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(ESPN)   Tuesday action in the EPL as WHAM take on the Albion Broms of the West and Foxes face Blues for a chance to go top while Lampard faces the sack @ 3PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 2:38:16 PM  
Need a start time please, submitter

Thanks!
 
2021-01-19 2:47:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Need a start time please, submitter

Thanks!


It's 3:00 pm ET

/NS
 
2021-01-19 3:12:25 PM  

whither_apophis: Bathia_Mapes: Need a start time please, submitter

Thanks!

It's 3:00 pm ET

/NS


Thanks, WA!
 
2021-01-19 3:18:29 PM  
So yeah, the first match was pretty boring.  Gallagher with an egregious dive near the end. Rightfully got a yellow for his nonsense.
 
2021-01-19 3:19:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Need a start time please, submitter

Thanks!


as an LPeer, I only submit useless and awful headlines

/this is the way
 
2021-01-19 3:22:20 PM  
That didn't take long
 
2021-01-19 3:23:11 PM  
West Ham is dangerously close to Europe. Why aren't the alarms blaring?!
 
2021-01-19 3:24:07 PM  
I swear there was  whistle right as he kicked it.

I should rewind and check.

I should but... the remote is out of reach.
 
2021-01-19 3:24:48 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: West Ham is dangerously close to Europe. Why aren't the alarms blaring?!


The revenge of the footballing genius
 
2021-01-19 3:24:51 PM  
There was no whistle.  Huh.  Must have been in my brain.
 
2021-01-19 3:25:45 PM  
Looks like Havertz kept the play onside.
 
2021-01-19 3:26:09 PM  
If Chelsea sacks Lampard, they deserve the floundering that will ensue.

/probably doesn't help matters that their owner is being accused by that Russian opposition leader of being a Putin crony and is calling for sanctions on him
 
2021-01-19 3:26:36 PM  
poorly executed there by Leicester.  could have really done some early damage and gone up 2
 
2021-01-19 3:26:49 PM  
Come on Foxes
 
2021-01-19 3:27:28 PM  
We need to do something about the Mendy invasion. I didn't know it had reached Chelsea, too.
 
2021-01-19 3:31:52 PM  
Bar saves Chelsea's bacon there
 
2021-01-19 3:32:10 PM  

desertgeek: If Chelsea sacks Lampard, they deserve the floundering that will ensue.

/probably doesn't help matters that their owner is being accused by that Russian opposition leader of being a Putin crony and is calling for sanctions on him


Yeah, and Biden is way more likely to drop the sanction hammer on Pooty's friends.

/enough politics
//Maddison Stonker
///CROSSBAR
 
2021-01-19 3:32:39 PM  
Sky saying Leicester have won every match this season that they've gone 1-0 in.

/RIP Chelsea
 
2021-01-19 3:48:48 PM  
Shmeichel thinking he's a sweeper keeper
 
2021-01-19 3:48:49 PM  
Nice break for Chelsea ends up side net
 
2021-01-19 3:50:17 PM  
2 more corners and Leicester will have gone a neat 100 without scoring from them.
 
2021-01-19 3:55:06 PM  
Evans does Evans things
 
2021-01-19 3:55:24 PM  

dietbubba: Evans does Evans things


I really miss Phil Jones.
 
2021-01-19 3:56:58 PM  
from freekick to chelski to 2-0 to foxes
 
2021-01-19 3:58:50 PM  
vardy got knocked down on that pass, could have been a penalty if ashley maddison doesn't score anyway
 
2021-01-19 3:59:01 PM  
Thanks for stopping by Frank
 
2021-01-19 3:59:18 PM  

medius: vardy got knocked down on that pass, could have been a penalty if ashley maddison doesn't score anyway


Sure got their affairs in order.
 
2021-01-19 4:00:40 PM  

medius: vardy got knocked down on that pass, could have been a penalty if ashley maddison doesn't score anyway


Vardy holding his head when it looked like he was pushed in the back. Of course he was FINE once the ball went in
 
2021-01-19 4:00:44 PM  
tammy fouled the fark out of fee fi fofana banana
 
2021-01-19 4:01:07 PM  
With his brace yesterday, Ibra continued a dizzying streak: He's scored every year since 1998.
 
2021-01-19 4:01:16 PM  

dietbubba: medius: vardy got knocked down on that pass, could have been a penalty if ashley maddison doesn't score anyway

Vardy holding his head when it looked like he was pushed in the back. Of course he was FINE once the ball went in


we witness a thousand miracles a match in football
 
2021-01-19 4:02:21 PM  

medius: dietbubba: medius: vardy got knocked down on that pass, could have been a penalty if ashley maddison doesn't score anyway

Vardy holding his head when it looked like he was pushed in the back. Of course he was FINE once the ball went in

we witness a thousand miracles a match in football


No miracle will ever outdo Suarez' Instant Recovery against Norwich. I wonder who had Curaga handy.
 
2021-01-19 4:10:18 PM  

dietbubba: Thanks for stopping by Frank


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He's lasted longer than his predecessors
 
2021-01-19 4:17:29 PM  
On the topic of instant recoveries, a benign example was that one player in, I think, the 2018 World Cup who got nailed in the chest by a defender as he nodded the ball on towards goal. You can see his face shift from pain to delight in real time.
 
2021-01-19 4:22:52 PM  
how do you miss?
 
2021-01-19 4:24:18 PM  

whither_apophis: how do you miss?


He was challenged during half-time to blow everyone's minds.
 
2021-01-19 4:44:47 PM  
Did they run out of ways to say Chelsea stink?
 
2021-01-19 4:45:13 PM  
'parenlty I missed 2 goals - no goals while I was walking the dog

asked if they were for chel and was told no, it just would have been more humiliation
 
2021-01-19 4:45:54 PM  

whither_apophis: Did they run out of ways to say Chelsea stink?


They need to get out their Ray Hudson thesaurus.
 
2021-01-19 4:47:47 PM  
 
2021-01-19 4:59:55 PM  
Chelsea sc... nope, offside
 
2021-01-19 5:00:06 PM  
damn, that was my perfect
 
2021-01-19 5:00:37 PM  
VAR check looks like Werner will be off by a shoulder. 

if it's any part of your body that can score a goal, then a defender's hand should count -- they can score an OG with any body part

just sayin' Fee Fi's hand should have kept rocket man onside
 
2021-01-19 5:01:22 PM  
I would argue that in front of the spr0ts suprimmed court.
 
2021-01-19 5:01:38 PM  
Werner thinks he has score.
Offside flag says otherwise.
 
2021-01-20 2:26:39 AM  
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