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(Vancouver Is Awesome)   60 year-old man and his 25 year-old girlfriend hit with $460 fine for fake coughing in the general direction of other gym users. Warrants issued for French taunters at the castle of their master, Guy de Lombard   (vancouverisawesome.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 3:28:21 PM  
60 year-old man and his 25 year-old girlfriend hit by a car, I hope.
 
2021-01-19 3:36:14 PM  
If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.
 
2021-01-19 4:07:18 PM  
A year ago you could do the  "CO (cough cough) VID (cough)"  in front of a nurse, and it was funny.  What changed?
 
2021-01-19 4:10:27 PM  

Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.


Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.
 
2021-01-19 4:12:47 PM  
I guess the 35 year age difference doesn't matter because with that attitude they are both actally six years old.
 
2021-01-19 4:13:05 PM  
TTIUWOP of the golddigger.
 
2021-01-19 4:13:37 PM  
Assholes face consequences? Must not be the US.
 
2021-01-19 4:17:19 PM  
why are there so many assholes on this planet?
 
2021-01-19 4:18:53 PM  
Punishment should be as I will keep saying... Being forced to be in a COVID unit with no PPE.
 
2021-01-19 4:19:06 PM  
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2021-01-19 4:20:28 PM  

cryinoutloud: 60 year-old man and his 25 year-old girlfriend hit by a car, I hope.


Give Farmer's Only a try, there's gotta be someone for you out there.
 
2021-01-19 4:21:27 PM  
I mean... trespassing and assault in just what TFA directly describes, probably a symptom of Canadian politeness overdose that the only fine they got hit with was the municipal mask order violation.

Maybe they learned a lesson from this but I'd call it unlikely.
 
2021-01-19 4:21:58 PM  

Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.


Bingo! That barely covers a carton of smokes and a handle of Old Ballantine's in Canukistan.
 
2021-01-19 4:22:27 PM  

sinko swimo: Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.

Bingo! That barely covers a carton of smokes and a handle of Old Ballantine's in Canukistan.


rude!
 
2021-01-19 4:22:51 PM  
I guess that's a cheap and easy way to spread the news that you are 60 years old with a 25 year old girlfriend.
 
2021-01-19 4:22:54 PM  
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2021-01-19 4:23:05 PM  
ohh, Vancouver.  fark 'em
 
2021-01-19 4:25:28 PM  
Ah, yes, a May-September defiance.
 
2021-01-19 4:35:54 PM  

Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.


Extreme parody we Canadian dollar also
 
2021-01-19 4:36:37 PM  
as i am approaching 60, i would like a picture of the 25 year old i can land when i do
 
2021-01-19 4:40:12 PM  
They claimed they only did it because people were staring at them.
Makes sense, a truly polite Canadian would have smiled at them and offered them poutine.
 
2021-01-19 4:40:46 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Ah, yes, a May-September defiance.


I would bet this is a nightmare from every direction.
 
2021-01-19 4:41:24 PM  
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2021-01-19 4:42:40 PM  
1. What the fark is wrong with people?
2. If this is the worst of the VANCOUVER CRIME STORIES, is Canada open for immigration and can I move there?

/I pinky swear I'll wear a mask and not fake cough on my fellow Vancouveronians
//Vancouvertons?
///Vancouverites?
 
2021-01-19 4:43:26 PM  

Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.



If any of us can afford it, then why do so many American men have Canadian girlfriends that don't exist?  :-)
 
2021-01-19 4:51:41 PM  
But is she hot?
 
2021-01-19 4:52:17 PM  

The_Sponge: Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.


If any of us can afford it, then why do so many American men have Canadian girlfriends that don't exist?  :-)


I talk to IT guys in Toronto a decent amount. One day I asked them if Canadian men say they have GFs in the US that don't exist. They thought I was nuts. They didn't seem familiar with the My GF lives in Canada you wouldn't know her
 
2021-01-19 4:58:22 PM  
There's no age limit on being an asshole.
 
2021-01-19 4:59:24 PM  

Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.


Article is useless without pic of gold digger
 
2021-01-19 5:04:16 PM  

kindms: The_Sponge: Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.


If any of us can afford it, then why do so many American men have Canadian girlfriends that don't exist?  :-)

I talk to IT guys in Toronto a decent amount. One day I asked them if Canadian men say they have GFs in the US that don't exist. They thought I was nuts. They didn't seem familiar with the My GF lives in Canada you wouldn't know her



I LOL'd....well done.
 
2021-01-19 5:08:01 PM  
"...two Vancouver Police Department constables were flagged down outside the police station."


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Do they not have telephones yet in Vancouver?
 
2021-01-19 5:08:33 PM  

Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.


Either that, or he's got a ween the size of a 1 lb kielbasa.

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(In which case, if he can't afford the fine, then he's not using it right.)
 
2021-01-19 5:14:49 PM  
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2021-01-19 5:20:43 PM  

bughunter: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Either that, or he's got a ween the size of a 1 lb kielbasa.

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(In which case, if he can't afford the fine, then he's not using it right.)


Ketchup?  WTF?!
 
2021-01-19 5:21:14 PM  
fake coughing in the general direction of other gym users


Are we allowed to punch someone for intentionally coughing (fake or otherwise) on us?
 
2021-01-19 5:25:12 PM  

The_Sponge: bughunter: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Either that, or he's got a ween the size of a 1 lb kielbasa.

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(In which case, if he can't afford the fine, then he's not using it right.)

Ketchup?  WTF?!


Considering that the mustard is the proper brown variety, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it's got curry or sriracha or something in it...

/sriracha ketchup is awesome on fries
 
2021-01-19 5:33:21 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Are we allowed to punch someone for intentionally coughing (fake or otherwise) on us?


I think in the States given the current situation, intentionally coughing on someone is assault, maybe worse. So as your attorney I would say yes, punch the shiat out of them.
 
2021-01-19 5:35:02 PM  
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2021-01-19 5:40:05 PM  

bughunter: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Either that, or he's got a ween the size of a 1 lb kielbasa.

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(In which case, if he can't afford the fine, then he's not using it right.)


My wife is 20 years younger than me and way more attractive.

A friend of mine asked me how I managed to land her and I said: "Well, I'm either really rich or hung like a horse. And ... you've seen my house."

(Neither is true. I'm obviously just hilarious).
 
2021-01-19 5:59:17 PM  

godxam: why are there so many assholes on this planet?


They were always here. Now you can just see them better.
 
2021-01-19 6:20:34 PM  
article: ''gym's owner reported that two people who were not gym members had entered the business, were walking around without face masks and were coughing ''

Amazed they got in the door - our gym is open, but you're stopped at the door for a temperature check, and you must sign in.  Plus there are three levels and only so many people are allowed per level and you can't change floors.
 
2021-01-19 6:28:18 PM  
I got distracted by the ads and bought a chinatown otter shirt.


I'm a sucker for t-shirts and otters.
 
2021-01-19 6:28:52 PM  
Sounds like the Trumpers have already started to abandon 'merica...
 
2021-01-19 6:36:36 PM  

dryknife: "...two Vancouver Police Department constables were flagged down outside the police station."


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Do they not have telephones yet in Vancouver?


'Sir, perhaps in the future we could use small, personal telephones that communicate wirelessly using radio waves. They might even have extra functions built in, such as the capacity to store and access information. They could even have tiny cameras built in to capture images. We could call this useful device an intelligent radiophone.'

'Don't be ridiculous, George.'
 
2021-01-19 6:41:04 PM  

The_Sponge: Reverborama: Mugato: If he's 60 and she's 25 I'm guessing he can afford it.

Those are Canadian dollars.  Any of us could afford it.


If any of us can afford it, then why do so many American men have Canadian girlfriends that don't exist?  :-)


Their even cheaper than the real ones.
 
2021-01-19 8:17:09 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: fake coughing in the general direction of other gym users


Are we allowed to punch someone for intentionally coughing (fake or otherwise) on us?


If I were on the jury, I'd vote not guilty.
 
2021-01-19 8:38:41 PM  

Mugato: Englebert Slaptyback: Are we allowed to punch someone for intentionally coughing (fake or otherwise) on us?

I think in the States given the current situation, intentionally coughing on someone is assault, maybe worse. So as your attorney I would say yes, punch the shiat out of them.



Thanks, law-talkin' guy!
 
2021-01-19 9:00:42 PM  
They may be arseholes, but not nearly such arseholes as the people continuing to use a gym in the middle of a farking pandemic.
 
2021-01-19 9:42:21 PM  

godxam: why are there so many assholes on this planet?


How can there be so many more horses-asses in the world, than there are horses?
 
2021-01-19 11:06:19 PM  

Mr.Hawk: godxam: why are there so many assholes on this planet?

They were always here. Now you can just see them better.


That, and they appear to be the modern incarnation of the hydra: for every one that gets shamed online, several  more pop up to take its place.
 
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