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2021-01-18 6:15:05 PM  
21 votes:
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2021-01-18 9:47:31 PM  
17 votes:
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2021-01-18 8:46:43 PM  
17 votes:
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2021-01-18 5:17:56 PM  
16 votes:
I'm beginning to think that Trump is not going to release his Health Care Plan.
 
2021-01-18 6:45:14 PM  
15 votes:
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2021-01-18 9:50:59 PM  
12 votes:
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2021-01-18 6:25:57 PM  
12 votes:
Reuters:

President Trump is expected to lift coronavirus-related travel restrictions starting Jan. 26.
 
2021-01-18 7:21:42 PM  
10 votes:

Cornelis de Gyselaer: BDR459: The Senate comes back into session tomorrow correct?

The 19th


The day currently known as tomorrow then.
 
2021-01-18 6:20:13 PM  
10 votes:
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2021-01-18 5:18:55 PM  
10 votes:
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2021-01-18 9:59:05 PM  
9 votes:
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2021-01-18 9:23:37 PM  
9 votes:
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2021-01-18 6:16:54 PM  
9 votes:
Well, lets just say that what transpired at the vet could probably only be described as traumatic for all involved.
Poor ladies didn't know what they were getting into.
Left the place coverd in clumps of Derp and cat pee, but she got her shots in at least. Next time we get drugs and lace her food up that morning because holy shiat there is a reason I had put this off for so long.
 
2021-01-18 5:13:49 PM  
8 votes:
I'm still so angry I'm using terms like "inconsiderate inconsideration".  That's how pissed I am.
 
2021-01-19 9:48:39 AM  
7 votes:
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Watches. Every. Show.
 
2021-01-18 10:15:07 PM  
7 votes:
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/could be referring to anything...
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-01-19 3:22:50 AM  
6 votes:
Yoinked from another thread, because I can't stop laughing at it.

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2021-01-18 10:40:04 PM  
6 votes:
Pardon you, fark you, pardon you, you're cool, pardon you and fark you, I'm out!
 
2021-01-18 10:23:16 PM  
6 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: 4 pt thread
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/s​tatus/1351251553823432707

The president has continued to tell advisers and allies he really won the election, with less than 48 hours to go before he leaves office. On the current GOP rift, the president's anger is with every Republican who voted for impeachment but singular for McCarthy, aides say.


How mad would you be if they all rigged their own elections (Collins, McConnell, Graham leap to mind), but didn't bother with Dear Leader since his liabilities weren't worth the effort?
 
2021-01-18 9:27:33 PM  
6 votes:

Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: The Mooch is back?

the mooch never really left us.


Must have found the cure for Boneitus
 
2021-01-18 9:16:56 PM  
6 votes:
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/kind of a dick move to position the press in the reflecting pool
 
2021-01-18 7:58:48 PM  
6 votes:

Cornelis de Gyselaer: spaztic lv6 cleric: Unbridled Apathy: LINDELL DOUBLES DOWN
https://www.twitter.com/KateNocera/sta​tus/1351297019516772357

"The My Pillow CEO responds and tells @UrsulaPerano @axios : "I want Dominion to put up their lawsuit because we have 100% evidence that China and other countries used their machines to steal the election."  https://t.co/guBEq88M63"

This'll be fun.

Dominion* ain't playing


* Dominion Voting Machines and Pillow Co.
 
2021-01-18 6:41:45 PM  
6 votes:
 
2021-01-18 5:38:24 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-01-19 12:14:20 AM  
5 votes:
in honor of subster mentioning history in teh headline:


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2021-01-18 10:16:12 PM  
5 votes:
4 pt thread
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/​s​tatus/1351251553823432707

The president has continued to tell advisers and allies he really won the election, with less than 48 hours to go before he leaves office. On the current GOP rift, the president's anger is with every Republican who voted for impeachment but singular for McCarthy, aides say.
 
2021-01-18 7:01:23 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-18 6:33:23 PM  
5 votes:
LINDELL DOUBLES DOWN
https://www.twitter.com/KateNocera/st​a​tus/1351297019516772357

"The My Pillow CEO responds and tells @UrsulaPerano @axios : "I want Dominion to put up their lawsuit because we have 100% evidence that China and other countries used their machines to steal the election."  https://t.co/guBEq88M63"
 
2021-01-18 6:29:34 PM  
5 votes:

JulieAzel626: Reuters:

President Trump is expected to lift coronavirus-related travel restrictions starting Jan. 26.


He...does realize he won't be the President then...right?
 
2021-01-18 6:11:55 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-01-19 3:01:58 PM  
4 votes:
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/st​a​tus/1351615266875179011?s=20

"News - Several Republicans alleged to have been involved in the rally that preceded the deadly riot have sought clemency from Trump, but after meeting w/ his legal advisers for hours Saturday, the president isn't expected to pardon them. W
@Kevinliptakcnn"


NAMES. NOW.
 
2021-01-18 8:42:54 PM  
4 votes:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politi​c​s/wyoming-gop-chairman-floats-secessio​n-after-cheney-votes-to-impeach-trump/​ar-BB1cRT26

A top Republican official in Wyoming floated the idea of seceding from the United States after a high-profile member of his party from the Cowboy State embraced the impeachment of President Trump.
 
2021-01-19 3:12:25 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-01-19 2:53:23 PM  
3 votes:
 
2021-01-19 1:38:36 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-01-18 11:03:19 PM  
3 votes:
Trump schedule for this final full day in office.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/​1​351355297441443845?s=20
 
2021-01-18 9:20:32 PM  
3 votes:

BDR459: [YouTube video: Blazing Saddles (3/10) Movie CLIP - Harrumphing with the Governor (1974) HD]


I would ha her rumphs.
 
2021-01-18 7:26:50 PM  
3 votes:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BDR459: The Senate comes back into session tomorrow correct?

The 19th

The day currently known as tomorrow then.


My time sensor is inoperable due to dilation issues stemming from the last four decades that began in 2016
 
2021-01-18 5:05:33 PM  
3 votes:
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/junior sporting 3%er merch
 
2021-01-19 4:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
https://www.twitter.com/morningmoneyb​e​n/status/1351619334481846277

"Trump said if Biden won "the stock market will crash." The stock market had other ideas."
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2021-01-19 3:42:28 PM  
2 votes:
NBC News:

Facebook has no plan in place to lift the indefinite suspension on President Trump's Facebook account following his departure from the White House on Wednesday, sources familiar with the company's plans say. https://t.co/6C55UnR1S9 - @DylanByers
 
2021-01-19 3:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-19 3:05:24 PM  
2 votes:

the_innkeeper: https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/st​a​tus/1351615266875179011?s=20

"News - Several Republicans alleged to have been involved in the rally that preceded the deadly riot have sought clemency from Trump, but after meeting w/ his legal advisers for hours Saturday, the president isn't expected to pardon them. W
@Kevinliptakcnn"


NAMES. NOW.


That's too bad they won't receive pardons.
 
2021-01-19 1:17:17 PM  
2 votes:
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/yeah, you know, logistically challenging, like honoring our WWII dead when it's raining
 
2021-01-19 12:43:21 PM  
2 votes:
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/13​51584529652322310?s=19

VP Pence is not expected to attend President Trump's sendoff at Joint Air Force Base Andrews tomorrow morning, per White House officials. He is attending the inauguration later in the day, and aides say it would be logistically challenging for the vice president to do both.
 
2021-01-19 12:17:02 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-19 10:59:42 AM  
2 votes:

born_yesterday: G-Ride: born_yesterday: G-Ride: [Fark user image 500x368] [View Full Size image _x_]

Ahoy-hoy gang. It's a nippy 68 degrees here, wet and windy. I spent 6 hours or so at the office today trying to battle a mountain of "paperwork" after I lost 2 critical full timers to retirement recently and no certainty that the positions can be refilled anytime soon.  Did about the same number of hours on Saturday too.

But now I'm home & catted and watching the tube. Officially back to work tomorrow.

I'm jobless.  Whatchoo do?  I got a degree and stuff.

I work in the bowels of higher ed

Well, if you could use someone with a PhD in molecular biology and 20 years of project and data management experience, I'm your man.


No, I think we should go for the Reality TV host.
 
2021-01-19 9:18:20 AM  
2 votes:

G-Ride: 32.5 hours to go.


But fewer hours until the next fark server meltdown
 
2021-01-19 3:30:29 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-19 1:24:20 AM  
2 votes:
https://www.twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/s​t​atus/1351355302311059461

"Can we just refer to 45 as "Florida Man" in headlines from now on?"
 
2021-01-19 12:42:35 AM  
2 votes:

gul_jay: umm... anyone else hear of dominion pillows?


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/close enough for me
//can't wait to sleep with Odo


Stickmangrit needs one of those.
 
2021-01-18 11:26:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-18 11:06:23 PM  
2 votes:

JulieAzel626: Trump schedule for this final full day in office.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1​351355297441443845?s=20


I got his schedule for the next day:

"President Trump farks off"
 
2021-01-18 10:34:45 PM  
2 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: 4 pt thread
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/s​tatus/1351251553823432707

The president has continued to tell advisers and allies he really won the election, with less than 48 hours to go before he leaves office. On the current GOP rift, the president's anger is with every Republican who voted for impeachment but singular for McCarthy, aides say.


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And now, Mary Trump with a close up look at the uniquely damaged psychology of Donald Trump as he rants and raves in a psychopathic melange of conspiracy theories as Melania orders the moving people around.

Case of Diet Coke in the corner so the butler doesn't have to enter the residence. Moving boxes everywhere. Stuffing baubles in his pants.
 
2021-01-18 10:01:18 PM  
2 votes:
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Right at the end of her show?  Larry is going to be horked.
 
2021-01-18 9:22:35 PM  
2 votes:
Meet Vader:

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Maui likes him:

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2021-01-18 9:21:20 PM  
2 votes:
"Please attend, and bring up to FIVE guests.  Ten, fifteen guests...however many flushes it takes."
 
2021-01-18 9:17:14 PM  
2 votes:

tudorgurl: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: How is that even farking possible?!?

You need to be specific
Hopefully this will be better by next month

The NSA appointment. Sorry. A that's pretty much my default response when watching Rachel lately. Lol


They got a lotta shreddin' to do!  Gotta get their guy in there ASAP!
 
2021-01-18 9:04:24 PM  
2 votes:

BDR459: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Nzbhbetw​YFU]


Harumph!
 
2021-01-18 8:23:44 PM  
2 votes:

spaztic lv6 cleric: Cornelis de Gyselaer: spaztic lv6 cleric: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sliding Carp: tudorgurl: My seniors are going to do 1984. That's as far as I've gotten with them. LOL

May I suggest "Travels with Charley", and maybe "Cannery Row" ?  (let 'em discover "Grapes of Wrath" on their own)

Cannery Row is the only thing worth a damn from him

Hmmmmm.....
/Agree to disagree

Yes I know Im the iconoclast here

Haven't read travels with Charley
Its got a dog maybe I'll give it a pass

No love for Grapes of Wrath?

Or The Pastures Of Heaven?
/East of Eden.... Sweet Thursday?
/\granted his love sonnet to Zapata was revisionist fondling at best


East of. Eden was meh
Sweet Thursday another not read
No I haven't read all of them since. I do not like his. Stuff
 
2021-01-18 7:53:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-01-18 7:28:15 PM  
2 votes:

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BDR459: The Senate comes back into session tomorrow correct?

The 19th

The day currently known as tomorrow then.


Formerly known as today.
 
2021-01-18 7:23:36 PM  
2 votes:
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Only two more days.  TWO MORE DAYS.  Hey Maddies.
 
2021-01-18 7:23:33 PM  
2 votes:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I think I've found a Maddite approved protester:
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What do you think?
 
2021-01-18 5:03:46 PM  
2 votes:

the_innkeeper: Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.


Or eat them
 
2021-01-18 4:50:05 PM  
2 votes:

HedlessChickn: tudorgurl: the_innkeeper: Less than 48 hours.

thank. farking. gods.

shut. it. nanci.

<3


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2021-01-19 6:20:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-19 3:38:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-19 3:30:41 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: JulieAzel626: Jim Acosta:

WH has sent out excerpts from Trump's video address which will be released at 4p. In the excerpts Trump says: "This week, we inaugurate a new Administration and pray for its success in keeping America safe and prosperous."

More from Jim Acosta:

Trump does not take responsibility for siege at Capitol and does not admit he lost according to the excerpts released thus far.


I think I finally see his end game: "all these criminal charges against me from the Biden administration should be dismissed because Joe didn't legitimately win the election."
 
2021-01-19 3:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-19 3:15:45 PM  
1 vote:
https://twitter.com/seungminkim/statu​s​/1351622022938374144?s=19

Excerpt from Trump's farewell speech, as released by the White House:

"Now, as I prepare to hand power over to a new administration at Noon on Wednesday, I want you to know that the movement we started is only just beginning."
 
2021-01-19 2:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
https://www.twitter.com/srl/status/13​5​1582642135830529
"GOP chair of the Gwinnett County elections board on why she wants GA legislature to impose new restrictions on voting. "They don't have to change all of them, but they've got to change the major parts of them so that we at least have a shot at winning."  https://t.co/8FaeKWNN0W"
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https://www.twitter.com/GaddieWindage​/​status/1351583200771002370
"@srl This is a textbook example of 'intent' in the totality of circumstances test in a successful Section 2 VRA claim against a state or local election practice."
 
2021-01-19 1:58:45 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: KABC-TV:

Three Beverly Hills residents arrested in connection with U.S. Capitol insurrection.


this was not a bunch of poor Americans
This was the Brooks Brothers Riot of 2021
 
2021-01-19 1:42:23 PM  
1 vote:

clodcomplex: Auntie Cheesus: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 592x112]
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That's the dumbass lawyer that got fired for being a seditious little turd on the 6th.

I mean... it's a dumbass lawyer that got fired for being a seditious little turd on the 6th.


You'd think that Goosehead Insurance might be a bit pissed at him including their name on his quasi-legal filing. If only they had hired a competent lawyer.
 
2021-01-19 12:54:43 PM  
1 vote:
 
2021-01-19 12:27:48 PM  
1 vote:
https://www.twitter.com/ryanstruyk/st​a​tus/1351554068129476612

"Will get vaccinated via NPR/PBS/Marist poll:
79% Biden voters
75% Democrats
71% White college
60% White
60% men
58% all Americans
55% women
55% non-White
54% independents
53% White non-college
45% White evangelical Christians
43% Republicans
39% Trump voters"
 
2021-01-19 12:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
 
2021-01-19 11:57:51 AM  
1 vote:

Helloblue: I did a rotisserie prime rib roast with a pre-rub in the Showtime Rotisserie this past Christmas. It turned out really well. I haven't tried it in the air fryer yet.


"Set it and forget it"
 
2021-01-19 11:03:12 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just watching 2020 news blooper video.  This one stands out.

How I'm Handling Online Teaching (Original Video)
Youtube Zy_y9yOrgxk
 
2021-01-19 3:23:48 AM  
1 vote:
Can confirm that it was "chilly" today. In my part of the island chain, I took this at Noon:
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Brrrrrr. I wore sweatpants all day.
 
2021-01-18 11:09:43 PM  
1 vote:
Drone sales up by 300% since the election. I wonder what's going on?
 
2021-01-18 11:05:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-01-18 9:22:10 PM  
1 vote:

Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: Rach needs a drink tonight.

We all do.


Yeah, but some of the stuff she's reading... this is stuff you usually hear from the drunk at the end of the bar.
 
2021-01-18 9:01:46 PM  
1 vote:
Blazing Saddles (3/10) Movie CLIP - Harrumphing with the Governor (1974) HD
Youtube NzbhbetwYFU
 
2021-01-18 8:27:36 PM  
1 vote:

Cornelis de Gyselaer: spaztic lv6 cleric: Cornelis de Gyselaer: spaztic lv6 cleric: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sliding Carp: tudorgurl: My seniors are going to do 1984. That's as far as I've gotten with them. LOL

May I suggest "Travels with Charley", and maybe "Cannery Row" ?  (let 'em discover "Grapes of Wrath" on their own)

Cannery Row is the only thing worth a damn from him

Hmmmmm.....
/Agree to disagree

Yes I know Im the iconoclast here

Haven't read travels with Charley
Its got a dog maybe I'll give it a pass

No love for Grapes of Wrath?

Or The Pastures Of Heaven?
/East of Eden.... Sweet Thursday?
/\granted his love sonnet to Zapata was revisionist fondling at best

East of. Eden was meh
Sweet Thursday another not read
No I haven't read all of them since. I do not like his. Stuff


Ooh.... Forgot Of Mice and Men.

Start with a palate cleanser of James F. Cooper.  that shait makes everything look great in comparison.
 
2021-01-18 7:59:26 PM  
1 vote:

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2021-01-18 7:26:58 PM  
1 vote:
And I'm going to post ponies... AND TRANSFORMERS!!!
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2021-01-18 6:17:34 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: Well, lets just say that what transpired at the vet could probably only be described as traumatic for all involved.
Poor ladies didn't know what they were getting into.
Left the place coverd in clumps of Derp and cat pee, but she got her shots in at least. Next time we get drugs and lace her food up that morning because holy shiat there is a reason I had put this off for so long.


So your cat is a. Ninja
 
2021-01-18 6:09:17 PM  
1 vote:
Go ahead and make fund of me now.

I bought 1 powerball and 1 megamillions ticket
 
2021-01-18 5:56:31 PM  
1 vote:

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