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2021-01-18 6:17:03 PM  
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2021-01-18 6:24:22 PM  
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2021-01-18 6:30:50 PM  
They're going to laugh at you...they're going to laugh at you.
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Oh...wait that was last week.
 
2021-01-18 6:43:16 PM  
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That's goddamned hysterical
 
2021-01-18 6:44:35 PM  
This is my hope.  That his "farewell ceremony" will look like all those protests at state capitols over the weekend, with participants far outnumbered by the security forces sent to contain them.  I want that everlasting visual of Trump doing the walk of shame, with no one there to celebrate him, trudging up the stairs in the scattered flurries as a section of 4th-string camera operators capture the moment to be shown on the evening news, but not live.

I want him to know he is irrelevant, he is defeated, nobody cares about him.  I want him to feel the ineffable loss, in the dawning realization that he f*cked it all up himself.  I want him alone and frightened.
 
2021-01-18 7:34:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: This is my hope.  That his "farewell ceremony" will look like all those protests at state capitols over the weekend, with participants far outnumbered by the security forces sent to contain them.  I want that everlasting visual of Trump doing the walk of shame, with no one there to celebrate him, trudging up the stairs in the scattered flurries as a section of 4th-string camera operators capture the moment to be shown on the evening news, but not live.

I want him to know he is irrelevant, he is defeated, nobody cares about him.  I want him to feel the ineffable loss, in the dawning realization that he f*cked it all up himself.  I want him alone and frightened.


Nah.  They'll ship in a bunch of scruffy MAGAts in camo, cargo shorts, and flip flops.
 
2021-01-18 7:42:19 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I want him to know he is irrelevant, he is defeated, nobody cares about him.  I want him to feel the ineffable loss, in the dawning realization that he f*cked it all up himself.  I want him alone and frightened.


Personally, I hope that it is somehow/somewhat physically painful as well.
 
2021-01-18 7:59:18 PM  
 
2021-01-18 8:08:33 PM  
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2021-01-18 8:34:55 PM  
Meh, one of the few idiots left found an outdated donor list and is working off that. They probably didn't even look at the names.

I really hope this sucker will be covered live.  It's got all the hallmarks of an especially Trumpian failure. Golden escalator to kick his predesency off?  Hopefully the twisted swine trips and falls down the stairs a la Gerald Ford the last time he gets off AF1. It would be the only fitting way to end it.

/Bye schmucko. I look forward to reading about all your imminent troubles in the near future.
 
2021-01-18 8:38:37 PM  
Lotta White House staff going to get ordered into civvies I'mma bet...
 
2021-01-18 9:08:01 PM  
So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.
 
2021-01-18 9:25:41 PM  

spongeboob: So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.


I keep hoping they miscalculate and AF1 is in mid-air when Biden takes the oath, so Biden can look into the camera and order the plane to New York so he can be arrested and charged.
 
2021-01-18 9:28:14 PM  

spongeboob: So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.


Or they screw up the timing & are over NC when they have to put down at Pope AFB & kick him off...
 
2021-01-18 9:43:13 PM  
Any of the above will do just fine.

I'm worried about uncle joe and Kamala but I think things will be ok.

I'm more interested in watching trump. It could really be epic.
 
2021-01-18 9:43:21 PM  
He is asking people to show up in the pitch dark and freezing cold and stand on the tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base from 6:00am to 7:15am as he is scheduled to show up at 8am. The sun doesn't even rise until 7:30.
 
2021-01-18 9:53:03 PM  
Oh, let's see what's on the schedule for President Trump tomorrow, his last full day in office:

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It has been determined that was a lie.
He spent the day eating hamberders and yelling at the TV.
 
2021-01-18 10:05:44 PM  
you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted
 
2021-01-18 10:07:36 PM  

Walker: He is asking people to show up in the pitch dark and freezing cold and stand on the tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base from 6:00am to 7:15am as he is scheduled to show up at 8am. The sun doesn't even rise until 7:30.


Trump? Be there at 8am?

*snert* I assume this ia a joke they're playing on the noob reporters?
 
2021-01-18 10:08:27 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


Your concern is duly ignored.
 
2021-01-18 10:08:40 PM  
< wellbye.j

/ he doesn't even merit finishing the half-assing of posting the image
// or all three
 
2021-01-18 10:09:08 PM  

hubiestubert: Lotta White House staff going to get ordered into civvies I'mma bet...


It's the last day, when your disgraced, twice-impeached, and widely mocked boss who may soon be in criminal court is trying to goad you into being a public spectacle.  I'd just hide or flat out say no.  I assume any of the career WH staff can just say no due to work reasons, and if you're a Trump staffer why are you even coming to work (unless you're all in on the flavor aid)
 
2021-01-18 10:09:27 PM  
Never not funny

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The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol
 
2021-01-18 10:10:43 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


As long as the farking guy still has the title we're not done with him. And once he's gone the NY Attorney General gets his turn with him. All things being equal, I'd imagine your hero would prefer the kid glove treatment he gets from us, so shut up and take it because it gets worse for your boy from here.
 
2021-01-18 10:10:55 PM  

erik-k: Walker: He is asking people to show up in the pitch dark and freezing cold and stand on the tarmac at Andrews Air Force Base from 6:00am to 7:15am as he is scheduled to show up at 8am. The sun doesn't even rise until 7:30.

Trump? Be there at 8am?

*snert* I assume this ia a joke they're playing on the noob reporters?


Well he has to get to south Florida before Noon, as the plane is no longer his after that time, so he has no choice but to leave early.
 
2021-01-18 10:11:08 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


And yet here you are
 
2021-01-18 10:11:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: spongeboob: So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.

I keep hoping they miscalculate and AF1 is in mid-air when Biden takes the oath, so Biden can look into the camera and order the plane to New York so he can be arrested and charged.


Awesome fantasy.

Almost better than sending them with "maintenance issues" to a small island without a lot of press to record any accident that might happen.
 
2021-01-18 10:12:25 PM  
So that is the origin story of that...picture. I wonder how gay RJ made it.
 
2021-01-18 10:12:56 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


Yeah, I think we've earned this.
 
2021-01-18 10:13:21 PM  
Come on people! Show up! You get free COVID!
 
2021-01-18 10:13:25 PM  

New Rising Sun: hubiestubert: Lotta White House staff going to get ordered into civvies I'mma bet...

It's the last day, when your disgraced, twice-impeached, and widely mocked boss who may soon be in criminal court is trying to goad you into being a public spectacle.  I'd just hide or flat out say no.  I assume any of the career WH staff can just say no due to work reasons, and if you're a Trump staffer why are you even coming to work (unless you're all in on the flavor aid)


When I was at The Mouse, Security was told one day to go to a certain location to provide a "presence" for some VIP or other. (It was a long time ago, so I forget the details)

I don't know about anyone else, but I was "busy" at the time. Darn.
 
2021-01-18 10:13:43 PM  

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kaitlancollins: Anthony Scaramucci says he was invited to President Trump's farewell ceremony Wednesday, which he takes as a sign the White House is desperate to bulk up the guest list. "Trust me, that had to be a mass email if one of them got sent to me," he tells @InsideEdition.


If they really want to increase the crowd, they're going to have to get all the Melanias to attend.
 
2021-01-18 10:13:53 PM  
I love it.  He's not even gone and people are trying to brush him under the rug.
 
2021-01-18 10:16:21 PM  

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I mean, there's always a chance they invited Scaramucci because Trump picked the soldiers for the 21-gun salute, and they were going to aim at him...
 
2021-01-18 10:16:54 PM  

spongeboob: So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.


Saw a story/comment here yesterday that says he hasn't had any maintenance done on his plane in 4 years, and it needs a new engine (that is not even available).  It's like he was counting on never needing it again, or just too cheap to pay up-keep.
 
2021-01-18 10:17:17 PM  
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2021-01-18 10:18:01 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Never not funny

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The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol


And they'll each get a sliver of cake.
 
2021-01-18 10:18:01 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Never not funny

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The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol


What worse 3 people at your birthday party
Or 23 people and 20 of them don't want photographic evidence of them being at your party and all crowd into the corner of the room behind the camerawoman
 
2021-01-18 10:18:28 PM  

Walker: Oh, let's see what's on the schedule for President Trump tomorrow, his last full day in office:

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It has been determined that was a lie.
He spent the day eating hamberders and yelling at the TV.


Honestly, more like giving it to Ivanka one more time in the Lincoln Bedroom while Jared had to watch.  When he finished, he just broke down in tears in front of both of them knowing that he'll never be able to degrade the White House like that ever again.
 
2021-01-18 10:19:06 PM  
I remember when Bush left, the Mall was full of people singing "Hey Hey Hey, Good-Bye".

That's not going to happen but I would love it if the White House domestic and security staff got together and began singing that as Dolt45 walked out to Marine One for the last time.
 
2021-01-18 10:19:39 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Never not funny

[Fark user image image 425x566]

The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol


15-20 people?  So a gangbang!  Nice!
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2021-01-18 10:20:14 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Never not funny

[Fark user image 425x566]

The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol


Never knew that was Kirk C.  Makes the meme even better.  Much better than those 'subs'.
 
2021-01-18 10:20:41 PM  
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2021-01-18 10:21:04 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


Counterpoint: The asshole is president for like 40 more hours.
 
2021-01-18 10:21:31 PM  

moothemagiccow: you guys ever gonna farking let go of trump
jesus christ
the asshole's president for like 40 more hours, shut the fark up unless he's being prosecuted


No, I will not STFU. And I hope it annoys you.
 
2021-01-18 10:22:30 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I love it.  He's not even gone and people are trying to brush him under the rug.


Wait until next week

Jeez he's not president anymore can't you.guys let it go

With a side of you're just giving him the attention he wants , just let him Dade into obscurity if you really want him to suffer
 
2021-01-18 10:23:10 PM  
Party Girl
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The farewell party at the White House?
 
2021-01-18 10:23:40 PM  

hubiestubert: Lotta White House staff going to get ordered into civvies I'mma bet...


Is there even enough staff left for that? I had thought that most had left or were fired already, and are realizing that working for the Trump White House is having a negative effect on their search for new work...
 
2021-01-18 10:24:13 PM  

notmyjab: spongeboob: So if I'm following in the last couple  of three days it has been reported that Trump is staying until Wednesday so he can take off in Air Force One when he is still president without asking Biden's permission
I for one hope his staff miscalculates and he doesn't get on Air Force One until after Biden is sworn in and he has to decide between booking his own plane and swallowing his pride and asking Biden if he can please fly on Air Force One last time.

Saw a story/comment here yesterday that says he hasn't had any maintenance done on his plane in 4 years, and it needs a new engine (that is not even available).  It's like he was counting on never needing it again, or just too cheap to pay up-keep.


They are looking for an engine for one take off and landing
Seriously
https://simpleflying.com/trump-boeing​-​757-engine-search/
 
2021-01-18 10:24:31 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Never not funny

[Fark user image 425x566]

The lady who posted the picture was mortified it became a meme and defended it by saying there are 15-20 people behind the camera

To split those 3 foot longs

lol


Just don't eat the brownies.
 
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