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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)   Car thief's attempt to pass himself off as random innocent apartment resident foiled by burnt tortillas   (dailybulletin.com) divider line
    More: Fail, The Residents, Abuse, Suspect, Defamation, suspected car thief, Automobile, Ancient Rome, Dan Gomez  
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2297 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jan 2021 at 10:55 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-19 11:00:57 PM  
Is it me, or are criminals getting dumber as time goes on?
 
2021-01-19 11:01:15 PM  
Jesús intervened.

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2021-01-19 11:07:46 PM  
So they've got security cameras in the apartment but leave the door unlocked? Got it.
 
2021-01-19 11:16:46 PM  
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the White House pulling their peters
Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat ...
 
2021-01-19 11:18:09 PM  

Ambitwistor: Jesús intervened.

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But they usually don't burn if you foil them.

/not sure if you saber or epee them
 
2021-01-19 11:20:28 PM  
Over quarantine I learned that, yes, burned tortillas are flushable.
 
2021-01-19 11:20:33 PM  
Headline made me carsick. Thx
 
2021-01-19 11:24:40 PM  
When you burn your finger trying to flip a tortilla...
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2021-01-20 1:56:37 AM  

MBooda: Ambitwistor: Jesús intervened.

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But they usually don't burn if you foil them.

/not sure if you saber or epee them


No, they don't burn if you foil or saber them.  The 10 minute discussion and camera replay to determine if the flames had right of way sucks all the oxygen out of the room and smothers the flames.
 
2021-01-20 8:26:47 AM  
I tried.  I really tried. To RTFA.
The ad barrage overwhelmed me, I have to go take a sedative now.
 
2021-01-20 11:27:32 AM  
Maybe he just forgot.

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