was rated higher.


Oh, that's going to sting.
 
2021-01-19 10:35:19 PM  

coffeetime: She had a lower approval rating than Nancy Reagan.  Think about that.


And Nancy sucks cawk in hell
 
2021-01-20 3:51:18 AM  
Hmm, I would think she could fake charm and warmth, that's all the job really takes. Be a gracious host, and you have staff to do the heavy lifting.
 
2021-01-20 4:05:21 AM  
That's not good considering everybody has seen her boobs
 
2021-01-20 4:10:55 AM  
The Third Lady ain't gonna be welcome in New York, that's for sure.
With A Song In Her Heart, Melania Trump Returns To New York
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"We hate you like you hate Ivanka"
LOL!
 
2021-01-20 4:14:39 AM  
Donnie doesn't even like her, why should anyone else?
 
2021-01-20 4:53:55 AM  
I'm not sure how much she cares. I don't think she wanted the job at all. Her idiot husband dragged her into it.
 
2021-01-20 4:54:00 AM  
Be best lady be worst?

Worst POTUS in history and worst FLOTUS ever?

Well, yeah.
 
2021-01-20 4:54:50 AM  

Alphax: Donnie doesn't even like her, why should anyone else?


I don't care for her, do you?
 
2021-01-20 4:59:22 AM  

Bob Down: That's not good considering everybody has seen her boobs


The photos are so heavily photoshopped we still don't know what they look like, nor does anyone care. Do you?
 
2021-01-20 5:00:04 AM  
I don't really care, do you?

Literally, why does anyone give a shiat about the First Lady's anyway?
 
2021-01-20 5:00:28 AM  
She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.
 
2021-01-20 5:01:28 AM  

Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.


She was there to be Donnie's arm decoration.. no more, no less.
 
2021-01-20 5:01:40 AM  

EvilEgg: Hmm, I would think she could fake charm and warmth, that's all the job really takes. Be a gracious host, and you have staff to do the heavy lifting.


Hell, never mind FLOTUS, that's all it really takes to do the POTUS's job.  Surround yourself with reasonably-effective people, do what they tell you, and don't rock the boat.

It would have been so easy for Trump to have won.  it would have taken far less effort than he put into losing.
 
2021-01-20 5:01:50 AM  
Oh right, she ruined good things that other first ladies added to the White House. That's what else she did.
 
2021-01-20 5:05:00 AM  
Who gives an actual shiat?
 
2021-01-20 5:05:13 AM  

sleze: I don't really care, do you?

Literally, why does anyone give a shiat about the First Lady's anyway?


Ladies...too early in the morning...
 
2021-01-20 5:06:27 AM  
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Well, if someone had updated her, maybe her TrophyWife.dll wouldn't have crashed and people would have liked her more.
 
2021-01-20 5:07:32 AM  
Biatch, be gone.
 
2021-01-20 5:07:46 AM  
News:

Executive Order on the Revocation of Executive Order 13770
Issued on: January 20, 2021
SHARE:
ALL NEWS
By the authority vested in me as President of the United States by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, and sections 3301 and 7301 of title 5, United States Code, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1.  Revocation.   Executive Order 13770 of January 28, 2017, "Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Appointees," is hereby revoked, effective at noon January 20, 2021.  Employees and former employees subject to the commitments in Executive Order 13770 will not be subject to those commitments after noon January 20, 2021.
Sec2.  General Provisions.   (a)  Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:
(i)   the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or
(ii)  the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(b)  This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(c)  This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,
January 19, 2021.

Per the 13370 wiki:
The executive order directs executive branch employees on a ban on lobbying any government official for two years and the agency they worked in for five years. It also prevents them from ever lobbying the US on behalf of a foreign government or foreign political parties.[4] If someone is found guilty of not complying with the order, they could be barred for another five years on top of the order's five years for a total of ten years.[1][2] Section 3 provides that the president may grant a waiver to any person of any restriction contained in the pledge. The order does not explain on what grounds a waiver may be granted.[5] The order has a lifetime ban on lobbying for foreign governments.[6][7][8]

So Trump just set his executive branch loose to lobby.  :|
 
2021-01-20 5:08:07 AM  

Alphax: Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.

She was there to be Donnie's arm decoration.. no more, no less.


And she did a poor job at that!
 
2021-01-20 5:08:18 AM  
 
2021-01-20 5:12:57 AM  

Alphax: Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.

She was there to be Donnie's arm decoration.. no more, no less.


Her life makes my life look good.

/Not as "rich"
//Never had to f*ck Donnie
 
2021-01-20 5:13:24 AM  
She seems nice..

"I'm working ... my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?"

She continued, "OK, and then I do it and I say that I'm working on Christmas and planning for the Christmas and they said, 'Oh, what about the children that they were separated?' Give me a f****** break. Where they were saying anything when Obama did that? I can not go, I was trying get the kid reunited with the mom. I didn't have a chance -- needs to go through the process and through the law."
 
2021-01-20 5:29:46 AM  
I suspect there's an expensive New York divorce attorney who will get a call first thing tomorrow.
 
2021-01-20 5:32:58 AM  

Alphax: Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.

She was there to be Donnie's arm decoration.. no more, no less.


Not much of a decoration in my opinion. Too much plastic work done with zero enhancement. And it must be painful. Nearly every pic of her is a grimace of agony.
 
2021-01-20 5:35:28 AM  

coffeetime: She had a lower approval rating than Nancy Reagan.  Think about that.


Who could have seen that? Joan Quigley?
 
2021-01-20 5:35:31 AM  

poodebunker: Alphax: Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.

She was there to be Donnie's arm decoration.. no more, no less.

Not much of a decoration in my opinion. Too much plastic work done with zero enhancement. And it must be painful. Nearly every pic of her is a grimace of agony.


Donnie's opinion of high class on pretty much any subject is at odds with most of humanity.  And his terrible taste in food, for that matter.
 
2021-01-20 5:41:20 AM  

gaspode: Who gives an actual shiat?


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2021-01-20 5:41:45 AM  
What's the over/under on her divorcing the Orange Traitor then coming out with a tell-all book?

She seems like a miserable person and I feel sorry for the people who must deal with her but the harm done was done by the Orange Traitor. There won't be any schadenfreude for me to see her life ruined, unlike the Orange Traitor who needs to see everything he values taken from him.
 
2021-01-20 5:55:11 AM  
Melania ranks highest among First Ladies whose boobs I have seen.

/also the lowest
 
2021-01-20 5:58:32 AM  

nocturn: News:

Executive Order on the Revocation of Executive Order 13770
Issued on: January 20, 2021
SHARE:
ALL NEWS
By the authority vested in me as President of the United States by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, and sections 3301 and 7301 of title 5, United States Code, it is hereby ordered as follows:
Section 1.  Revocation.   Executive Order 13770 of January 28, 2017, "Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Appointees," is hereby revoked, effective at noon January 20, 2021.  Employees and former employees subject to the commitments in Executive Order 13770 will not be subject to those commitments after noon January 20, 2021.
Sec. 2.  General Provisions.   (a)  Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect:
(i)   the authority granted by law to an executive department or agency, or the head thereof; or
(ii)  the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(b)  This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(c)  This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.
DONALD J. TRUMP
THE WHITE HOUSE,
January 19, 2021.

Per the 13370 wiki:
The executive order directs executive branch employees on a ban on lobbying any government official for two years and the agency they worked in for five years. It also prevents them from ever lobbying the US on behalf of a foreign government or foreign political parties.[4] If someone is found guilty of not complying with the order, they could be barred for another five years on top of the order's five years for a total of ten years.[1][2] Section 3 provides that the president may grant a waiver to any person of any restriction contained in the pledge. The order does not explain on what grounds a waiver may be granted.[5] The order has a lifetime ban on lobbying for foreign governments.[6][7][8]

So Trump just set his executive branch loose to lobby.  :|


REFILL THE SWAMP!
 
2021-01-20 6:03:25 AM  

Gawdzila: She should be lower than that. I mean, what the f*ck did she do for 4 years besides plagiarize other first ladies' homework, tell us she didn't care about her husband torturing children/families, and turn Christmas into a nightmare hellscape? She's completely f*cking useless.


I know.  It was Ivanka who used her time as part of the Fist Family to become a scientist and give food to the poor.
 
2021-01-20 6:05:24 AM  
Plagiarizing Michelle O.
Be best (whatever that was).
I don't care, do you?
Slapping donnies hands.
shiatty Christmas decorations.

What else did she do?
 
2021-01-20 6:06:34 AM  
Who?
 
2021-01-20 6:10:30 AM  
Brief exchange with my daughter yesterday after CBSN startled me with an audio clip.
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2021-01-20 6:11:05 AM  

Befuddled: What's the over/under on her divorcing the Orange Traitor then coming out with a tell-all book?

She seems like a miserable person and I feel sorry for the people who must deal with her but the harm done was done by the Orange Traitor. There won't be any schadenfreude for me to see her life ruined, unlike the Orange Traitor who needs to see everything he values taken from him.


The one person she seems to clearly give a rat's arse about is her own son and you can bet Donald would try to hurt her in the only two ways he really can at this point: custody and money.  I'd bet on divorce being likely around 2024, when Barron hits the age of majority.  That would let her release her tell all book slamming Donald and his older spawn right around the 2024 electoral season.  Perfect for maximum sales.
 
2021-01-20 6:11:53 AM  
Laura Bush is a book person: Twain, Khaled Hosseini, Bradbury, Dostoevsky, E.B. White,..so she'll always be all right with me. Barbara Bush was intimidating and looked like George HW's mother at the beginning of his term, but she visited AIDS hospitals in Harlem without taking a press pool with her, lobbied HW--not terribly successfully--to make addressing homelessness part of his agenda, and was a tireless advocate for literacy.

Melania: well, any of us can see Melania's tits if we want to.
 
2021-01-20 6:13:29 AM  
I lived just off the strip in Vegas for a few years. Hard not to meet a lot of prostitutes in that area. So believe me when I tell you, she gives prostitution a bad name.
 
2021-01-20 6:15:31 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Plagiarizing Michelle O.
Be best (whatever that was).
I don't care, do you?
Slapping donnies hands.
shiatty Christmas decorations.

What else did she do?


Ruin the Rose Garden.
 
2021-01-20 6:17:08 AM  

Befuddled: What's the over/under on her divorcing the Orange Traitor then coming out with a tell-all book?

She seems like a miserable person and I feel sorry for the people who must deal with her but the harm done was done by the Orange Traitor. There won't be any schadenfreude for me to see her life ruined, unlike the Orange Traitor who needs to see everything he values taken from him.


I suspect she'll go back to Russia for a debriefing with her handlers.
 
2021-01-20 6:26:27 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 850x463]

Well, if someone had updated her, maybe her TrophyWife.dll wouldn't have crashed and people would have liked her more.


And who told her that Chorma Key Green was a good idea?
 
2021-01-20 6:27:13 AM  
Well it is higher than her Donnies, so he has to hate that.
 
2021-01-20 6:27:24 AM  

cretinbob: enry: Hillary Clinton was rated higher.

Oh, that's going to sting.


FAKE NEWS!
 
2021-01-20 6:31:44 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Plagiarizing Michelle O.
Be best (whatever that was).
I don't care, do you?
Slapping donnies hands.
shiatty Christmas decorations.

What else did she do?


Let Donald cum in her?
 
2021-01-20 6:36:06 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm not sure how much she cares. I don't think she wanted the job at all. Her idiot husband dragged her into it.


I think the only reason she stayed was it was part of the negotiations of the revamp of their prenup...
Barron gets a cut of the family business in exchange for her going to the White House at all. If she had her way,
she'd have stayed in NYC. I get the feeling she dislikes the limelight - I mean yeah, she was a model, but was she ever actually big? I think it was part of a larger plan to snag a rich husband... there's no way that she actually loved Trump.  Considering she had to come in after Michelle Obama, it didn't really matter what she did, people would criticize the shiat out of her.

I feel gross defending her, but at the same time, aside from some poor fashion (I don't care, do you? was aimed more at the media than the detention center - the optics were awful, but it's not like she wore it on her tour or anything, just getting on the plane from DC) and decorating choices (White Christmas, anyone?) and a tone deaf "Be Best" campaign that she didn't want to do, did she really do anything all that bad? I mean, yes, she's a collaborator, but at the same time, really she's just a gold digger with mediocre English skills that tried to snag a rich husband, failed, and did what she had to do to secure a better future for her son. After Don OD's, Eric chokes on his cheerios, and Ivanka & Jared end up in prison, he might make out ok.
 
2021-01-20 6:36:45 AM  
Of course she has a bad rating she's one of them immigrants!
 
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