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(Gothamist)   NYC Fashion Institute of Technology student from Staten Island with not much fashion sense about bragging on the Internets arrested for storming the Capitol   (gothamist.com) divider line
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3326 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2021 at 2:46 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-18 2:10:34 PM  
Nelson has gone hoarse alter the past week and a half

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2021-01-18 2:32:49 PM  
--(o  )^(  o)--
 
2021-01-18 2:52:12 PM  
Wish it was my ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago who got arrested, but she graduated FIT long ago.
 
2021-01-18 2:53:08 PM  
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"This riot has it all: centaurs, neckerchiefs, real estate agents from Dallas and not a Mexican in sight!"
 
2021-01-18 3:03:48 PM  
As a baby-faced fashion student, he'll make lots of friends in prison.
 
2021-01-18 3:04:52 PM  
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2021-01-18 3:05:22 PM  

Cache: As a baby-faced fashion student, he'll make lots of friends in prison.


Federal prison.
 
2021-01-18 3:05:47 PM  
Isn't that the school where you go six figures in debt to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of your life?
 
2021-01-18 3:07:21 PM  
Fashion Institute of Technology??
 
2021-01-18 3:13:58 PM  
Why aren't they hanging these farkers yet?
 
2021-01-18 3:14:59 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


You know, zippers, buttons, Velcro and shoelaces.
 
2021-01-18 3:16:44 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


Their lithium battery powered WiFi sweatpants are a thing of wonder.
 
2021-01-18 3:17:17 PM  

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"This riot has it all: centaurs, neckerchiefs, real estate agents from Dallas and not a Mexican in sight!"


Can we get mexico to build a wall around the capitol now?:)
 
2021-01-18 3:18:28 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


For the people who run the lights and get sandwiches and shiat.
 
2021-01-18 3:19:00 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


I met somebody who went there, and I had the same reaction.  She was the daughter of an engineering professor.

I learned that they actually study the physics of textiles and how different kinds of clothing manufacturing equipment works.  So the name is appropriate.
 
2021-01-18 3:20:25 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


Sure. There's a lot of technology in fashion:  synthetic materials, programmable sewing machines, tons of  A/V stuff.

They're always looking for ways to make it cheaper, better, faster, stronger.  It's also a pretty reputable school. No snark here.
 
2021-01-18 3:21:22 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Isn't that the school where you go six figures in debt to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of your life?


We should forgive all student debt, that way it would be the taxpayer spending six figures so that this guy could skip class to commit insurrection before going to prison and then getting released to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of his life.
 
2021-01-18 3:24:16 PM  
Of course he's from farking Staten island
 
2021-01-18 3:27:37 PM  
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2021-01-18 3:30:03 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


Belts AND suspenders!
 
2021-01-18 3:34:01 PM  
Staten Island fashion?  Is that where they teach you how to coordinate your gold chains?
 
2021-01-18 3:34:30 PM  
Didn't Hitler have a big say in designing the German uniforms?
 
2021-01-18 3:35:09 PM  
Maybe he can design some snappy new prison outfits  ..
 
2021-01-18 3:36:16 PM  

HoratioGates: Didn't Hitler have a big say in designing the German uniforms?


I've heard it said by a far more learned man than I that if you look back through history, those with the snazziest uniforms were always the losers.

Something about misplaced priorities...
 
2021-01-18 3:41:00 PM  
I had a nightmare that my husband got a job on Staten Island.  It was horrible.  I woke up with such relief.
 
2021-01-18 3:42:35 PM  

HoratioGates: Didn't Hitler have a big say in designing the German uniforms?


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2021-01-18 3:44:14 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??

Sure. There's a lot of technology in fashion:  synthetic materials, programmable sewing machines, tons of  A/V stuff.

They're always looking for ways to make it cheaper, better, faster, stronger.  It's also a pretty reputable school. No snark here.


I've always said that there are layers to every business for additional specializations.  People tend to take the face value of a business and not explore the optimization strategies.
 
2021-01-18 3:48:48 PM  
Moncada'a next school, after prison most likely

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2021-01-18 3:50:47 PM  
This story alone is grounds to excise Staten Island from New York City. Not to mention it's Staten Island.
 
2021-01-18 3:57:39 PM  

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I told another tech at work, I was having a tiff with, " ah have some common sense " and was met with a "got fark yourself".

/common sense ain't  so common.
 
2021-01-18 4:03:09 PM  

Shaggy_C: Kalyco Jack: Isn't that the school where you go six figures in debt to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of your life?

We should forgive all student debt, that way it would be the taxpayer spending six figures so that this guy could skip class to commit insurrection before going to prison and then getting released to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of his life.


Agreed. We should forgive all student debt.
 
2021-01-18 4:04:26 PM  
My go to phrase now:

MAGA: My Ass Got Arrested!
 
2021-01-18 4:10:37 PM  

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"This riot has it all: centaurs, neckerchiefs, real estate agents from Dallas and not a Mexican in sight!"


shiatters
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2021-01-18 4:28:51 PM  
Imma Fawshuneesta
 
2021-01-18 5:00:31 PM  
He's be the most fabulous guy in prison. And a little word of advise....

If you drop the soap in the shower, don't pick it up.
 
2021-01-18 5:04:03 PM  
Not everything is fashion oriented at FIT.

Apparently, he was on the FIT Dean's list as an Illustration major.
 
2021-01-18 5:08:59 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Isn't that the school where you go six figures in debt to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of your life?


Actually, since it's part of the SUNY system, it's fairly reasonable (daughter  got her BS there).
 
2021-01-18 5:14:02 PM  

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2021-01-18 5:34:15 PM  
Accounts linked to Moncada have repeatedly posted conspiracy theories about President Trump winning the election.

Why, imagine my total surprise.
 
2021-01-18 5:39:10 PM  
Would anyone like to wager some of his designs are distinctly SS-esque?
 
2021-01-18 6:03:14 PM  
If he get jail time...............better cut that hair. It's no fun being traded for a pack of ramen every night.
 
2021-01-18 6:28:44 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: cheaper, better, faster, stronger.


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2021-01-18 7:37:46 PM  
MAGA Staten Island fashion student with 90's serial killer glasses, pirate hair and a neckerchief that stormed the Capitol?  I'm so tired.   Somebody reset the simulation on their way out please
 
2021-01-18 8:19:17 PM  
So, really, none of these people are going to be charged with "sedition"?  It's all "trespassing" and equally banal and petty crimes?
 
2021-01-18 8:44:47 PM  

scalpod: HoratioGates: Didn't Hitler have a big say in designing the German uniforms?

I've heard it said by a far more learned man than I that if you look back through history, those with the snazziest uniforms were always the losers.

Something about misplaced priorities...


Hugo Boss designed the uniforms.
 
2021-01-18 9:08:50 PM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


Technology  = Applied arts and sciences.

Fashion has always been considered a technical trade. Sure it's more on the design side, but you're still designing something made of a material that has to fit together into a 3D shape for a purpose.

Even the most flamboyant of fashion designers are still well-trained in the physical act and methods of making clothes and the limits of the materials they use.

/ I love visit applied arts and sciences museums.
// V&A all the way.
 
2021-01-18 9:16:24 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Isn't that the school where you go six figures in debt to work dressing mannequins at a Department store for $15 an hour for the rest of your life?


Mrs. Darch graduated from FIT and has had a great career in fashion for decades.
 
2021-01-18 11:35:38 PM  
I'm not really sure how this is a reflection on Staten Island, I think at least two dudes they identified are from Queens and at least one from Brooklyn. Let the borough with no residents at the riot cast the first stone.
 
2021-01-19 12:26:11 AM  
I originally went to a Polytechnical college. A real one, with degrees. They had a fashion department as well. Interestingly, for real practice, they would do things like design lab coats for our chem department. One student designer had a sense of humor, and his lab coat had all sorts of fake acid burns and a rubber policeman sticking out of the breast pocket. lol
 
2021-01-19 3:57:05 AM  

HempHead: Fashion Institute of Technology??


You know, the important things like: "fasten / zip."

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