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(Politico)   Ivanka has apparently decided to go "ride or die" on her food aid program which saw luxury wedding planners being paid enormous amounts of money to largely fail to distribute random boxes of food to poor people   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 10:01:03 AM  
Do all the food boxes contain cake?
 
2021-01-19 10:07:03 AM  
"What they've done, I think, history will record beyond what we could ever recognize," White said.
"I think God's giving her a standing ovation. You're a modern day Joseph. You're feeding the nation," Donaldson said.


Good lord, just the worst sort of people. Managing to take all of the decency out of a good deed is something that takes a lot of practice.
 
2021-01-19 10:08:39 AM  
Woodbridge, VA is poor people?
 
2021-01-19 10:10:13 AM  

Diogenes: Do all the food boxes contain cake?


That was too clever for her.  They're loaded with Wonderbread and tickets to Barnum & Bailey's.
 
2021-01-19 10:11:05 AM  
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2021-01-19 10:14:54 AM  
The food boxes that were handed out at the December event in Miami were produced by Oakes Farms, a large South Florida fruit and vegetable company owned by Alfie Oakes, a vocal Trump supporter. The company was awarded nearly $70 million in contracts as part of the USDA's program. (The company was also reportedly awarded a multi-year $46.8 million Defense Department contract in 2018.)
Oakes, for his part, reportedly funded a bus trip from Southwest Florida to take 100 people to the pro-Trump rally that marched to the Capitol last Wednesday, the same event that ended up fueling a violent takeover of the building,



It's the CIR-CLE of Graft......

Honestly one of the best things Biden could do is staff up the IG offices of every government agency and put together a Flying team of auditors, accounts etc to go over all the contracts awarded over the last four years, and prosecute the hell out of the ones found to be questionable/illegal
 
2021-01-19 10:19:06 AM  
We've really enjoyed eating the sorghum.
 
2021-01-19 10:27:39 AM  
and got showered with praise from religious leaders.

"Thought & Prayers" bukake from the worst grifters in the nation.

/worst people
//best grifters
 
2021-01-19 10:33:37 AM  

Mztlplx: Woodbridge, VA is poor people?


I lived there from 2nd grade through high school. Guvvie bedroom community, but the indigenous hillbilly population was quite blue collar and below. There has been a massive influx of new Hispanic immigrants, so I am sure there is still plenty of need.
 
2021-01-19 10:41:23 AM  
Yes, Virginia, there is a scammy clause.
 
2021-01-19 10:46:09 AM  

Paul Baumer: Mztlplx: Woodbridge, VA is poor people?

I lived there from 2nd grade through high school. Guvvie bedroom community, but the indigenous hillbilly population was quite blue collar and below. There has been a massive influx of new Hispanic immigrants, so I am sure there is still plenty of need.


I live one county up in Loudoun, which by the statistics has the highest average per capita income in the US, but the Food bank in town still does a VERY brisk business, and according to the sign out front, a collaboration between a  local lawyer who owned the building where a shuttered fast food restaurant used to stand and the major  restaurants here in town, has now given away 76,000 free meals since the pandemic began.
 
2021-01-19 10:47:56 AM  
I think that women who have sex with their dad's, over the age of 18, should be ignored.
 
2021-01-19 10:48:38 AM  
They have the look of just about every popular high school girl dealing with the poors just to get extra credit for their application to Vassar.
 
2021-01-19 10:48:54 AM  
She can go ahead and die, then.
 
2021-01-19 10:49:08 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: and got showered with praise from religious leaders.

"Thought & Prayers" bukake from the worst grifters in the nation.

/worst people
//best grifters


Paula White is a special category of "The worst".   she is denounced as a rank heretic even by her fellow Scamvangelists.    Saying Jesus died on the cross so we could live debt free, and that anyone who tells you to "deny yourself" is "from the devil"  (despite that being something Jesus himself actually said)  was a bridge too far for most of them
 
2021-01-19 10:49:44 AM  

Magorn: Paul Baumer: Mztlplx: Woodbridge, VA is poor people?

I lived there from 2nd grade through high school. Guvvie bedroom community, but the indigenous hillbilly population was quite blue collar and below. There has been a massive influx of new Hispanic immigrants, so I am sure there is still plenty of need.

I live one county up in Loudoun, which by the statistics has the highest average per capita income in the US, but the Food bank in town still does a VERY brisk business, and according to the sign out front, a collaboration between a  local lawyer who owned the building where a shuttered fast food restaurant used to stand and the major  restaurants here in town, has now given away 76,000 free meals since the pandemic began.


So, are people just scamming this food bank? Or are a heap of people coming in from outside in order to get a feed?
 
2021-01-19 10:51:11 AM  
To be fair, it's not like luxury wedding planners know any poor people other than the employees they exploit.
 
2021-01-19 10:51:28 AM  
Here in NE FL, I have seen Ivanka 2024 for POTUS bumper stickers.  She will be running for POTUS or maybe FL Senator.

Unless the whole Trump brood is convicted of crimes, we will be plagued with the Trumps for for the next 50 years.
 
2021-01-19 10:51:33 AM  
"Ride or die" is also what she calls her quality time with daddy.
 
2021-01-19 10:52:15 AM  

Paul Baumer: "What they've done, I think, history will record beyond what we could ever recognize," White said.

"How much more White could be this be? The answer is none. None more White."
 
2021-01-19 10:52:16 AM  
Ivanka's food aid program? Is it beans?

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2021-01-19 10:52:29 AM  
The Trumps have never cared about poor people.  Why would one of them start now?
 
2021-01-19 10:52:34 AM  
She's rich as fark, ket her fund this program herself.

Meanwhile, lets make sure WIC and other State Administered programs are properly funded, since those put food in bellies and not grift in Trumps' pockets.
 
2021-01-19 10:52:41 AM  

Paul Baumer: "What they've done, I think, history will record beyond what we could ever recognize," White said.
"I think God's giving her a standing ovation. You're a modern day Joseph. You're feeding the nation," Donaldson said.

Good lord, just the worst sort of people. Managing to take all of the decency out of a good deed is something that takes a lot of practice.


Do those evangelical colleges have a course in Sucking Up 101?  Or maybe it's a major.

I could teach Sucking Up but when I see one of my fellow students doing it to a Trump, I'd proudly say "Nope.  I'm a garbage man.  On the weekends, I clean Johnny on the Spots."
 
2021-01-19 10:53:00 AM  

jntaylor63: Here in NE FL, I have seen Ivanka 2024 for POTUS bumper stickers.  She will be running for POTUS or maybe FL Senator.

Unless the whole Trump brood is convicted of crimes, we will be plagued with the Trumps for for the next 50 years.


I think Ivanka's going down - and not just on daddy.

They'll get her for tax fraud on those scammy "consultant" payments to her when she was on the payroll at the very least.
 
2021-01-19 10:53:56 AM  
"You start with food and you move from there to impacting people's lives in other sustainable long-term ways," Trump said on the Zoom call.

You want to impact people's live in a sustainable "long-term" way then you back effort to increase opportunity and eliminate worry of shelter and medical care and the like.  But hey, that increases the likelihood of some poor schlob actually working hard and earning a position that bumps you from the one you inherited.
 
2021-01-19 10:54:10 AM  
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2021-01-19 10:55:29 AM  

Paul Baumer: "What they've done, I think, history will record beyond what we could ever recognize," White said.
"I think God's giving her a standing ovation. You're a modern day Joseph. You're feeding the nation," Donaldson said.

Good lord, just the worst sort of people. Managing to take all of the decency out of a good deed is something that takes a lot of practice.



Maimonides is spinning in his grave at speeds unachievable prior to 2020.
 
2021-01-19 10:57:31 AM  

Mztlplx: Woodbridge, VA is poor people?


Do you know how close to Manassas it is?
 
2021-01-19 10:59:27 AM  

Langdon_777: I think that women who have sex with their dad's, over the age of 18, should be ignored.


I think that women over the age of 18, who have sex with their dad's, should post it to PornHub.

FIFY  (it's all about the phrasing)
 
2021-01-19 11:00:28 AM  
If the Biden administration wants to make this program effective they should turn it over to Chef Jose Andres' WKC project.
 
2021-01-19 11:02:53 AM  

jntaylor63: L, I have seen Ivanka 2024 for POTUS bumper stickers.  She will be running for POTUS or maybe FL Senator.

Unless the whole Trump br


For the enterprising farker Ivanka2024.com is still available.
 
2021-01-19 11:02:58 AM  
I'm shocked that being a failed handbag designer didn't give her the life skills to be a national nutrition delivery expert.
 
2021-01-19 11:03:19 AM  

UberDave: "You start with food and you move from there to impacting people's lives in other sustainable long-term ways," Trump said on the Zoom call.

You want to impact people's live in a sustainable "long-term" way then you back effort to increase opportunity and eliminate worry of shelter and medical care and the like.  But hey, that increases the likelihood of some poor schlob actually working hard and earning a position that bumps you from the one you inherited.


Wait, the reason he didn't do anything about covid was he just didn't have time to work up to it? Well, shiat. Now I feel bad about not voting for him.
 
2021-01-19 11:04:20 AM  

Catlenfell: I'm shocked that being a failed handbag designer didn't give her the life skills to be a national nutrition delivery expert.


I still want to know why she has several Chinese patents for voting machines.
 
2021-01-19 11:06:28 AM  
 
2021-01-19 11:06:59 AM  

Langdon_777: Magorn: Paul Baumer: Mztlplx: Woodbridge, VA is poor people?

I lived there from 2nd grade through high school. Guvvie bedroom community, but the indigenous hillbilly population was quite blue collar and below. There has been a massive influx of new Hispanic immigrants, so I am sure there is still plenty of need.

I live one county up in Loudoun, which by the statistics has the highest average per capita income in the US, but the Food bank in town still does a VERY brisk business, and according to the sign out front, a collaboration between a  local lawyer who owned the building where a shuttered fast food restaurant used to stand and the major  restaurants here in town, has now given away 76,000 free meals since the pandemic began.

So, are people just scamming this food bank? Or are a heap of people coming in from outside in order to get a feed?


Nope. the word "average" hides a lot of poverty, and some of it is the poor Hispanic folks who do service and construction work around here, some of it is from the rural areas right near the W.Va border.... but a fair amount of it, to judge by the times I've seen folks coming to the food bank for help in late-model luxury cars, is the invisible poverty trap of people who had decent incomes but high COL meant they were living paycheck to paycheck, and then some sort of disaster struck. One of the two income earners got sick, lost a job etc.

That SUV they pulled up in is about 6 months behind on its payments and they move it every night to hope the Repo guys can't find it, and they are at the FB because after paying their mortgage, it was a question of keeping the lights on and hte water running or buying food this month
 
2021-01-19 11:07:51 AM  
Wow, she picked up (was handed) a (specially-prepared to look like it was full and then sealed) box of (what looks like) food and put it in a car (presumably).

She's done so much for the country over the last few years.

"Only one box?!" you say? May I remind you of the famous philospohical slogan "One box, One Car, One Daddy".
 
2021-01-19 11:13:02 AM  
I remember when I did volunteer work at the food bank lifting boxes and the press came around and took many many photographs of me and then published them on the internets and I was famous and then lots of folks called me to come and speak at their conventions about how to run a charity and such like and paid me a lot of money and flew me first class and only the finest hotels.

I am such a fine person.
 
2021-01-19 11:15:29 AM  
Ivanka seems to only know what jobs exist if those job are on reality tv shows, or movies. Why wedding planners? Ivanka's boondoggles are the mistakes of childhood, and sheltered childhood, at that.
 
2021-01-19 11:16:06 AM  

Langdon_777: women who have sex with their dad's


their dad's whats?
 
2021-01-19 11:16:09 AM  
I work with food programs and food banks.  Corona-based programs CARES and FFCRA have both been largely successful because they used existing infrastructure, procedures, transportation, and staff -- people and organizations that already know how to get food to hungry people.

Farmers to Families used none of that, and was always intended to middle-men richer.  In that, it was successful.
 
2021-01-19 11:16:40 AM  

kpaxoid: I remember when I did volunteer work at the food bank lifting boxes and the press came around and took many many photographs of me and then published them on the internets and I was famous and then lots of folks called me to come and speak at their conventions about how to run a charity and such like and paid me a lot of money and flew me first class and only the finest hotels.

I am such a fine person.


And I would wager the box she's carrying is completely empty.

I mean, can't break a nail and destroy a $1000 manicure, now can she?
 
2021-01-19 11:17:24 AM  
WIC and CSFP already distribute food boxes.  They were ignored and shut out.
 
2021-01-19 11:17:26 AM  

UberDave: "You start with food and you move from there to impacting people's lives in other sustainable long-term ways," Trump said on the Zoom call.

You want to impact people's live in a sustainable "long-term" way then you back effort to increase opportunity and eliminate worry of shelter and medical care and the like.  But hey, that increases the likelihood of some poor schlob actually working hard and earning a position that bumps you from the one you inherited.


She Should have shifted a paradigm or two: neglecting paradigm shifting is so irresponsible.
 
2021-01-19 11:18:05 AM  
I got one of these boxes here in Iowa.
2 bags of apples, a bag of onions, a bag of baby carrots, a bag of oranges, liquid eggs, premade bbq pork and a 30 pack of long skinny hotdogs.

Apples were soft and mushy.
Oranges were small, very thick peels with more seeds than I have ever seen in an orange.
the pork had maybe 1 tablespoon of bbq sauce.
tried making scrambled eggs and it took probably 12 minutes and they were still runny.

I ended up getting ill from something so I just tossed everything.
I was sick for 3 days.
 
2021-01-19 11:18:50 AM  
Food paid for by taxpayers from farmers already subsidized by the government being handed out to white people by a vapid moron to get pictures and buy votes so that she can run for a senate seat to stop the evil left and their socialist agenda. Use socialism to fight socialism. OK, I guess?
 
2021-01-19 11:19:30 AM  
Don't you dare call this a photo op.  Look, she actually lifted a box.

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2021-01-19 11:19:53 AM  

i state your name: If the Biden administration wants to make this program effective they should turn it over to Chef Jose Andres' WKC project.


Love this idea!
 
2021-01-19 11:22:11 AM  
This would be the Day One and then every day task of a real politician, making yourself look good.

It's not gonna work now after four years of transparent greed and efforts to enrich themselves.
 
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