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2021-01-19 7:20:21 PM  
I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good
 
2021-01-19 7:24:52 PM  
You mean he doesn't want to be the one who tries to gavel the chamber to order when insurrectionist republican senators turn the proceedings into a three ring shiatshow?

/you knew the job was politically dangerous when you took it
 
2021-01-19 8:52:34 PM  
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2021-01-19 9:06:50 PM  
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2021-01-19 9:17:35 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-01-19 9:23:18 PM  
Put in one of his appointees
 
2021-01-19 9:33:02 PM  
Go fu*k yourself with a gavel
 
2021-01-19 10:20:49 PM  
Tough titty. Do the job or resign. This is one case you can't duck.
 
2021-01-19 11:13:26 PM  
If he didn't want to be a target of the left, then he shouldn't have gutted campaign finance reform and the Voting Right Act.  If he wanted the Court to be apolitical, then he should have stood up to Mitch McConnell when he stole a Supreme Court seat.  If he wants to be seen as a balls and strikes judge, then he should demand everyone on the Court to end their associations with the Federalist Society.
 
2021-01-19 11:15:19 PM  
I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?
 
2021-01-19 11:16:22 PM  
Too bad. That's part of your job. You knew that when Dubya nominated you.
 
2021-01-19 11:16:32 PM  
Wow, a Republican that does not believe in accountability.

Amazing.
 
2021-01-19 11:16:39 PM  

fragMasterFlash: You mean he doesn't want to be the one who tries to gavel the chamber to order when insurrectionist republican senators turn the proceedings into a three ring shiatshow?

/you knew the job was politically dangerous when you took it


To be fair, Republicans were not rioting in Washington DC when he took the job.  He knows if Trump is convicted, Republicans will target him and his family for death.
 
2021-01-19 11:17:05 PM  
He knows exactly the optics he's setting up with this nonsense. Bastard.
 
2021-01-19 11:17:40 PM  

MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?


I don't think you could draw anything as offensive as the United States Senate.
 
2021-01-19 11:18:44 PM  

eurotrader: I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good


That's not how it works.  The presiding officer must be the chief justice, as specified in the constitution.
 
2021-01-19 11:19:14 PM  

MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?


Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.
 
2021-01-19 11:19:22 PM  
Sure, it's "the left" who will be threatening your life and your family once this all gets started.
 
2021-01-19 11:22:02 PM  

foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.


D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X
 
2021-01-19 11:22:04 PM  
Chief Justice, you have one option then:

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2021-01-19 11:22:48 PM  

aleister_greynight: Sure, it's "the left" who will be threatening your life and your family once this all gets started.


In his mind it must be the left because the fine upstanding righties would never do such a thing.
 
2021-01-19 11:24:20 PM  

b-cereus: He knows exactly the optics he's setting up with this nonsense. Bastard.


Hmmmmm.... let's see if you are of the same mindset I am. Please elaborate.
 
2021-01-19 11:24:39 PM  

MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X


Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.
 
2021-01-19 11:25:17 PM  
if he has complaints about the first impeachment trial then maybe he should have done a better job of managing it. 

I get it though. Sometimes k-6 teachers just snap. Cant take the bullshiat. Start rocking back and forth and sobbing sporadically. They lack the fortitude to stand up to garbage and tell it you are dead inside and seek only death as a companion. 

Justice is hard. It soooo hard being like. Fair. And reasoned. And measured. Why didnt anyone tell him being a judge would involve shiat like this?
 
2021-01-19 11:25:24 PM  

FrancoFile: eurotrader: I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good

That's not how it works.  The presiding officer must be the chief justice, as specified in the constitution.


The chief justice is only  required for a president, donnie will an ex president and not mentioned in the constitution instead it is just a corrupt, criminal and anti American ex official to determine if a person can insight an insurrection and then be allowed to run for future office of public trust after. A couple of other examples of corrupt and anti American officials still being having an impeachment trial after they are out of office in US history.
 
2021-01-19 11:27:06 PM  
Repeat of thread  11109978

Also, IT IS ONLY A DUTY OF THE CHIEF JUSTICE WHEN THE PRESIDENT IS ON TRIAL IN THE SENATE.

Unless Trump's impeachment trial starts before noon tomorrow the Chief Justice has no regular role as this will not be a trial of the president, but rather a former president. The Chief Justice is not a member of the senate, or constitutionally the President of the Senate as is the Vice President is, nor is he President Pro tempore.

The trial, if started after 12 noon, is that of a private citizen (thank god) and the rationale behind having the Chief Justice be the presiding officer does not exist. The rationale that the founders put into the constitution Article I, Section 3 of the Constitution provides that the Chief Justice must preside over the proceedings. As set forth in the Constitution, "When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside..." The intent is to avoid the potential conflict of interest created if the Vice President were to preside over the removal proceedings of the one person between him and the country's highest office.
 
2021-01-19 11:28:05 PM  

eurotrader: FrancoFile: eurotrader: I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good

That's not how it works.  The presiding officer must be the chief justice, as specified in the constitution.

The chief justice is only  required for a president, donnie will an ex president and not mentioned in the constitution instead it is just a corrupt, criminal and anti American ex official to determine if a person can insight an insurrection and then be allowed to run for future office of public trust after. A couple of other examples of corrupt and anti American officials still being having an impeachment trial after they are out of office in US history.


You're splitting hairs.

He was impeached while president, for actions taking during his term of office as president.
 
2021-01-19 11:29:21 PM  

MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?


You should draw a furry porn impeachment trial as a present for Fark.

Before it dies of database-itis, I mean.
 
2021-01-19 11:29:34 PM  

abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.


Here you go.
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2021-01-19 11:30:37 PM  
"Not true".

Your associate justice Samuel Alito shouted that at our nation's President, while you remained silent, Chief Justice.

Due to the gravity of your office I believe our nation, the United States, can muster its considerable production capacity so as to afford you a practically limitless supply of tissue papers you may drench with your salty crocodile tears, sir.
 
2021-01-19 11:30:49 PM  
Kind of a repeat, kind of not, but again, Roberts knows the optics he's setting up
 
2021-01-19 11:31:19 PM  
Or country is run by terrorists
 
2021-01-19 11:31:54 PM  

MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
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Those are balls.
 
2021-01-19 11:32:59 PM  

FrancoFile: eurotrader: FrancoFile: eurotrader: I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good

That's not how it works.  The presiding officer must be the chief justice, as specified in the constitution.

The chief justice is only  required for a president, donnie will an ex president and not mentioned in the constitution instead it is just a corrupt, criminal and anti American ex official to determine if a person can insight an insurrection and then be allowed to run for future office of public trust after. A couple of other examples of corrupt and anti American officials still being having an impeachment trial after they are out of office in US history.

You're splitting hairs.

He was impeached while president, for actions taking during his term of office as president.


Splitting hairs would be is trump seditious or treasonous (his open corrupt and criminal behavior is just a given)? If dictum matters, trump is not  president when the impeachment trial will occur so no need for chief justice.
 
2021-01-19 11:34:13 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: b-cereus: He knows exactly the optics he's setting up with this nonsense. Bastard.

Hmmmmm.... let's see if you are of the same mindset I am. Please elaborate.


Roberts refuses to participate as demanded by any fair reading of the Constitution, thereby making any trial appear to be an illegitimate political hit job in the event the trial proceeds with Harris or the Senate President Pro Tem presiding?
 
2021-01-19 11:34:34 PM  

cltbuilder: MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
[pbs.twimg.com image 680x510]

Those are balls.


Ffff...Twitter's cropping didn't show the crotch. Gee, I hope that bulge isn't man enough to get a ban hammer.

Anyway, just so we're still on topic: fark John Roberts, the coward.
 
2021-01-19 11:36:31 PM  

b-cereus: Peter von Nostrand: b-cereus: He knows exactly the optics he's setting up with this nonsense. Bastard.

Hmmmmm.... let's see if you are of the same mindset I am. Please elaborate.

Roberts refuses to participate as demanded by any fair reading of the Constitution, thereby making any trial appear to be an illegitimate political hit job in the event the trial proceeds with Harris or the Senate President Pro Tem presiding?


Bingo.

And who rules on his interpretation of the constitution? He and his wing nut heavy counterparts including justice covid and beer bro.
 
2021-01-19 11:37:40 PM  

MattytheMouse: cltbuilder: MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
[pbs.twimg.com image 680x510]

Those are balls.

Ffff...Twitter's cropping didn't show the crotch. Gee, I hope that bulge isn't man enough to get a ban hammer.

Anyway, just so we're still on topic: fark John Roberts, the coward.


It's a nice bulge tho
 
2021-01-19 11:38:27 PM  
You mean he doesn't want to fulfill his constitutional duty? The oath he swore? About the constitution? It's actually written in there about his job.
 
2021-01-19 11:38:52 PM  

aleister_greynight: Sure, it's "the left" who will be threatening your life and your family once this all gets started.


If he accurately points out who will be threatening him, they will threaten him. I mean, more than they already are.
 
2021-01-19 11:39:35 PM  
Actually, if you had to pick one justice who more than the others tows the line of real jurisprudence, it would be Roberts. The US could do a lot worst than to have 9 Roberts on the Court.
 
2021-01-19 11:44:34 PM  

FrancoFile: eurotrader: FrancoFile: eurotrader: I am Fine with VP Harris being the Presiding officer. Sounds good

That's not how it works.  The presiding officer must be the chief justice, as specified in the constitution.

The chief justice is only  required for a president, donnie will an ex president and not mentioned in the constitution instead it is just a corrupt, criminal and anti American ex official to determine if a person can insight an insurrection and then be allowed to run for future office of public trust after. A couple of other examples of corrupt and anti American officials still being having an impeachment trial after they are out of office in US history.

You're splitting hairs.


Right, because no one ever splits hairs when it comes to the law... 🙄
 
2021-01-19 11:45:21 PM  
MattytheMouse:

You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything.

You need to stop stressing.  I've said you can get to it whenever you're in a good place I don't know how many times now.

Chill Matty > stressed Matty.
 
2021-01-19 11:49:52 PM  

MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
[pbs.twimg.com image 680x510]


I asked, you delivered. 5 stars on Etsy.
 
2021-01-19 11:54:42 PM  
I went to a Supreme Court thread and a furry point discussion broke out.

/I love it here sometimes.
 
2021-01-20 12:01:33 AM  

MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
[pbs.twimg.com image 680x510]


that's um

that's quite the bulge you got there Matty 😅
 
2021-01-20 12:29:47 AM  

dababler: MattytheMouse: abitofbuffalo: MattytheMouse: foo monkey: MattytheMouse: I can't chide him. I've got a backlog of five commissions that I need to do, and that I haven't done yet.

Not drawing furry porn, not presiding over the trial of a president impeached for a riot... Same thing, right?

Matt, never stop being you.  Never farking stop.

D'aaaw, shucks.

But for real, there's a Farker here that I owe a commission. You know who you are. Know that I have not forgotten you; just been bogged down with depression and real life for the last year because of all the everything. You'll get your drawing of a tiger or a full refund. X-X

Pretty sure I asked for Tony the Tiger hentai.

Here you go.
[pbs.twimg.com image 680x510]

that's um

that's quite the bulge you got there Matty 😅


That is not my bulge, but I will take the compliment anyway!
 
2021-01-20 1:17:28 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: fragMasterFlash: You mean he doesn't want to be the one who tries to gavel the chamber to order when insurrectionist republican senators turn the proceedings into a three ring shiatshow?

/you knew the job was politically dangerous when you took it

To be fair, Republicans were not rioting in Washington DC when he took the job.  He knows if Trump is convicted, Republicans will target him and his family for death.


So he would rather let the country burn around him than have to risk being targeted by redneck rage? He should resign. No one should sit in judgement if they cannot impartially adjudicate, especially not the most powerful judge in the country.
 
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