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(The New York Times)   Holy shiat, look at Neville Longbottom now   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2021-01-19 2:14:36 AM  
25 votes:
Ummmm... Yeah... For, like, years now.

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2021-01-19 1:07:06 AM  
21 votes:

Megathuma: I will always upvote hot Neville, and I'm not at all sorry.


It's just like high school. The geeky boys grew into handsome men, and all the jocks got fat and ugly.
 
2021-01-19 9:41:05 AM  
19 votes:
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2021-01-19 1:02:22 AM  
19 votes:
I will always upvote hot Neville, and I'm not at all sorry.
 
2021-01-19 2:55:57 AM  
16 votes:
Looks like he could be a Monty Python twit in this pic.
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2021-01-19 3:56:53 AM  
11 votes:
Neville would have done it in two books.
 
2021-01-19 11:35:36 AM  
8 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ummmm... Yeah... For, like, years now.

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Sansa Stark making this discovery in 2014:
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2021-01-19 10:07:08 AM  
7 votes:
He looks like Clive Owen.
 
2021-01-19 9:35:37 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-01-19 12:13:17 PM  
5 votes:

Ragin' Asian: Even in the later Harry Potter movies, I did a double take thinking, "That chubby kid turned into a handsome devil."


Apparently he wasn't a chubby kid for long, they put him in a fat suit for most of the Potter movies.  They also taped his ears so they'd stick out and had him wear protruding false teeth.  They only ditched all that stuff in "Deathly Hallows."
 
2021-01-19 10:10:32 AM  
5 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Ummmm... Yeah... For, like, years now.

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HELLLOOOOOO NURSE!
 
2021-01-19 12:12:30 PM  
4 votes:
He was adorable in Ripper Street and funny in Me Before You. And holy shiat I had to post this one.
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2021-01-19 11:11:01 AM  
4 votes:
He did go full longbottom but Dudley Dursley has also benefited from the passing of time.
 
2021-01-19 3:19:41 AM  
4 votes:
Yeah, whatever Neville. Here's Nigel Havers


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2021-01-19 3:03:17 AM  
4 votes:

Megathuma: Megathuma: I will always upvote hot Neville, and I'm not at all sorry.

Now that this has gone green and my liter husband will see it in the morning, I'm a smidge sorry.
/a very small smidge.
//good morning, honey


Ain't nothing wrong with appreciation from afar.
 
2021-01-19 11:17:26 AM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: He did go full longbottom but Dudley Dursley has also benefited from the passing of time.


Dudley has a great role in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Sad end to him though.
 
2021-01-19 3:52:03 AM  
3 votes:

darkhorse23: Megathuma: I will always upvote hot Neville, and I'm not at all sorry.

It's just like high school. The geeky boys grew into handsome men, and all the jocks got fat and ugly.


I was never a jock...
 
2021-01-19 11:15:36 AM  
2 votes:

Boojum2k: darkmayo: [Fark user image image 602x492]

Damn, that's like a Hot to Not sliding scale, with the pivot point in the exact middle.


Rupert is 5'8"
Daniel is 5'5"
Tom is 5'9"
Matt is 6' - even though he looks like a giant next to the other Hobbits
 
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2021-01-19 10:37:13 AM  
2 votes:

JolobinSmokin: Obviously if the studio that owns Harry Potter knew what they had n their hands, they'd do a Neville Longbottom "Man who knew to little" spy movie.


He becomes the Hogwarts Herbology professor. Make it a 7th year NEWT (and 18 yo) student falls in love with her Herbology professor and spends the whole year trying to get his attention.
 
2021-01-19 4:41:57 AM  
2 votes:

Trik: Looks like he could be a Monty Python twit in this pic.
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who would not in that outfit???
 
2021-01-19 12:28:40 PM  
1 vote:

PanicAttack: He was adorable in Ripper Street and funny in Me Before You. And holy shiat I had to post this one.
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Oh my!
 
2021-01-19 11:40:28 AM  
1 vote:
Even in the later Harry Potter movies, I did a double take thinking, "That chubby kid turned into a handsome devil."
 
2021-01-19 9:18:02 AM  
1 vote:
I really love how the NY Times now lets you bypass the mandatory subscription if you sign in with Google or FB.

I wish the Washington Post would get wise and do the same.
 
2021-01-19 4:19:00 AM  
1 vote:

mrparks: Neville would have done it in two books.


Harriet Porber did it in one.
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2021-01-19 3:32:02 AM  
1 vote:

darkhorse23: More like Hairy Looongbottom, wouldn't you say?


Tightbottom
 
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