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(KRON 4)   You want zombies? Because this is how you get zombies   (kron4.com) divider line
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2021-01-18 9:08:33 PM  
Or Cabbage Patch Kids
 
2021-01-18 9:17:52 PM  
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2021-01-18 9:30:28 PM  

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Well that movie is set in 2022...
 
2021-01-18 10:02:10 PM  

Tracianne: cretinbob: [Fark user image 425x204] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well that movie is set in 2022...


I was talking with my friend at work last night about how many of the post-apocalyptic movies and science fiction is set, like now.
 
2021-01-18 10:26:31 PM  

cretinbob: Tracianne: cretinbob: [Fark user image 425x204] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well that movie is set in 2022...

I was talking with my friend at work last night about how many of the post-apocalyptic movies and science fiction is set, like now.


I just hope the Kaiju from Pacific Rim aren't just delayed by customs or something
 
2021-01-18 10:39:15 PM  
I kind of want zombies.  I'm willing to give 2021 a chance, but . . . .
 
2021-01-18 10:52:20 PM  
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2021-01-18 11:08:52 PM  
"This is simply another option at a time when people feel they have no options," Patrick said. "You know death has intervened and changed your life forever."

Duh.
 
2021-01-19 12:32:10 AM  
The Hooters - All You Zombies
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2021-01-19 1:09:11 AM  
So for those organic artesian zombies 🧟♂
 
2021-01-19 2:42:45 AM  
Tracianne:

I just hope the Kaiju from Pacific Rim aren't just delayed by customs or something

They tried to get into the UK but luckily Boris has banned visitors from everywhere entering the UK. They were very gracious about it. Which was nice.
 
2021-01-19 2:43:37 AM  
Just put my husk in the garbage.

Or BBQ and eat me.  Whatever.  I am dead.  Put a cyborg brain in me and turn my body into a half meat/ half machine kill Borg.  Use my rotten flesh to rain holy vengeance upon the wrong thinkers.  Make my rotting flesh the thing children fear at night.  Reanimate me into the night terror.
 
2021-01-19 2:45:53 AM  
What do they do with the leftover viruses once the body becomes dirt?
 
2021-01-19 2:45:57 AM  
I wish to be laminated.
 
2021-01-19 2:48:16 AM  
If climate change isn't reversed we'll end up with Sandworms.
 
2021-01-19 2:57:25 AM  
Works for me. Since it looks like cryocremation isn't going to be adopted despite the much lower environmental footprint I'd like to do something like this.
 
2021-01-19 2:59:31 AM  
I like the idea of a natural burial but being composted above ground seems a bit too weird. Just plant me in something like a wicker basket six feet underneath a sapling in a forest and we're all good. Maybe one day some birds or squirrels can make a home in that tree.
 
2021-01-19 3:01:15 AM  
A spokesperson for Recompose told Nexstar's KOIN they've started the process with eight bodies so far and have 420 "Precompose" members who have paid in advance for their future death care.

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2021-01-19 3:09:56 AM  

cretinbob: Tracianne: cretinbob: [Fark user image 425x204] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well that movie is set in 2022...

I was talking with my friend at work last night about how many of the post-apocalyptic movies and science fiction is set, like now.


Well, ya know, we had a good run. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
 
2021-01-19 3:52:45 AM  
From the sidebar:

I think he may not be a natural blond.

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2021-01-19 4:01:28 AM  
So, uh...do they mulch it up first?
 
2021-01-19 4:09:02 AM  
It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.
 
2021-01-19 4:09:37 AM  

Wanton Pearl Clutchery: From the sidebar:

I think he may not be a natural blond.

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Only one way to find out.
 
2021-01-19 4:18:54 AM  
I'm too old for that crap.  You peek.  ;)
 
2021-01-19 4:31:52 AM  
I was expecting TFA to be about Armie Hammer.
 
2021-01-19 9:34:31 AM  
Better not live downwind from that place
 
2021-01-19 9:38:05 AM  
I have no problem becoming Soylent Green.  At last, I can prove my high school guidance counselor wrong.  I did make something of myself.

And I nailed your daughter.  Repeatedly.  I think she enjoyed it.  Her exact words: that was nice.
 
2021-01-19 10:08:30 AM  
This is how you get sapient pear wood and talking trees
 
2021-01-19 10:36:49 AM  
Sounds like salad dressing.   I'll have the organic reduction
 
2021-01-19 10:41:05 AM  

SirMadness: So, uh...do they mulch it up first?


From the site of the composting...
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2021-01-19 11:43:12 AM  
I plan to go for a walk in the woods, one way trip. No need to bury me, local wildlife can sort me out, same as any other carrion.

No ceremony, no prayer, no rites. Just the same finality that awaits us all.
 
2021-01-19 11:43:33 AM  

Luciferian: Tracianne:

I just hope the Kaiju from Pacific Rim aren't just delayed by customs or something

They tried to get into the UK but luckily Boris has banned visitors from everywhere entering the UK. They were very gracious about it. Which was nice.


They must have found Dinsdale already.
 
2021-01-19 11:55:13 AM  

SirMadness: So, uh...do they mulch it up first?


According to the article, no.

They mix you with woodchips in a big compost bin, dump a mixture of microorganisms and fungi on you, pump in oxygen, and give your corpse a spin every once in a while.

Your bones get ground to make someone's bread though.
 
2021-01-19 1:49:18 PM  
If we didn't get a zombie outbreak after rushing multiple vaccines out into public use, we aren't gonna get one.
 
2021-01-19 3:25:38 PM  
What's the difference between QAnon and a zombie?

Well, farkers, care to let me know?
 
2021-01-19 3:39:13 PM  

whitroth: What's the difference between QAnon and a zombie?

Well, farkers, care to let me know?


Zombies desire brains.  And The Q continuum doesn't.
 
2021-01-19 4:48:21 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: whitroth: What's the difference between QAnon and a zombie?

Well, farkers, care to let me know?

Zombies desire brains.  And The Q continuum doesn't.


Considers this carefully.

Y'know, you could be right on that.
 
2021-01-19 6:23:51 PM  
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