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(Daily Star)   "I'm starting to resent my girlfriend over her SpongeBob roleplay sex needs. What should I do?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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395 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 19 Jan 2021 at 11:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-19 10:13:41 AM  
Somebody sure is Krabby.
 
2021-01-19 10:14:49 AM  
Something something her starfish.
 
2021-01-19 10:15:33 AM  
The social media user says he has to play SpongeBob or Squidward, while his girlfriend is Mr Krabs.

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do you smell it?  that smell.  the kind of smelly smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly
 
2021-01-19 10:16:36 AM  
well if you don't, expect to come home one day and have her say 'no, this is patrick'
 
2021-01-19 11:05:25 AM  
The social media user says he has to play SpongeBob or Squidward, while his girlfriend is Mr Krabs.

He should ask his girlfriend to change it up and be the pineapple.
 
2021-01-19 11:05:27 AM  
Thank you for bringing this into my life, subby. Seek professional counseling.
 
2021-01-19 11:09:57 AM  
She wants to play Mr Krabs? That's so farked up. Why couldnt she go for someone really hot, like Sandy Cheeks?
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2021-01-19 11:10:36 AM  
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I know he's an aspiring creative writer with a Reddit account, but is he Sponge Bob worthy?
 
2021-01-19 11:18:02 AM  
Tentacles and fish slime.
 
2021-01-19 11:26:25 AM  
This is one of those "How nature tells us to stay away" things.
 
2021-01-19 11:27:07 AM  
Do you get to spank her with a spatula?

/Why no Daily Star, I don't want your phone app, and I doubt anyone else does either.
 
2021-01-19 11:33:45 AM  
Farking record that shiat and sell it for $!

Getting a nice bump in your bank account could ease the discomfort and up your kink game

I mean, I'd probably watch it... assuming you're not uggos and you put some enthusiasm and creativity into it
 
2021-01-19 11:34:06 AM  
Have a girlfriend who's over 10 years old...just a suggestion.
 
2021-01-19 11:36:08 AM  
It's all fun and games until she wants to do the reverse Patchy with a spatula. You haven't lived until you've done a Sandy worm hunt though
 
2021-01-19 11:36:30 AM  
SpongeBob NoPants?

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2021-01-19 11:37:53 AM  
This is uh...interesting?
 
2021-01-19 11:38:27 AM  
So he's faking orgasms and she doesn't notice? The only way a guy can fake an orgasm is when condoms are used, otherwise the result of a male orgasm is unavoidable. I guess (maybe) they're still using condoms? That is possible, but unlikely in a long-term relationship. I've never met a woman who even remotely likes condoms, but accepts their use for pregnancy prevention and to minimizing the risk of getting an STI. As more than a few women have told me over the years, a guy using a condom makes it feel like you're using a warm dildo.
 
2021-01-19 11:49:51 AM  
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2021-01-19 11:55:46 AM  

FrancoFile: This is one of those "How nature tells us to stay away" things.


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/Sorry Mr. Larson....
 
2021-01-19 12:00:37 PM  
"He continued: 'Every time just before she comes she laughs like Mr Krabs...'"

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2021-01-19 12:19:35 PM  
And you're still with her. Spongedick.

"She's the love of my life and I couldn't bear to tell her not to do this because it would crush her self-esteem and sexual confidence.

OK, so let her crush yours. That's how abusers get control of you.
 
2021-01-19 12:41:58 PM  
Well dude, your other option is break up and get NO sex. So, Spongebob sex or no sex. Weigh that out.
 
2021-01-19 1:13:09 PM  

inglixthemad: So he's faking orgasms and she doesn't notice? The only way a guy can fake an orgasm is when condoms are used, otherwise the result of a male orgasm is unavoidable. I guess (maybe) they're still using condoms? That is possible, but unlikely in a long-term relationship. I've never met a woman who even remotely likes condoms, but accepts their use for pregnancy prevention and to minimizing the risk of getting an STI. As more than a few women have told me over the years, a guy using a condom makes it feel like you're using a warm dildo.


That's all I am in the first place!
 
2021-01-19 1:21:56 PM  
But I bet their lighting is fantastic

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2021-01-19 5:59:32 PM  

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That's not quite so good. See, Spongebob has blue and red stripes on his socks. She has green stripes! I mean, come on!! Not even close!!
 
2021-01-19 5:59:54 PM  

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I know they say don't stick your dick in crazy, but sometimes I really kind of want to stick my dick in crazy.
 
2021-01-19 7:27:48 PM  
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2021-01-19 7:37:34 PM  
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2021-01-19 9:08:06 PM  

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WTF? I like strong women, muscle women, that sort of deal but I will be like "no" here.
 
2021-01-20 12:13:57 AM  
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It's been done
 
2021-01-20 6:08:18 AM  
In a slight deviation from form, the answer is starfish stuff.
 
2021-01-20 8:16:10 AM  
Rule 34, as always, in play.
 
2021-01-20 9:08:12 AM  
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