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(KVAL Eugene)   That is a ROUGH 47   (kval.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Coos Bay, Oregon, 47-year-old ShaunColle Nix, Friday evening, Coos County, Oregon, Coos County Sheriff's Office, North Bend, Oregon, Police, Coos Bay  
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2021-01-19 9:40:35 PM  
Looks like a melted wax statue of all the rolling stones combined
 
2021-01-19 9:47:31 PM  
Keith Richards wannabe

Got the hair wrong
 
2021-01-19 9:49:30 PM  
That's methed up
 
2021-01-19 9:55:21 PM  
Wow, subby's not kidding. I'm 47 and a COVID long-hauler, with a titanium plate and cadaver bones in my throat from a previous surgery, and even I don't look like that.

While the Rolling Stones comment was spot-on, my first thought was a live-action Sideshow Bob as played by Iggy Pop...which would actually probably be pretty awesome.
 
2021-01-19 10:19:45 PM  
So a junkie didn't want to leave his dealers house and went to jail instead of the morgue? Some might call that a favorable outcome.
 
2021-01-19 10:21:13 PM  
He looks like one of those history museum reconstructions of what early man may have looked like.
 
2021-01-19 10:50:14 PM  

hebrides: Wow, subby's not kidding. I'm 47 and a COVID long-hauler, with a titanium plate and cadaver bones in my throat from a previous surgery, and even I don't look like that.

While the Rolling Stones comment was spot-on, my first thought was a live-action Sideshow Bob as played by Iggy Pop...which would actually probably be pretty awesome.


Cadaver Bones in my Throat is my Tuvanese Grateful Dead cover band name!
 
2021-01-19 10:59:09 PM  

markie_farkie: hebrides: Wow, subby's not kidding. I'm 47 and a COVID long-hauler, with a titanium plate and cadaver bones in my throat from a previous surgery, and even I don't look like that.

While the Rolling Stones comment was spot-on, my first thought was a live-action Sideshow Bob as played by Iggy Pop...which would actually probably be pretty awesome.

Cadaver Bones in my Throat is my Tuvanese Grateful Dead cover band name!


Enjoy your smart/funny combo from this partial zombie...well played!
 
2021-01-19 11:01:52 PM  

hebrides: markie_farkie: hebrides: Wow, subby's not kidding. I'm 47 and a COVID long-hauler, with a titanium plate and cadaver bones in my throat from a previous surgery, and even I don't look like that.

While the Rolling Stones comment was spot-on, my first thought was a live-action Sideshow Bob as played by Iggy Pop...which would actually probably be pretty awesome.

Cadaver Bones in my Throat is my Tuvanese Grateful Dead cover band name!

Enjoy your smart/funny combo from this partial zombie...well played!


Partial zombie Covid survivor and Farker.

Well done!
 
2021-01-20 12:08:49 AM  
I feel much better about how I look at 65 now

/Thank you
 
2021-01-20 12:57:36 AM  
Every drug in the world at once is a hell of a drug.
 
2021-01-20 2:39:03 AM  
Three thoracic surgeries, COVID, and a blood infection that has ett me down from 165 to 130 at fifty-one years of age, and this fella looks a decade older than me.

Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2021-01-20 4:37:50 AM  
That man has not led a happy life.
 
2021-01-20 4:41:13 AM  
heh heh heh

Coos County.

heh heh heh
 
2021-01-20 4:42:11 AM  

BolloxReader: That man has not led a happy life.


I'm not entirely sure that man is alive.
 
2021-01-20 4:47:27 AM  
That would be a rough 60.
 
2021-01-20 5:02:47 AM  

markie_farkie: hebrides: Wow, subby's not kidding. I'm 47 and a COVID long-hauler, with a titanium plate and cadaver bones in my throat from a previous surgery, and even I don't look like that.

While the Rolling Stones comment was spot-on, my first thought was a live-action Sideshow Bob as played by Iggy Pop...which would actually probably be pretty awesome.

Cadaver Bones in my Throat is my Tuvanese Grateful Dead cover band name!


hunh.

Tuvanese Grateful Dead Cover Band is the name of my Star Trek: Voyager Orchestral Fan-Funk-Music Collective.
 
2021-01-20 5:04:30 AM  
There's 47, and then there is "Crack 47"
 
2021-01-20 5:05:27 AM  
He's seen things.
 
2021-01-20 5:06:48 AM  
His Ric Ocasek costume needs work.
 
2021-01-20 5:10:14 AM  
The flame that burns Twice as bright burns half as long.
 
2021-01-20 5:24:23 AM  
That looks like a wig
 
2021-01-20 5:24:46 AM  
The graphics on this new Agent 47 is very photo-realistic.
 
2021-01-20 5:39:26 AM  
Ernest Does Meth was considered by critics to be a marked departure from the tone of previous entries in the series, and overall a not-terribly-successful attempt to capitalize on the "gritty reboot" trend of the late aughts.

It holds a 22/100 score on Metacritic.
 
2021-01-20 5:51:52 AM  
Hell, that's a rough 57.
 
2021-01-20 6:14:44 AM  
My guy is 72, and that looks 10 years older....

I think it must be, just gotta be a typo transformation, right?
 
2021-01-20 6:21:43 AM  
okay, after googling him, wow.
He is the guy that leaves cell phone at crime scene and basically turns himself in retrieving it.
harsh.
 
2021-01-20 6:22:53 AM  
Maybe Subby, but he still has better hair than me.

/46
 
2021-01-20 6:28:06 AM  
I hope they arrested his hair stylist too. That haircut is a crime against humanity.
 
2021-01-20 6:34:27 AM  
What's he saying, Robin?
 
2021-01-20 6:38:13 AM  
I thought Phil Spector died?
 
2021-01-20 6:55:16 AM  
The guy lives in Coos County, but he looks like he hasn't seen Coos in years
 
2021-01-20 6:56:11 AM  
I live in a county seat town, in a lovely neighborhood surrounded by thieving meth addicts to the degree that anything you put outside, from sneakers to inflatable snowman, disappears overnight. I am generally diligent and ready to be in lock and load mode. This guy just makes me sad. Meth is instantly addictive and  turns people into this in a couple short years and they just become zombies. Rarely can they get out. Every teenage in the world should be forced to look at an hour of the Faces of Meth at the age when they are obsessed with their looks. Maybe that would help a little.
 
2021-01-20 7:08:35 AM  
Say what you want, I know at least a few women who want his hair.
 
2021-01-20 7:08:40 AM  
Are we sure the 4 and 7 aren't transposed?
 
2021-01-20 7:09:19 AM  
No farking way he's 47, it's not humanly possible
 
2021-01-20 7:18:34 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I feel much better about how I look at 65 now

/Thank you


*clicks profile link*

I don't think you look THAT good.
 
2021-01-20 7:20:38 AM  
Keith Richards looks better than that.
 
2021-01-20 7:32:24 AM  
In rural Ohio they call that "a good 30"
 
2021-01-20 7:43:36 AM  
Come on, guys. The Professor from Gilligan's Island looks pretty good for 96, especially after having been dead for 7 years.
 
2021-01-20 8:21:53 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That looks like a wig


My first thought as well.

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The real version of Joe Dirt is just sad
 
2021-01-20 8:28:20 AM  

phishrace: I hope they arrested his hair stylist too. That haircut is a crime against humanity.


I think it's a wig.

In any case, you know you're a rough-looking 47 when your physical appearance would probably make Keith Richards wince.
 
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2021-01-20 8:34:13 AM  
We're only just swearing in 46 today, let's take this one step at a time.
 
2021-01-20 8:44:07 AM  
Dear reporter:

Every sentence isn't its own paragraph.  May you be as ashamed as your journalism professors.
 
2021-01-20 8:45:47 AM  

tuxq: Say what you want, I know at least a few women who want his hair.


And they can buy it for $9.99 at Aunt Tina's Famous Wigs N More.
 
2021-01-20 8:51:15 AM  
I want him as a friend, I am 46 and if he is next to me I will look like a 10 at the bars.

/meth a helluva a drug
 
2021-01-20 8:58:50 AM  
Lets have a contest, "Guess the number of teeth he has?"
 
2021-01-20 8:59:23 AM  

olderbudnoweiser: heh heh heh

Coos County.

heh heh heh


In the Beaver State.
 
2021-01-20 9:01:42 AM  

THX 1138: Dear reporter:

Every sentence isn't its own paragraph.  May you be as ashamed as your journalism professors.


It is a Sinclair station.
 
2021-01-20 9:02:06 AM  

zimbomba67: Lets have a contest, "Guess the number of teeth he has?"


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