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(CNN)   Rudy Colludy voted last November with an affidavit ballot. You know, the kind he attempted to disqualify   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-01-18 8:36:08 PM  
It's hard to further embarrass a man who's had hair dye running down his face at a landscaping company press conference.
 
2021-01-18 8:53:37 PM  
It is different. He is white, so his vote is valid.
 
2021-01-18 8:56:54 PM  
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2021-01-18 9:25:28 PM  
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2021-01-18 9:34:57 PM  
It's not an exaggeration: IOKIYAR
 
2021-01-18 10:43:30 PM  
I had a realization earlier that Trump is going to be tied up in court until he dies, and Rudy will be his only attorney...until he gets disbarred.
 
2021-01-18 10:44:55 PM  
A broken clock is right at least once every few million ballots.
 
2021-01-19 1:10:28 AM  
Hypocrite?

You don't say
 
2021-01-19 1:33:40 AM  
The a.d. in '2021 AD' means after david

/CzechMix!
 
2021-01-19 1:35:05 AM  

AlgaeRancher: Hypocrite?

You don't say


Republican, hypocrite be thy name
 
2021-01-19 1:36:16 AM  

syrynxx: It's hard to further embarrass a man who's had hair dye running down his face at a landscaping company press conference.


What about adjusting your shirt when Borat walks in?
 
2021-01-19 1:36:43 AM  

cretinbob: I had a realization earlier that Trump is going to be tied up in court until he dies, and Rudy will be his only attorney...until he gets disbarred.


If Trump has to use a government-appointed attorney, I'll have a stiffy the height of the Trump Tower.

/And I'll point out to him that's it's STILL not the highest stiffy in New York.
 
2021-01-19 1:40:10 AM  
He was standing behind David in the voting line.
 
2021-01-19 2:02:17 AM  
See?!  He TOLD you there was voter fraud!!!
 
2021-01-19 2:02:21 AM  
Pittsburgh provo ballots aren't anywhere near as valid as NYC affy David ballots!
 
2021-01-19 2:04:09 AM  
So they found a voting, fraud.
 
2021-01-19 2:17:10 AM  
"Giuliani's registration was moved to his Long Island home in August and his registration in New York City was purged in September."

Worth finding out if Giuliani also voted at the Long Island polling place.
 
2021-01-19 2:28:14 AM  

syrynxx: It's hard to further embarrass a man who's had hair dye running down his face at a landscaping company press conference.



The hair dye and landscaping press conferences were not one in the same, Jane.
 
2021-01-19 2:31:39 AM  

aleister_greynight: So they found a voting, fraud.


No, a fraud voting.
 
2021-01-19 3:11:59 AM  

syrynxx: It's hard to further embarrass a man who's had hair dye running down his face at a landscaping company press conference.


They were two separate fark-ups. The Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco remains my personal high-point of the year 2020. I'd read that there was a press conference at the Four Seasons and it took me about 30 minutes while farking to understand that the references to a landscaping business were real as more photos and evidence rolled in. By the end of it, I was just about on the floor. The location plus Rudy screaming that courts determine elections, not voting results was amazing and a sign it was all over for Trump.

Two months later folks who couldn't accept this attempted a coup so obviously there's that, but what an end to a Presidency. By a lawyer in a gravel lot at a Philly landscaping business. Unprecedented but also prefabricated.
 
2021-01-19 3:12:17 AM  

buravirgil: syrynxx: It's hard to further embarrass a man who's had hair dye running down his face at a landscaping company press conference.


The hair dye and landscaping press conferences were not one in the same, Jane.


Not literally, but in spirit.
 
2021-01-19 3:15:11 AM  

padraig: cretinbob: I had a realization earlier that Trump is going to be tied up in court until he dies, and Rudy will be his only attorney...until he gets disbarred.

If Trump has to use a government-appointed attorney, I'll have a stiffy the height of the Trump Tower.

/And I'll point out to him that's it's STILL not the highest stiffy in New York.


Oh yeah...public defender...I forgot....lol
 
2021-01-19 3:21:40 AM  

HighOnCraic: See?!  He TOLD you there was voter fraud!!!


Trump and Melania also voted fraudulently in Florida (and did so by mail), claiming their residence is Mar-A-Lago, where they're not legally allowed to live, just stay for up to three non-consecutive weeks.
 
2021-01-19 4:57:30 AM  
I keep wondering, what's the pay-off? There's gotta be something worthwhile to continuously look stupid and double down. I guess I'm just not stupid enough to realize just what it could be.
 
2021-01-19 9:15:24 AM  
Because intellectual consistency is so valuable to Republicans.
 
2021-01-19 9:21:35 AM  
Proving Republican hypocrisy is on the same level as proving water is wet.
 
2021-01-19 9:24:08 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Because intellectual consistency is so valuable to Republicans.


I heard from some Republicans that Biden has turned america into a dystopia as evidence by the massive military lock down around his inauguration and no crowds allowed to attend.

Looks like a real check mark to those library yards.

/S
 
2021-01-19 10:30:09 AM  
And trump voted by mail. All of this is beyond predictable.
 
2021-01-19 10:51:59 AM  
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Christ almighty!  He committed voter fraud by voting provisionally in Manhattan while admitting that his home is in Long Island, forgetting that he registered there, because nobody else could do it FOR him, and then goes to court around the country making baseless claims of voter fraud and attacking provisional ballots on behalf of a man who also committed voter fraud by voting absentee by COURIER, claiming a country club that he is not allowed to reside in as his home.
 
2021-01-19 11:58:51 AM  
Well, I'm afraid this means I can't certify New York's election results and Trump is king for life.
 
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