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(The Hill)   Aldi is giving employees paid time off to get the Covid-19 vaccine   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 4:01:57 PM  
18 votes:
Difficulty: It's the Aldi-branded vaccine, and you have to insert a quarter into the syringe first.
 
2021-01-19 5:55:07 PM  
16 votes:

sinko swimo: the first time I went to Aldi's a really large old man pegged me in 3 seconds.


Gross.
 
2021-01-19 5:15:44 PM  
4 votes:

NikolaiFarkoff: Difficulty: It's the Aldi-branded vaccine, and you have to insert a quarter into the syringe first.


Yea but you get the quarter back at the end and it save them from having to collect shopping cart needles from just being left everywhere by inconsiderate assholes.
 
2021-01-19 9:32:41 PM  
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2021-01-19 5:19:59 PM  
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the first time I went to Aldi's a really large old man pegged me in 3 seconds. somehow he could tell I was fresh to Ohio and straight from the NY area. he was busting my balls about how could I get around without walk / don't walk flashing signs on every corner.

he was loud.

when he started announcing Aldi's raises the prices of milk and eggs when welfare checks come out I was praying the cement and tile floor would open up and swallow me whole. It got even worse in the parking lot when a friendly old brother tried to get me to attend the local Jehovah's Witness house of worship. that was a tough farking day.
 
2021-01-19 11:29:35 PM  
2 votes:

sinko swimo: the first time I went to Aldi's a really large old man pegged me in 3 seconds.


Umm, which Aldi's was that?

/asking for a friend
 
2021-01-19 9:34:49 PM  
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2021-01-19 8:41:18 PM  
2 votes:

Anenu: NikolaiFarkoff: Difficulty: It's the Aldi-branded vaccine, and you have to insert a quarter into the syringe first.

Yea but you get the quarter back at the end and it save them from having to collect shopping cart needles from just being left everywhere by inconsiderate assholes.


You get A quarter back...not necessarily YOUR quarter back.  I've gotten Canadian quarters back a number of times thanks to the inconsiderate arshole who checked out before me.
 
2021-01-19 5:19:21 PM  
2 votes:

NikolaiFarkoff: Difficulty: It's the Aldi-branded vaccine, and you have to insert a quarter into the syringe first.


And it's some kind of off-brand vaccine made in Estonia. ("COVVID-AWAY Vaccine, now with 20% real fermented goat in every dose!")
 
2021-01-20 8:12:39 AM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: This should be normal, not heroic.



the only thing dumb working class/middle class murcans can think about is that poor lazy sit at home stock owner and his free capital gains money at 15% tax rate.

the Labor that puts value into those stocks matters not in Murca.


Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.

A. Lincoln
 
2021-01-19 10:18:10 PM  
1 vote:
Cool and when are we going to get PTO for people to vote?
 
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