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(WWE)   Alexa takes on RAW Women's Champion Asuka. Meanwhile, Randy plots his revenge after Miss Bliss's fireball attack on him. Sonic Boom perhaps? Plus, what's next between Keith Lee & Sheamus while Drew's away? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA   (wwe.com) divider line
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2021-01-18 3:03:38 PM  
A fireball attack? I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the rules at JFK Junior High. Check Milo's book.

/obscure?
 
2021-01-18 6:25:37 PM  
Alexa, set alarm for 6AM

*Alexa responds: alarm set for 6AM
 
2021-01-18 7:57:06 PM  
Keith and Sheamus as tag partners who are hyper-competitive with each other could absolutely work. Call 'em "Team Neapolitan" - book it, done.
 
2021-01-18 8:00:11 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Keith and Sheamus as tag partners who are hyper-competitive with each other could absolutely work. Call 'em "Team Neapolitan" - book it, done.


If you're doing that name, HAS To have Riddle.
 
2021-01-18 8:01:12 PM  

indybill23: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Keith and Sheamus as tag partners who are hyper-competitive with each other could absolutely work. Call 'em "Team Neapolitan" - book it, done.

If you're doing that name, HAS To have Riddle.


Get Shane involved and call it "Team Nepotism".
 
2021-01-18 8:02:18 PM  

indybill23: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Keith and Sheamus as tag partners who are hyper-competitive with each other could absolutely work. Call 'em "Team Neapolitan" - book it, done.

If you're doing that name, HAS To have Riddle.


No. *YOU* may have a need for Riddle in everything, but not all of us do lol

Oh look, here's the annual "Pay no attention to Vince's treatment of minorities" MLK package. These are always great, but then the actions don't match the words.
 
2021-01-18 8:03:02 PM  
WWE should absolutely sell thier video production services to outside companies.

The video packages never disappoint
 
2021-01-18 8:04:33 PM  
This entire video is everything trump supporters despise
 
2021-01-18 8:05:03 PM  
Orton is a Conquistador!
 
2021-01-18 8:06:07 PM  
If Randy was really this burned, he would be popping pills like Pez and passed out 19 hours a day.
 
2021-01-18 8:06:11 PM  

NKURyan: Orton is a Conquistador!


Nah, he tried to enlist with them but he got dishonorably discharged
 
2021-01-18 8:06:28 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Oh look, here's the annual "Pay no attention to Vince's treatment of minorities" MLK package. These are always great, but then the actions don't match the words.


IDK about that.

Kofis championship was handled excellently, except the end of course.  The hurt Business have been in main event storylines, Keith Lee is a main eventer, and champion from all walks of life have been Champion.
 
2021-01-18 8:06:47 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: NKURyan: Orton is a Conquistador!

Nah, he tried to enlist with them but he got dishonorably discharged


Failed bag check again, eh?
 
2021-01-18 8:07:38 PM  

isamudyson: If Randy was really this burned, he would be popping pills like Pez and passed out 19 hours a day.


Yup. Burns of that extent involve weeks in a hospital bed.

::Alexa casts "Fireball." Randy fails his wisdom save and takes 8d6 damage::
 
2021-01-18 8:08:30 PM  

isamudyson: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: NKURyan: Orton is a Conquistador!

Nah, he tried to enlist with them but he got dishonorably discharged

Failed bag check again, eh?


He should try going to the capitol, sounds like they don't check bags there.
 
2021-01-18 8:08:51 PM  
What's Randy's least favorite drink?  Fireball.
Least fav band: The Flaming Lips
Most hated TV show: RAW (or Burn Notice)
 
2021-01-18 8:10:16 PM  
Did Randy say he had 1st degree burns? Dude, that's just being in the sun too long.
 
2021-01-18 8:11:03 PM  
Between fireballs, inferno matches, rainbow six night vision and now the mask Randy has been hitting the prop closet pretty hard
 
2021-01-18 8:12:07 PM  
Randy enjoys pain? Quick, someone point a hair dryer set on warm at him.
 
2021-01-18 8:13:20 PM  

isamudyson: Randy enjoys pain? Quick, someone point a hair dryer set on warm at him.


Just put a table in front of him, the rest will sort itself out
 
2021-01-18 8:13:28 PM  
Oh good it's Goldzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
 
2021-01-18 8:14:22 PM  
Why is Mr. Wrestling III opening the show?
 
2021-01-18 8:15:27 PM  
This is Gross
 
2021-01-18 8:15:43 PM  
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2021-01-18 8:16:44 PM  
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2021-01-18 8:17:13 PM  

indybill23: Why is Mr. Wrestling III opening the show?


Because Mr. Wrestling and Mr. Wrestling II are dead?
 
2021-01-18 8:17:58 PM  
Now I want to see limbless Orton in the rumble.
 
2021-01-18 8:18:24 PM  
I'll give Goldberg credit, he's made more appearances than Bork during his runs.
 
2021-01-18 8:21:44 PM  

indybill23: Now I want to see limbless Orton in the rumble.


Closest I can do for now:

FULL MATCH: Casino Battle Royale | AEW: Double or Nothing 2019
Youtube M6C0m9i77W8
 
2021-01-18 8:24:28 PM  
Char should have kept going for the pin. It would have taken Ric at least a 15 count to make the save,
 
2021-01-18 8:30:09 PM  

isamudyson: Char should have kept going for the pin. It would have taken Ric at least a 15 count to make the save,


Methinks you're giving ol' Naitch too much credit for his 40 time lol
 
2021-01-18 8:34:40 PM  
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Damn, Bobby's so strong he can stomp the floor and cause people pain.
 
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Damn, Bobby's so strong he can stomp the floor and cause people pain.


Yeah, that camera angle didn't do that segment any favors.
 
2021-01-18 8:40:14 PM  
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2021-01-18 8:40:44 PM  
X flying solo could be great for him in the long run if Creative gives him the chance. So they probably won't give him a chance, and he'll muddle through some pointless 50/50 booking with the walking dead; aka Retribution
 
2021-01-18 8:47:39 PM  
Jesus Christ, we don't need a camera cut every 1.7 seconds, BBMF
 
2021-01-18 8:49:22 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Jesus Christ, we don't need a camera cut every 1.7 seconds, BBMF


No Kidding! Keep a cameraman on two sides but do most of the match from the hard cam & lay off the close ups too.
 
2021-01-18 8:49:22 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: X flying solo could be great for him in the long run if Creative gives him the chance. So they probably won't give him a chance, and he'll muddle through some pointless 50/50 booking with the walking dead; aka Retribution


I say have him join Retribution and go heel for a while.  Let Kofi Fly solo and Ditch the Unicorns and pop culture stuff.

Wait for the love crowd to have New Day reunite for the massive pop
 
2021-01-18 8:50:35 PM  
Mace and Tbar both seem to have gotten a bit softer in the last few months.
 
2021-01-18 8:51:54 PM  
Retribution is kind of growing on me.
 
2021-01-18 8:52:14 PM  
First degree burns? So uhhhhhh a sunburn?
 
2021-01-18 8:53:03 PM  

NKURyan: Retribution is kind of growing on me.


A z-pak ought to clear that right up
 
2021-01-18 8:53:35 PM  

ZM Punk: Mace and Tbar both seem to have gotten a bit softer in the last few months.


Yep.

NKURyan: Retribution is kind of growing on me.


Talk to your doctor and if you can't afford your medication, AstraZeneca may be able to help.
 
2021-01-18 8:54:20 PM  

indybill23: First degree burns? So uhhhhhh a sunburn?


Been in my head again, I see.
 
2021-01-18 8:57:06 PM  
Did he say "Buck Wild"?

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2021-01-18 8:58:10 PM  
Im sure Trips and Nips thought this was funnier than it's coming across.


Although Hugh Canseeme is pretty good
 
2021-01-18 9:00:31 PM  
OK, I want to see how the WWE is going to do two days of WM.

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2021-01-18 9:01:58 PM  

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I'm thinking that reduced capacity and the people who had tickets from last year will have the option of picking a day to go.
 
2021-01-18 9:02:58 PM  
Alexa's phone when she gets back stage:

Ryan: Hey hun! You know I am not a fan of you bringing your work home Buuuuuuut, could you keep that outfit on? ThX Luv U!
 
2021-01-18 9:05:30 PM  

ZM Punk: isamudyson: OK, I want to see how the WWE is going to do two days of WM.

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I'm thinking that reduced capacity and the people who had tickets from last year will have the option of picking a day to go.


I was thinking more of how would they book it? Mix NXT in with it to fill the card or maybe it's 3 hours a night?
 
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