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(AP News)   Benjamin de Rothschild dies. Probably choked from laughing knowingly at news of Elon being the richest person in the world   (apnews.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 6:24:20 PM  
Drop some money for a toothbrush guv?
 
2021-01-19 7:42:04 PM  
Tough looking 57
 
2021-01-19 8:14:07 PM  
good god that man has some nasty looking gompers. fear dentist much?
 
2021-01-19 8:20:52 PM  

edmo: Tough looking 57


I think that's him at about 40.
 
2021-01-19 8:21:22 PM  

edmo: Tough looking 57


Coke-fueled orgies take their toll.
 
2021-01-19 8:32:17 PM  

sinko swimo: good god that man has some nasty looking gompers. fear dentist much?


Dental care is a Jewish conspiracy.

In order to...yeah.  By which I mean...that.

/The Rothshild out front should have told you.
 
2021-01-19 8:35:37 PM  

sinko swimo: good god that man has some nasty looking gompers. fear dentist much?


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2021-01-19 8:39:45 PM  
So that's another member of the Pentavirate gone.
 
2021-01-19 8:42:56 PM  
I think the correct action verb for lizard people moving on is "molts".. His new skinvelope will be chairing Bilderberg secret convocations in no time.
 
2021-01-19 8:54:32 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I think the correct action verb for lizard people moving on is "molts".. His new skinvelope will be chairing Bilderberg secret convocations in no time.


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2021-01-19 9:03:05 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Garza and the Supermutants: I think the correct action verb for lizard people moving on is "molts".. His new skinvelope will be chairing Bilderberg secret convocations in no time.

User name checks out.


Damn. I thought skinvelope was a deep cut.
 
2021-01-19 9:06:14 PM  

FrancoFile: So that's another member of the Pentavirate gone.


The Queen is still with us, but not Colonel Sanders as he remains resolutely tets-up.

/HEEEEEEEAD
//PANTS
///NOW
 
2021-01-19 9:22:50 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I think the correct action verb for lizard people moving on is "molts".. His new skinvelope will be chairing Bilderberg secret convocations in no time.


You laugh but there are people probably already finding some sort of correlation between him dying and Trump leaving office

And posting it in all caps somewhere
 
2021-01-19 9:27:48 PM  
Well I hope you didn't miss the Faceoff (movie) rip-off where someone claimed that they were swapping Trump and Biden's faces and Trump would continue as "President Biden" while Biden would be tried and imprisoned for all of Trump's alleged crimes, did you?

God bless Reagan for shutting down all the nuthouses, eh?
 
2021-01-19 10:05:13 PM  
A billion dollars and those are your teeth? Fark that.

You go to sleep, they put all new ones in, you wake up, they hurt for a week, boom - movie star smile
 
2021-01-19 10:13:54 PM  

Schlubbe: A billion dollars and those are your teeth? Fark that.

You go to sleep, they put all new ones in, you wake up, they hurt for a week, boom - movie star smile


He died of a heart attack.
Plaque and dental inflammation contribute to heart disease.
 
2021-01-19 10:44:04 PM  
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2021-01-19 11:17:06 PM  
The dude looked like a farking junkie in the photo they picked, and that was from 14 years ago. Yeeesh.
 
2021-01-19 11:31:20 PM  
Christ, at some point why didn't someone in the family do the right thing and stop putting rotten crotch fruit in charge and just let them earn residual income while someone competent runs things?
 
2021-01-19 11:41:22 PM  
"Probably choked from laughing knowingly at news of Elon being the richest person in the world"

FTA:  Forbes magazine estimates de Rothschild's net worth at $1.5 billion.
 
2021-01-19 11:44:44 PM  
I've seen better looking people crawling out of cardboard boxes, on their way to get more wine.
 
2021-01-19 11:47:12 PM  
I did a GIS, and wow, they went out of their way to pick the worst picture of the guy.  I'm guessing he wasn't too popular.
 
2021-01-20 3:30:20 AM  

Dr.Fey: "Probably choked from laughing knowingly at news of Elon being the richest person in the world"

FTA:  Forbes magazine estimates de Rothschild's net worth at $1.5 billion.


That's what they want you to think
 
2021-01-20 8:12:11 AM  
Did that guy have porphyria?
 
2021-01-20 9:43:12 AM  
Rothchilds Candy 1977 TV commercial
Youtube hD3edrGj85o
 
2021-01-20 11:51:56 AM  
Forbes magazine estimates de Rothschild's net worth at $1.5 billion. He is a descendent of the Rothschild family, which has a nearly 300-year history running European banks.


When you are near the bottom of a 300 year family tree, the fortune is spread among dozens and dozens of people. So while collectively, they may rival the wealthiest, individually, people like Musk have them beat as their empire is largely only held by them.
 
2021-01-20 12:11:51 PM  
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Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
 
2021-01-20 1:02:44 PM  

sinko swimo: good god that man has some nasty looking gompers. fear dentist much?


The American obsession with fake looking teeth is a strange one 🤔
 
2021-01-20 1:33:21 PM  

Eightballjacket: Forbes magazine estimates de Rothschild's net worth at $1.5 billion. He is a descendent of the Rothschild family, which has a nearly 300-year history running European banks.


When you are near the bottom of a 300 year family tree, the fortune is spread among dozens and dozens of people. So while collectively, they may rival the wealthiest, individually, people like Musk have them beat as their empire is largely only held by them.


And Musk hasn't stashed his wealth in trusts yet.
 
2021-01-20 2:57:42 PM  
Damn.  Worth 1.5 billion and he looked like that when he was alive?
 
2021-01-20 3:26:26 PM  
My God! He's already returned as a zombie.
 
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