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(Washington Post)   Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Guy Reffitt, September 11 attacks, FBI agent Thomas B. Ryan, Terrorism, FBI agent, J. Edgar Hoover, Law enforcement agency  
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2021-01-19 9:36:55 AM  
"If you turn me in, you're a traitor and you know what happens to traitors ... traitors get shot," Reffitt, 48, said to his son and daughter, according to his wife, who recounted the conversation to the FBI, which did not name the relatives.
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She says he told her "he was trying to protect the family, and if someone was a traitor, then that's what's going to happen," according to the FBI.


Patriotism is a complicated profession.
 
2021-01-19 9:45:06 AM  
Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!
 
2021-01-19 9:45:22 AM  
Right wingers live in a world that revolves around them alone.
 
2021-01-19 9:45:23 AM  
Snitches get...uh...hmmm...

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2021-01-19 10:03:51 AM  
"Traitor's get shot"

Here's hoping!
 
2021-01-19 10:21:57 AM  
Mental illness.
 
2021-01-19 10:36:57 AM  
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2021-01-19 10:37:22 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: "Traitor's get shot"

Here's hoping!


Yep, the traitor should be careful lest his wish come true.
 
2021-01-19 10:37:25 AM  
Well, he didnt get shot so this may not be the most persuasive threat.
 
2021-01-19 10:37:53 AM  
He does not understand the meaning of the word traitor
 
2021-01-19 10:39:30 AM  
These people are sick in the head.
 
2021-01-19 10:39:51 AM  
Why does the caption in the first picture describe him as "plaintiff Guy Reffitt"?
 
2021-01-19 10:40:18 AM  

FarkaDark: He does not understand the meaning of the word traitor


He means not doing putin's bidding.
 
2021-01-19 10:41:27 AM  
Ah yes, a brave patriot, red in the face just from the effort of standing, decked out in a random assortment of tactisplat, probably approaching 400lbs, is going to be the Patriot that saves Murica! If only his pesky family wouldn't get in the way of his fantasies...
 
2021-01-19 10:42:10 AM  
He was trying to take the country back to protect family values, you see?

BTW, the wife knew about the threats and did nothing. Time to place those kids with a liberal family.
 
2021-01-19 10:43:18 AM  
He wants to be king of the ungovernable paranoiacs. Don't get in his way, kids.
 
2021-01-19 10:44:11 AM  
I think the thing that really bothers these people is having to go back to hiding what pieces of shiat they are.

That was Trumps central message, "You no longer have to be ashamed of what a piece of human garbage you are because Im one too".
 
2021-01-19 10:44:17 AM  
Country before crotch fruit!
 
2021-01-19 10:45:22 AM  
jeez. A little overkill there pops.

"Snitches get stitches" would have sufficed.
 
2021-01-19 10:46:15 AM  
Dad, we're disappoint.
 
2021-01-19 10:47:10 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!


How about just plain old f"cking nuts?
 
2021-01-19 10:48:24 AM  
Reffitt then allegedly threatened his daughter, Reffitt's son said, warning her that if she recorded his comments or posted anything about it on social media, he would "put a bullet through" her phone.

Not her phone!
 
2021-01-19 10:48:49 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!


shiatty
 
2021-01-19 10:49:26 AM  

Surrender your boo-tah: Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!

shiatty


Responsible Gun Owner.
 
2021-01-19 10:49:28 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!


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2021-01-19 10:51:19 AM  
great another constitutional law expert who doesn't know the difference between treason and sedition, as if that wasn't a dime a gross occurrence.
 
2021-01-19 10:51:39 AM  
18 U.S. Code § 1512 - Tampering with a witness, victim, or an informant

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(C)hinder, delay, or prevent the communication to a law enforcement officer or judge of the United States of information relating to the commission or possible commission of a Federal offense or a violation of conditions of probation, supervised release, parole, or release pending judicial proceedings;shall be punished as provided in paragraph (3)....(C)in the case of the threat of use of physical force against any person, imprisonment for not more than 20 years.How to turn what might only be a demeanor into a serious jail time felony-lesson 1
 
2021-01-19 10:52:11 AM  
[As he gets hauled away]

"Hey dad: you're a traitor; and you know what happens to traitors ... traitors get shot."
 
2021-01-19 10:52:47 AM  

SwiftFox: Reffitt then allegedly threatened his daughter, Reffitt's son said, warning her that if she recorded his comments or posted anything about it on social media, he would "put a bullet through" her phone.

Not her phone!


She likely has it to her ear all the time.  Death threat.
 
2021-01-19 10:54:14 AM  
Typical for the subspecies.


NCSB:
My Sister in Law "helped' my niece setup a bank account when she broke her hip in Army Bootcamp.
Didn't tell niece that SIL put her worthless boyfriend on the account and that shiatbag has stolen over $3000 from here in the last few days. We have got her set up with a new back account and helping her move out of the house...

Who did these two turds vote for? Who called my wife and I "commie liberals trying to destroy 'Murica?"
Take a wild guess.

WTF steals from their 20 yr old disabled daughter???

Fack Trump and all his supporters!!!
 
2021-01-19 10:55:41 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!


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2021-01-19 10:55:44 AM  
They say that the name "Three Percenters" comes from the myth that only 3% of American colonists fought in the Revolutionary War to defeat the British, but I'm pretty sure it actually refers to their average level of sanity.
 
2021-01-19 10:55:53 AM  
"I love him but I hate him," he said of his father. "I don't really know him anymore."


Yeah, father of the year alright.  Worshipping Trump must be really worth it to lose your kids.
 
2021-01-19 10:58:50 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: They say that the name "Three Percenters" comes from the myth that only 3% of American colonists fought in the Revolutionary War to defeat the British, but I'm pretty sure it actually refers to their average level of sanity.


I think it's a % of folks who have served in the military, as an average.
 
2021-01-19 10:59:24 AM  
"...and thus the father was then promptly shot by one of his two children."
 
2021-01-19 10:59:47 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: SwiftFox: Reffitt then allegedly threatened his daughter, Reffitt's son said, warning her that if she recorded his comments or posted anything about it on social media, he would "put a bullet through" her phone.

Not her phone!

She likely has it to her ear all the time.  Death threat.


As if she would use her phone to make calls.
 
2021-01-19 11:00:39 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: SwiftFox: Reffitt then allegedly threatened his daughter, Reffitt's son said, warning her that if she recorded his comments or posted anything about it on social media, he would "put a bullet through" her phone.

Not her phone!

She likely has it to her ear all the time.  Death threat.


Not a chance. Kids hardly ever use their phones to call someone.
 
2021-01-19 11:00:47 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: The Pope of Manwich Village: They say that the name "Three Percenters" comes from the myth that only 3% of American colonists fought in the Revolutionary War to defeat the British, but I'm pretty sure it actually refers to their average level of sanity.

I think it's a % of folks who have served in the military, as an average.


No, it's actually a misunderstanding of Revolutionary War participation both in the fighting and in the support.
 
2021-01-19 11:01:38 AM  
Murdering your children to own the libs
 
2021-01-19 11:04:12 AM  
My dad only threatened to shoot me once - after I tricked him into going outside during dinner and then purposely locked him out of house so I could eat his last piece of pizza while he watched me helplessly through the picture window.
 
2021-01-19 11:04:46 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Jelly Bean Raider: The Pope of Manwich Village: They say that the name "Three Percenters" comes from the myth that only 3% of American colonists fought in the Revolutionary War to defeat the British, but I'm pretty sure it actually refers to their average level of sanity.

I think it's a % of folks who have served in the military, as an average.

No, it's actually a misunderstanding of Revolutionary War participation both in the fighting and in the support.


Fair.

Seems they even farked that number up! 
Learned me something.
 
2021-01-19 11:05:27 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Man.

What's a word that describes such behavior?

Replorable?

Explorable?

Implorable?

Ah! It's on the tip of my tongue!


Republican.
 
2021-01-19 11:07:08 AM  
I can't help but notice a large percentage of these traitors are fat.
 
2021-01-19 11:08:02 AM  
If these folks are so on the side of the angels, why do they seem to fall back to "snitches get stitches"?
 
2021-01-19 11:08:46 AM  
He seems nice.
 
2021-01-19 11:09:26 AM  
Even money this dirtbag has quoted the Ten Commandments to his kids about respecting thy father and mother.

"You will *not* disrespect me in my own house!"
 
2021-01-19 11:09:32 AM  

Albert911emt: "I love him but I hate him," he said of his father. "I don't really know him anymore."


Yeah, father of the year alright.  Worshipping Trump must be really worth it to lose your kids.


the concept of family is getting tougher for me to deal with.

Brother - Trumper
Mom and Dad - seem to be moving to the Trumper Dark side as I see my aunt feeding them OAN links and such, and they in turn repost it.
MIL and FIL - hard core Trumpers, totally not racist, just think every black person should be shot.  to quote "there used to be millions of buffalo. more buffalo than black people in america today, and we damn near killed all the buffalo, so the latter should be even easier."

So why do we want to spend time with these people?  so they can see their grandkids and learn them some good words.  So they can disparage everything we do?  Let alone if they find out who we really are (both bi), they would probably try to take our kids away "for their own protection" or likely just shoot me.

Oft have a daydream of us all going to their country buffet (often has a large minority population) and I just start using the n-word loud and often, draw lots of attention, make them uncomfortable and then just say "why do you use the n-word so frequently at home?  Aren't these the n-words you are always wanting to shoot?  what are you afraid of saying this word amongst them?  You have no problem saying it in front of my children, so if you can't say it here, right now, you will never see the kids again."

at least they are getting the vaccine for the hoax before us...
 
2021-01-19 11:09:40 AM  

dothemath: I think the thing that really bothers these people is having to go back to hiding what pieces of shiat they are.

That was Trumps central message, "You no longer have to be ashamed of what a piece of human garbage you are because Im one too".


I guess both sides aren't equally bad. Huh.
 
2021-01-19 11:09:55 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: The Pope of Manwich Village: They say that the name "Three Percenters" comes from the myth that only 3% of American colonists fought in the Revolutionary War to defeat the British, but I'm pretty sure it actually refers to their average level of sanity.

I think it's a % of folks who have served in the military, as an average.


That's actually closer to 10%, with about <1% serving in combat for the War on Terror.
 
2021-01-19 11:11:57 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: My dad only threatened to shoot me once - after I tricked him into going outside during dinner and then purposely locked him out of house so I could eat his last piece of pizza while he watched me helplessly through the picture window.


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