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2021-01-18 4:02:14 PM  
Less than 48 hours.
 
2021-01-18 4:04:14 PM  
Pardon-a-pallooza scheduled for tomorrow.
 
2021-01-18 4:04:27 PM  
*cat paces angrily*
 
2021-01-18 4:05:38 PM  
Eatin' popcorn and doin' paperwork on my day off.  Wheeee.  Hoping we get through these next couple of days without violence.
 
2021-01-18 4:06:06 PM  
Hey hey
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2021-01-18 4:06:22 PM  
CNN:

Instead of being greeted by their predecessors Wednesday, as is tradition, Joe and Jill Biden will be met by the White House chief usher.
 
2021-01-18 4:07:10 PM  
CNN

More than 40,000 people in Florida who received their first dose of Covid-19 vaccine are overdue for their second dose, the health department says
 
2021-01-18 4:07:36 PM  
A rare day of heavy rain on my part of the island. It's easier to work when to weather outside is like this :)
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It's a very peaceful day here.
 
2021-01-18 4:07:52 PM  
The New York Times:

Dominion sends a legal letter to Mike Lindell, the latest in a series to people like Powell and Giuliani over their false claims about the machines.
 
2021-01-18 4:12:03 PM  

the_innkeeper: Less than 48 hours.


thank. farking. gods.
 
2021-01-18 4:12:33 PM  
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Howdy all, I have to take my cat in to get shots and she is evil so I am not looking forward to that at all.
Hope everyone had a great weekend!
2 days. 2 long ass days. May get a bottle of champagne for Wednesday just because.
 
2021-01-18 4:12:50 PM  

Restless Lip Syndrome: A rare day of heavy rain on my part of the island. It's easier to work when to weather outside is like this :)
[Fark user image 425x239] It's a very peaceful day here.


I can't wait for a rainy day. We're supposed to get some good rain on Thursday. Trying to figure out a way to stay home and teach that day... LOL
 
2021-01-18 4:25:51 PM  
Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.
 
2021-01-18 4:29:10 PM  

the_innkeeper: Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.


I read somewhere that they literally had to hire people to scotch tape everything he tore up because that's what he does.

I would hate to work for his "library."
 
2021-01-18 4:29:49 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/us/reb​e​kah-jones-data-scientist-surrender/ind​ex.html

FLA Data Scientist Rebekah Jones surrenders herself on arrest warrant. Also now has COVID
 
2021-01-18 4:33:53 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/18/us/reb​e​kah-jones-data-scientist-surrender/ind​ex.html

FLA Data Scientist Rebekah Jones surrenders herself on arrest warrant. Also now has COVID


gods protect her...jesus.
 
2021-01-18 4:35:27 PM  

tudorgurl: the_innkeeper: Less than 48 hours.

thank. farking. gods.


shut. it. nanci.

<3
 
2021-01-18 4:50:05 PM  

HedlessChickn: tudorgurl: the_innkeeper: Less than 48 hours.

thank. farking. gods.

shut. it. nanci.

<3


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2021-01-18 4:58:09 PM  
3 stores today. Saw bout 100 people. Only 1 chin bra. Nobody maskless.

I'm shocked.
 
2021-01-18 5:03:46 PM  

the_innkeeper: Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.


Or eat them
 
2021-01-18 5:03:46 PM  
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I took the screenshot because I thought the "46m" looked nice near that 45 hours.
 
2021-01-18 5:04:20 PM  

freakay: the_innkeeper: Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.

I read somewhere that they literally had to hire people to scotch tape everything he tore up because that's what he does.

I would hate to work for his "library."


I'm a real librarian
I'd die first
 
2021-01-18 5:05:33 PM  
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/junior sporting 3%er merch
 
2021-01-18 5:07:26 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: freakay: the_innkeeper: Remember, folks, destruction of documents is a crime.

And I am pretty sure that Team D2S has been trying like all hell to burn them all.

I read somewhere that they literally had to hire people to scotch tape everything he tore up because that's what he does.

I would hate to work for his "library."

I'm a real librarian
I'd die first


He'll be hiring Kayleigh and Tomi types anyway
 
2021-01-18 5:11:14 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:12:42 PM  

freddyV: 3 stores today. Saw bout 100 people. Only 1 chin bra. Nobody maskless.

I'm shocked.


Saw a woman maskless on a treadmill at the gym.  Not chin diaper, not uselessly off the nose, no mask at all.  Hell must have frozen over, because one of the gym staff actually enforced the rules against her and told her she had to wear a mask.

The most infuriating part wasn't her inconsiderate and potentially dangerous inconsideration.  After almost a full year of lockdowns and mask orders, she tried to pretend that she didn't know.  That's what got my blood boiling.  The f*cking nerve to act surprised and a bit offended to be asked to put her mask on

These people are f*cking insufferable.

In any case, I'm looking into weightless workouts and some equipment I can get cheap (being unemployed and all).  COVID isn't just "still going on", it's as bad as it's ever been you goddamn maskless morons, and it's still getting worse. Goddamn, what pieces of absolute sh*t.
 
2021-01-18 5:13:31 PM  

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/junior sporting 3%er merch


Enemy Combatant
 
2021-01-18 5:13:49 PM  
I'm still so angry I'm using terms like "inconsiderate inconsideration".  That's how pissed I am.
 
2021-01-18 5:15:48 PM  

freddyV: 3 stores today. Saw bout 100 people. Only 1 chin bra. Nobody maskless.

I'm shocked.


Nice

This place is still terrible about that.
 
2021-01-18 5:17:56 PM  
I'm beginning to think that Trump is not going to release his Health Care Plan.
 
2021-01-18 5:18:55 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:21:15 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:25:39 PM  
https://www.twitter.com/Taniel/status​/​1351201135445614596

"big news in Virginia: a bill to abolish the death penalty passed the state Senate's Judiciary Committee, 10-4.
All Democrats voted yes. And one Republican voted yes.
(Just a year ago, the bill had failed in the same committee. So this was one of the clear obstacles.)"
 
2021-01-18 5:30:36 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:31:52 PM  

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A racist sixth grader.
 
2021-01-18 5:38:24 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:56:31 PM  

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2021-01-18 6:09:17 PM  
Go ahead and make fund of me now.

I bought 1 powerball and 1 megamillions ticket
 
2021-01-18 6:11:55 PM  
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2021-01-18 6:11:55 PM  

freddyV: Go ahead and make fund of me now.

I bought 1 powerball and 1 megamillions ticket


Sir, I will not.
 
2021-01-18 6:12:49 PM  
I miss that show so much
 
2021-01-18 6:13:23 PM  
Parler Origins (what we know).
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/13​2​7253991936454663.html
Thread by @davetroy: So let's talk about Parler. Where did it come from? Founder John Matze met his now wife, Alina Mukhutdinova, in May 15, 2016 in Las Vegas. Alina is from Kazan, Russia. She was on......

TL/DR
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
 
2021-01-18 6:13:54 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: freddyV: Go ahead and make fund of me now.

I bought 1 powerball and 1 megamillions ticket

Sir, I will not.


I actually spend 4 bucks every other week.
I play with a little old lady here in town. She buys the other week.

Once a month we get together and have coffee and check out tickets.
Good entertainment and good company for $8 a month.
 
2021-01-18 6:15:05 PM  
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2021-01-18 6:16:54 PM  
Well, lets just say that what transpired at the vet could probably only be described as traumatic for all involved.
Poor ladies didn't know what they were getting into.
Left the place coverd in clumps of Derp and cat pee, but she got her shots in at least. Next time we get drugs and lace her food up that morning because holy shiat there is a reason I had put this off for so long.
 
2021-01-18 6:17:34 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Well, lets just say that what transpired at the vet could probably only be described as traumatic for all involved.
Poor ladies didn't know what they were getting into.
Left the place coverd in clumps of Derp and cat pee, but she got her shots in at least. Next time we get drugs and lace her food up that morning because holy shiat there is a reason I had put this off for so long.


So your cat is a. Ninja
 
2021-01-18 6:20:13 PM  
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2021-01-18 6:23:26 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Well, lets just say that what transpired at the vet could probably only be described as traumatic for all involved.
Poor ladies didn't know what they were getting into.
Left the place coverd in clumps of Derp and cat pee, but she got her shots in at least. Next time we get drugs and lace her food up that morning because holy shiat there is a reason I had put this off for so long.


Ever tried the clothespin trick?  If it works, it works.  If she's not too old.
 
2021-01-18 6:23:40 PM  
I buy 1 megamillion and 1 powerball every play. With the jackpots this large (anything over 300M), though, I go get three more plays for each game that hasn't hit yet, where one of those plays is 01 02 03 04 05 and a quickpick for the mega number.

The "play every draw" tickets I buy with 8 advance plays, so they're good for a month. It's $40 a month, because it also includes the "super lotto plus" which is only a buck to play and has much smaller jackpots.

It's a simple amusement and cheaper than many other hobbies.
 
2021-01-18 6:25:57 PM  
Reuters:

President Trump is expected to lift coronavirus-related travel restrictions starting Jan. 26.
 
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