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(Twitter)   And there you were, thinking that idiots had finally realized that Comet Pizza doesn't have a basement   (twitter.com) divider line
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5046 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 Jan 2021 at 8:42 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-19 8:11:56 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:43:22 PM  
Only the best people.
 
2021-01-19 8:43:36 PM  
Do these people all fasten their shoes with velcro?
 
2021-01-19 8:43:41 PM  
Oh, FFS.
 
2021-01-19 8:43:54 PM  
What dafuuuuuuuq?
 
2021-01-19 8:43:57 PM  
And this is your brain on Trump** 🙄
 
2021-01-19 8:44:07 PM  
Is this like there Mecca? Going back to where it started in some tribute to conspiratorial idiocy?
 
2021-01-19 8:44:33 PM  
Why are people this farking stupid?  And why are we tolerating it?
 
2021-01-19 8:44:35 PM  
omfg GO HOME
 
2021-01-19 8:44:40 PM  
'Murica.
 
2021-01-19 8:45:40 PM  
Neither did the McMarten Preschool, but that didn't stop people from going to prison for Satanic child sex orgies in said non-existent basement.
 
2021-01-19 8:45:47 PM  
Today on the way to work, I saw a truck with a decal of a guy on his knees with a gun to his head. It was a shiatty graphic design job and I couldn't make out all the words but one of them was pedo.

Csb
 
2021-01-19 8:46:26 PM  

Malacon: Is this like there Mecca? Going back to where it started in some tribute to conspiratorial idiocy?


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2021-01-19 8:46:35 PM  
That looks weirdly Westboro. Are they joining in for the finale?
 
2021-01-19 8:46:39 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:46:50 PM  
QAnon is in disarray. Many people are becoming frustrated because the day they've been promised hasn't happened. I think it's finally starting to click for some that Trump is actually leaving office.

This is probably their attempt to get some semblance of comfort and normalcy by their standards.
 
2021-01-19 8:46:52 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:46:59 PM  
Is abortion a pizza topping in Joe Biden's America?
 
2021-01-19 8:47:14 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Why are people this farking stupid?  And why are we tolerating it?


1. Because they actively WANT to be that stupid.
2. Because rational people don't feel comfortable gunning down human-looking rabid dogs in the streets.

/Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
 
2021-01-19 8:47:15 PM  
If that restaurant owner walked out with a big sign of the kid that attacked the place looking for the basement it doesn't have and then maced every single person there in the face with bear spray, I'd vote to acquit on his jury.
 
2021-01-19 8:47:45 PM  
Are these the same morons that usually picket comic conventions?

Are they bored because the conventions aren't happening?

/I have short hair and one of these "Christians" asked me "how my chemo is going"
//we'll know they're Christians by their love
 
2021-01-19 8:48:10 PM  
If they just went inside they'd see it's just OK pizza, a ping pong table, and some decent beer. I'd recommend Politics and prose a couple doors down, but Im not sure they read.
 
2021-01-19 8:49:03 PM  

DarnoKonrad: And why are we tolerating it


Freedumb

In America you have the freedom to act like a dick and be an ignoramus
 
2021-01-19 8:49:05 PM  

Spartapuss: Is abortion a pizza topping in Joe Biden's America?


Sure, but abortion and pineapple is right out.
 
2021-01-19 8:49:11 PM  
Comet is a great place with some tasty food. They don't deserve this bullshiat.
 
2021-01-19 8:49:24 PM  
Mankind has always had idiots like these, and I'm sure they are why we are not currently spreading thru the solar system with mind blowing technologies.
 
2021-01-19 8:49:51 PM  
Jesus wept.
 
2021-01-19 8:50:12 PM  
Maybe it doesn't have a basement in the literal sense, but what word would you use to describe the demonic realm that their occult rituals open a portal to inside the walk-in cooler?
 
2021-01-19 8:51:11 PM  

TabASlotB: They don't deserve this bullshiat


This is America. Being harassed by a buncha clueless morans is standard practice.
 
2021-01-19 8:51:50 PM  
but I thought the entire point of a sooper-sekrit basement dungeon is to be... secret?

/also what about the Alamo?
//study it out, sheeple!
///really got-nothin'
 
2021-01-19 8:52:02 PM  

Ringshadow: Are these the same morons that usually picket comic conventions?

Are they bored because the conventions aren't happening?

/I have short hair and one of these "Christians" asked me "how my chemo is going"
//we'll know they're Christians by their love


Probably.  Westboro Baptist is actually Anabaptist, as are many of these groups, and Anabaptist are all farking nuts.  Most don't own TVs or Radios, because they see them as tools of Satan.  Think Mennonites with a violent streak.
 
2021-01-19 8:52:15 PM  
Are these folks from the Westboro Baptist Church?  In all of the insanity of the last few years, I was almost starting to miss their brand of crazy.
 
2021-01-19 8:53:38 PM  

PanicAttack: QAnon is in disarray. Many people are becoming frustrated because the day they've been promised hasn't happened. I think it's finally starting to click for some that Trump is actually leaving office.

This is probably their attempt to get some semblance of comfort and normalcy by their standards.


I do wonder what's going to happen after tomorrow when Biden is sworn in and nothing "big" happens. By "big" I mean something like Jesus coming down and putting Trump in office or whatever they think will happen. Some will dig in deeper but some I think will break.
 
2021-01-19 8:54:36 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:54:50 PM  
Wasn't Qanon, dummies. The locals are upset Comet now offers pineapple as a topping.

Morans.
 
2021-01-19 8:55:59 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:57:16 PM  
This whole thing is just nutso.  The whole "evidence" for this stupid conspiracy theory in the first place was that "Comet Ping Pong", "cheese pizza", and "child pornography" all start with the same letters, so clearly the first two are a secret code to refer to the third.  We're lucky they haven't bombed the Cerebral Palsy Foundation or something.

/Sometimes words begin with the same letters as other words
//Ric Romero has the story at 10
 
2021-01-19 8:58:21 PM  

Ringshadow: Are these the same morons that usually picket comic conventions?

Are they bored because the conventions aren't happening?

/I have short hair and one of these "Christians" asked me "how my chemo is going"
//we'll know they're Christians by their love


June.2020 I shaved mine haid as a sort of fark-you to "b-b-but mah haircuts!!!"

/yeah, I got some of that exact same nonsense and all
//thousand-yard-stare works quite well
///no words necessary
 
2021-01-19 8:58:25 PM  
These are the same morons that set up shop at a homeless person's piss stain on the sidewalk that happens to look like Jesus aren't they?
 
2021-01-19 8:58:55 PM  

4seasons85!: PanicAttack: QAnon is in disarray. Many people are becoming frustrated because the day they've been promised hasn't happened. I think it's finally starting to click for some that Trump is actually leaving office.

This is probably their attempt to get some semblance of comfort and normalcy by their standards.

I do wonder what's going to happen after tomorrow when Biden is sworn in and nothing "big" happens. By "big" I mean something like Jesus coming down and putting Trump in office or whatever they think will happen. Some will dig in deeper but some I think will break.


It can't happen on the 20th. 20 isn't a Prime Number.   Look for me in the West at dawn on the 23rd.
 
2021-01-19 8:59:38 PM  
*LOOKS AT PICTURE*

I hope the Heaven's Gate cult comes back and takes these people off the planet.
 
2021-01-19 9:00:44 PM  
I'm sure they detest the intimidation tactics, but at least it keeps their name in the papers.

Locals know where to buy Q repudiation pizza, too.
 
2021-01-19 9:00:59 PM  

holdmybones: That looks weirdly Westboro. Are they joining in for the finale?


I was thinking the opposite, doesn't look like them the last time I had fun with them outside the Brown Bag Drag outside the Kansas Union.

their signs are distinct and don't look like this
 
2021-01-19 9:01:26 PM  
"What will it take for me to prove you wrong?"
 
2021-01-19 9:01:54 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: Spartapuss: Is abortion a pizza topping in Joe Biden's America?

Sure, but abortion and pineapple is right out.


Ugh. How could you even type something so gross. Who would even consider putting that on a pizza. Pineapple blech.
 
2021-01-19 9:02:25 PM  
Not really an advocate of violence, but

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2021-01-19 9:02:39 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Do these people all fasten their shoes with velcro?


Don't tell them Velcro was invented by a Frenchman.
 
2021-01-19 9:02:54 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Malacon: Is this like there Mecca? Going back to where it started in some tribute to conspiratorial idiocy?

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Don't blame me. Blame murphry's law.


And Drew for not adding an edit button yet.
 
2021-01-19 9:04:13 PM  

Dead on the River: Wasn't Qanon, dummies. The locals are upset Comet now offers pineapple as a topping.

Morans.


I mean... this is still a major bone of contention on fark!

Dead on the River: It can't happen on the 20th. 20 isn't a Prime Number.   Look for me in the West at dawn on the 23rd.


on the one hand, I like your thinking, but on t'other hand, do these people even know what primes are? (Narrator: do they even know what numbers are?)

/pro-pineapple
//crucify me, farkers
///g'wan g'wan g'wan
 
2021-01-19 9:04:19 PM  
And yet, when Trump is accused of rape by at least 15 women, nobody shows up at Mar-a-lago with signs.
 
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