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2021-01-18 11:04:34 PM  
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2021-01-18 11:08:22 PM  
doesn't the poor guy evertake a day off??
 
2021-01-18 11:27:14 PM  
If it doesn't end with him jumping into a wood chipper before he pardons half the planet, it's a bad day on the job.
 
2021-01-18 11:34:26 PM  
Create user manual for "Executive Time?"
 
2021-01-18 11:39:04 PM  
Lmfao! What a dumbass.
 
2021-01-18 11:42:01 PM  
This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?
 
2021-01-18 11:42:47 PM  
So, sitting on the toilet while eating Big Macs
Maybe he can use Parler now that Twitter banned him
 
2021-01-18 11:44:23 PM  

dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?


Yep.
 
2021-01-19 12:02:43 AM  
You just know hes eating shiatloads of PFChangs so he can leave upperdeckers in all the toilets.
 
2021-01-19 12:19:43 AM  

dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?


Yeah, this is his Press Office acting like a f*cking adolescent.
 
2021-01-19 12:23:03 AM  

dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?


It sounds like the standard answer the British Prime Minister gives at the start of every PMQ. "This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall have further such meetings later today."
That is because the first question is "Will the Prime Minister list his schedule for the day?", and the reason for that non question is because the first question has to be given in advance, giving the PM time to prepare and answer. But the followup question can be about anything, so the PM can be caught off guard or put on the spot. He literally has to answer questions from any MP on any subject off the top of his head. By convention all the following questions from MPs go straight to the "followup" question.

I'd love to have seen Trump face PMQ every week.
 
2021-01-19 1:04:23 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?

It sounds like the standard answer the British Prime Minister gives at the start of every PMQ. "This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall have further such meetings later today."
That is because the first question is "Will the Prime Minister list his schedule for the day?", and the reason for that non question is because the first question has to be given in advance, giving the PM time to prepare and answer. But the followup question can be about anything, so the PM can be caught off guard or put on the spot. He literally has to answer questions from any MP on any subject off the top of his head. By convention all the following questions from MPs go straight to the "followup" question.

I'd love to have seen Trump face PMQ every week.


Indeed - I would love it if the US would institute President's Question Time. That could be very entertaining.

"Is the President aware..."
 
2021-01-19 2:16:50 AM  

fluffy_pope: doesn't the poor guy evertake a day off??


Can't. Phone calls. Meetings.
 
2021-01-19 2:17:50 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?

It sounds like the standard answer the British Prime Minister gives at the start of every PMQ. "This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall have further such meetings later today."
That is because the first question is "Will the Prime Minister list his schedule for the day?", and the reason for that non question is because the first question has to be given in advance, giving the PM time to prepare and answer. But the followup question can be about anything, so the PM can be caught off guard or put on the spot. He literally has to answer questions from any MP on any subject off the top of his head. By convention all the following questions from MPs go straight to the "followup" question.

I'd love to have seen Trump face PMQ every week.


He'd just ignore the questions and talk about himself the entire time.
 
2021-01-19 2:23:02 AM  
Golf?

Flee country with top secret information?
 
2021-01-19 2:46:38 AM  

Notabunny: fluffy_pope: doesn't the poor guy evertake a day off??

Can't. Phone calls. Meetings.


well it may be for the best that it'll be someone else's job soon.
 
2021-01-19 2:51:20 AM  
Cold KFC, hamberders, and pooping.  Got it.
 
2021-01-19 2:58:11 AM  
The whole White House checked out some time ago. At least Trump can't do that much additional harm if he is just stomping around, yelling at the few staff members still there, eating hamburders, and watching television. His last chance will depend on who he pardons tomorrow.
 
2021-01-19 3:44:26 AM  
Come on, Donnie. Cheer up and go out in style with one last superspreader event. If you're lucky you can catch the new strain of 'rona that your antibodies won't protect you against.
 
2021-01-19 3:51:47 AM  
 
2021-01-19 4:33:46 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-01-19 9:08:17 AM  
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2021-01-19 9:09:16 AM  
Would be funny if Trump actually drank.

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2021-01-19 9:09:40 AM  
Print it, frame it and hang it up as the sole item in Trump's $2 billion presidential library.

Complimentary Arby's gift card upon exit!
 
2021-01-19 9:10:09 AM  

lindalouwho: dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?

Yep.


I bet tomorrow it's exactly the same.

/not working
 
2021-01-19 9:10:25 AM  
Cry on toilet with no Twitter.
 
2021-01-19 9:10:54 AM  

Franny Tucker: Mr Trump is reported to be particularly upset that the kind of A-listers who have shunned him during his time in office are going to perform for Mr Biden

Poor little guy.


You mean being a polarizing demagogue isn't popular?
 
2021-01-19 9:11:33 AM  
Schedule for life: Be an asshole 1946-Please FSM end this shiat already!
 
2021-01-19 9:12:11 AM  

Sin'sHero: Create user manual for "Executive Time?"


User Manual for Executive Time:

1.Shart
2.Retreat to golden toilet.
3.Release last night's Big Macs, KFC, and Putin semen
4.Oh, god, that's better.
 
2021-01-19 9:12:45 AM  
... sounds like my day
 
2021-01-19 9:13:49 AM  

Franny Tucker: Mr Trump is reported to be particularly upset that the kind of A-listers who have shunned him during his time in office are going to perform for Mr Biden

Poor little guy.


My heart pumps purple piss for him.
 
2021-01-19 9:14:36 AM  
I hope we get that health care plan revealed today. Has it been two weeks? Watch this.

Trump Has No Healthcare Plan
Youtube hBO6QXretrE
 
2021-01-19 9:15:05 AM  

dv-ous: This has been his daily schedule, verbatim, for a week or more hasn't it?


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This was his schedule, I know because I put that big lazy stamp on it.
 
2021-01-19 9:15:43 AM  
People don't want anything to do with you if you're shiat.  Lessons most people learned by age 2.
 
2021-01-19 9:15:49 AM  
...so I know the White House is getting a deep cleaning due to being a COVID-19 hotspot for the better part of the last 4 months, but they are sweeping it for drugs and other illegal paraphernalia as well, right...?
 
2021-01-19 9:16:45 AM  

Kegovitch: People don't want anything to do with you if you're shiat.  Lessons most people learned by age 2.


dammit, wrong thread.  Although I'm sure it still applies in some way.
 
2021-01-19 9:16:49 AM  
Today is a great day for a Trump rally!

Rally! Rally! Rally!
Rally! Rally! Rally!


/🤪
 
2021-01-19 9:18:33 AM  

NotCodger: The whole White House checked out some time ago. At least Trump can't do that much additional harm if he is just stomping around, yelling at the few staff members still there, eating hamburders, and watching television. His last chance will depend on who he pardons tomorrow.


He's yelling at the portraits on the wall, as the ghost of Richard Nixon tries to talk him down.
 
2021-01-19 9:18:59 AM  
So, can the President issue a pardon that would cover all Federal crimes ever committed for everyone? Can he also pardon future crimes? Is there any limit to the pardon power? Guess we will find out as he tests the Constitution again.
 
2021-01-19 9:20:05 AM  

Franny Tucker: Mr Trump is reported to be particularly upset that the kind of A-listers who have shunned him during his time in office are going to perform for Mr Biden

Poor little guy.


That's the story of his adult life.

He became a limousine liberal to be accepted by upper-class Manhattan society.  They wanted nothing to do with him.

He unleashed his inner birther to gain the acceptance of millions of common clay.  They worship him, he despises them.

He wants to return to palling around with Hollywood celebrities like he did when he was back on top of his game in the late 2000s.  They want nothing to do with his radioactivity.

The people that love him, he despises.  The people he wants to love him, despise him.
 
2021-01-19 9:20:17 AM  

markie_farkie: If it doesn't end with him jumping into a wood chipper before he pardons half the planet, it's a bad day on the job.


What this could look like:

Jam - Woodshredder Revenge
Youtube iuGDvvyQcz4
 
2021-01-19 9:20:36 AM  
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2021-01-19 9:21:33 AM  
Trumps daily schedule for the past four years:

1. Tweet Whine to anyone near him
2. Big Mac time!
3. Golf/fantasize about golfing
4. Tweet throw a hissy fit
5. Nap time!
6. Toilet time!
7. Tweet Cry like a little biatch when nazis get punched
8. Consume 15 gallons of Diet Coke
9. Toilet time again!
 
2021-01-19 9:24:18 AM  

Frederick: You just know hes eating shiatloads of PFChangs so he can leave upperdeckers in all the toilets.


We need to stop with the upper decker silliness.  This man is not agile enough to take a dump on the carpet.  He'd lack the strength to stand back up, and end up falling over.  I guarantee he whines about the "lower heights of the toilets these days" despite having "comfort height" toilets installed everywhere.
 
2021-01-19 9:24:20 AM  
Missed the "sell 100 pardons at 2m a pop" part of his day, no?
 
2021-01-19 9:24:41 AM  

RasIanI: [Fark user image image 425x601]


Trump is the most ungrateful piece of shiat on the entire planet.

He could be given everything he desires and he'd still be a nasty asshole and say it's not good enough.

People like that have no value.
They're a stone around the neck of civilization.
 
2021-01-19 9:24:53 AM  

Frederick: You just know hes eating shiatloads of PFChangs so he can leave upperdeckers in all the toilets.


He probably has staff flush the toilet after him. And you think your job sucks.
 
2021-01-19 9:25:44 AM  

Franny Tucker: Mr Trump is reported to be particularly upset that the kind of A-listers who have shunned him during his time in office are going to perform for Mr Biden

Poor little guy.


Ahhhhhh, there it is! That's awesome.

Dude - you had a choice! You opted to be popular with the Rubes of America.
 
2021-01-19 9:26:53 AM  
His schedule for today and tomorrow morning should be that he just sits there.  He sits there, not touching anything, not saying anything, doesn't meet with others, doesn't go online, not doing anything, just sits there, quietly, reading a book/golf manual/coloring book/back of a cereal box/whatever.

Just sits there doing nothing for the next 27 hours, and then leaves at 12:01PM Wednesday.
 
2021-01-19 9:27:25 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Franny Tucker: Mr Trump is reported to be particularly upset that the kind of A-listers who have shunned him during his time in office are going to perform for Mr Biden

Poor little guy.

That's the story of his adult life.

He became a limousine liberal to be accepted by upper-class Manhattan society.  They wanted nothing to do with him.

He unleashed his inner birther to gain the acceptance of millions of common clay.  They worship him, he despises them.

He wants to return to palling around with Hollywood celebrities like he did when he was back on top of his game in the late 2000s.  They want nothing to do with his radioactivity.

The people that love him, he despises.  The people he wants to love him, despise him.


It really is hilarious because he thinks he's upper class because he has/had money.
Everyone who has ever met him comes away knowing he's a classless twit and much like the election results, he can't accept that because of his ego. The only difference between Trump and the trailer trash he represents is his daddy's money.
 
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