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1561 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Jan 2021 at 3:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-19 1:53:28 PM  
The other day we had the "Do you miss me yet, Trump addition" thread, which I'm pretty confident takes the cake.  I know we aren't supposed to talk politics in sports threads, but you laid down the challenge subby.

And this woman's question isn't so stupid considering the number of fans from EVERY team that spent the last decade accusing him of cheating.  So if they are OK with him now, they either OK with him cheating for them, or they didn't really believe he was a cheater to begin with and were just being farking hypocrites.
 
2021-01-19 3:43:43 PM  
does this smell infected?
 
2021-01-19 3:44:43 PM  
Stupider than "what's a schump"?
 
2021-01-19 3:54:04 PM  
Hey, does this rag smell funny to you?  Works on all the ladies
 
2021-01-19 3:57:59 PM  
What the Fark is this nutsack doing in a bar talking to strangers in a pandemic? Might be a stupid question, but the writer isn't much smarter.
 
2021-01-19 3:59:47 PM  
"Are you asleep?"
 
2021-01-19 4:14:43 PM  
What's a Nubian?
 
2021-01-19 4:18:33 PM  
I was at a press conference at a women's tennis tournament in the '90s when Gabriella Sabatini was at the podium. Someone asked "What is it like to be the most beautiful woman in tennis?"
To be fair, Sabatini was smokin' hot and arguably the most beautiful woman in tennis. But the reaction of a room full of hardened sports journalists to that question was pretty amusing.
 
2021-01-19 4:26:46 PM  
Not even close.

The winner - "Let's elect Trump. What could go wrong?"
 
2021-01-19 4:31:29 PM  
"How long have you been a black quarterback?"
 
2021-01-19 4:31:52 PM  

NotCodger: Not even close.

The winner - "Let's elect Trump. What could go wrong?"


Let's not forget the actual question he had asked Black people who had fought so hard for everything over the centuries: "What do you have to lose?"
 
2021-01-19 4:33:52 PM  

Flappyhead: "How long have you been a black quarterback?"


Glad to see this was already handled.  Carry on.
 
2021-01-19 4:42:14 PM  
A question to bring up a subject that merits debate with reasonable views on both sides, vs....

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Forget being in the same ballpark, these questions aren't even playin' the same sport.
 
2021-01-19 4:45:59 PM  
 
2021-01-19 4:56:39 PM  
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2021-01-19 5:15:16 PM  
"Can you greenlight this thread?"
 
2021-01-19 5:30:46 PM  
There's no such thing as a stupid question. Just stupid people that ask questions.
 
2021-01-19 5:40:48 PM  
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
 
2021-01-19 5:41:33 PM  
Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
 
2021-01-19 5:47:52 PM  
Thanks for the lame clickbait by not actually stating the question in the headline or lede.
 
2021-01-19 6:18:05 PM  
No, the dumbest ones were from my 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar a while back, of people during a tour in a cavern:

"Is it OK to take a picture of total darkness?"

"What do the endangered fish taste like?"

"How many miles of unexplored passageways are there?"
 
2021-01-19 6:34:22 PM  
"So, is Chicken of the Sea tuna or chicken?"
 
2021-01-19 6:44:57 PM  
was it Subby asking if his blog sucks?
 
2021-01-19 7:26:17 PM  

Driedsponge: The other day we had the "Do you miss me yet, Trump addition" thread, which I'm pretty confident takes the cake.  I know we aren't supposed to talk politics in sports threads, but you laid down the challenge subby.

And this woman's question isn't so stupid considering the number of fans from EVERY team that spent the last decade accusing him of cheating.  So if they are OK with him now, they either OK with him cheating for them, or they didn't really believe he was a cheater to begin with and were just being farking hypocrites.


So.....Republicans

/you brought politics into the thread
 
2021-01-19 7:33:19 PM  
"How many folk songs are there?"
 
2021-01-19 7:33:30 PM  
"Do you think my sister is pretty?"
 
2021-01-19 8:30:50 PM  
If I was a Bucs fan, the signing of prima donna Brady of the Pats and assclown Antonio Brown would probably have killed my fandom.
 
2021-01-19 9:19:03 PM  
Remember the 93' Chiefs playoff run? This is kind of like that.
 
2021-01-19 10:28:59 PM  
"Is your father deaf and your mother blind, or is it the other way around?"
 
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2021-01-19 10:58:06 PM  

Fireproof: "Are you asleep?"


While I understand your point, it's actually the most PERFECT question.

No response: either a yes to being asleep or a no to wanting sex. A "no" response: possibly wants sex, further investigation required.
 
2021-01-19 10:58:11 PM  

Driedsponge: The other day we had the "Do you miss me yet, Trump addition" thread, which I'm pretty confident takes the cake.  I know we aren't supposed to talk politics in sports threads, but you laid down the challenge subby.

And this woman's question isn't so stupid considering the number of fans from EVERY team that spent the last decade accusing him of cheating.  So if they are OK with him now, they either OK with him cheating for them, or they didn't really believe he was a cheater to begin with and were just being farking hypocrites.


Trump addition? Yes, that is a stupid farking question.
 
2021-01-20 5:29:28 AM  

Ker_Thwap: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dou​g​-williams-black-quarterback/


Well, that doesn't make us feel superior and smug at all.  What's wrong with you?
 
2021-01-20 8:05:29 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: "How many folk songs are there?"


"There's a folken' lot of them."
 
2021-01-20 11:54:36 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: If I was a Bucs fan, the signing of prima donna Brady of the Pats and assclown Antonio Brown would probably have killed my fandom.


Our coach used to be Greg Schiano. There's nothing that can hurt me now.
 
2021-01-20 3:49:50 PM  
My standard response...

There are no stupid questions - only stupid people

/keeps the riff-raff away
 
2021-01-20 11:18:11 PM  
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