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(CNN)   Trump Tower defense to stand down, perhaps as soon as end of this week. Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come   (cnn.com) divider line
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433 [TotalFark]
2021-01-18 1:36:19 PM  
"Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come "

What?  What?
 
2021-01-18 2:16:38 PM  
Is Trump Saruman(or sour man) to Putin's Sauron?
Are Trumper's orcs or Urik-hais?
Is Junior or Ivanka Wormtongue
Is McConnell that guy that tries to burn his son alive?
Or is McConnell one of the Ring Wraiths?
Wait is AOC that chick who throws off her mask and says I'm no man?
 
2021-01-18 2:23:04 PM  
If he upgrades his towers to Lightning, it'll help, but that costs 300 Gold per upgrade, so...
 
2021-01-18 4:22:35 PM  
+1 subs. Nice.
 
2021-01-18 4:37:25 PM  
The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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2021-01-18 5:48:54 PM  

433: "Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come "

What?  What?


It's beautiful.
 
2021-01-18 5:49:54 PM  
Top-notch headline
 
2021-01-18 5:51:51 PM  
As the leader of Antifa, just keep it to peeing on any Trump signs on the street and pooping in plants in the lobby.
 
2021-01-18 5:52:10 PM  
Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-01-18 5:52:19 PM  

SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.
 
2021-01-18 5:52:33 PM  
I'm am so sick to death of this shiatshow.

Go, just go.
 
2021-01-18 5:54:17 PM  

433: SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.


He's been in the prison of his ego his entire life, hopefully most of us will escape.
 
2021-01-18 5:55:03 PM  
really though...has any serious plot ever been hatched to attack trump tower beyond what trump's personal day to day security could handle?  (eg someone trying to throw paint on him in the lobby or such)

the idea that someone is going to blow up or burn down a building full of dozens to hundreds of unrelated people just because it has the name trump on the front is...well...frankly its what trumpers would do.  so he's safe from it.
 
2021-01-18 5:56:01 PM  

phrawgh: Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.


See, that's where his brilliance lies. Why should HE pay for it when he can crowdfund it from his stable of rubes stable geniuses.

taps temple
 
2021-01-18 5:56:23 PM  

phrawgh: Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.


sure he could. but he doesnt actually pay his bills.
and funny thing...people who might have to take a bullet for you tend to want at least some money up front.
 
2021-01-18 5:58:07 PM  

oopsboom: really though...has any serious plot ever been hatched to attack trump tower beyond what trump's personal day to day security could handle?  (eg someone trying to throw paint on him in the lobby or such)

the idea that someone is going to blow up or burn down a building full of dozens to hundreds of unrelated people just because it has the name trump on the front is...well...frankly its what trumpers would do.  so he's safe from it.


I don't know, man. I mean, like, someone was pretty pissed at Al Murrah - and no one has even heard of that cat.
 
2021-01-18 5:58:37 PM  
Really will anyone care about or go gunning for this POS after Wednesday? His life will be hell from now until he dies with all the lawsuits and criminal investigations against him. Even if he doesn't go to jail he will be in court a lot.
 
2021-01-18 5:59:12 PM  

433: SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.


Which is why Trump has been totes-OK about being a one termer and losing his protections.
 
2021-01-18 5:59:14 PM  
I just hope there isn't any dlc planned
 
2021-01-18 5:59:18 PM  

phrawgh: Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.


the taxpayer is going to provide him security for the rest of his life.  unless he goes to prison.
 
2021-01-18 5:59:52 PM  

433: SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.


Prison is for the little people.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-01-18 5:59:59 PM  

ChimpMitten: He's been in the prison of his ego his entire life


Most of me will be happy to be rid of him.  A part wants him to suffer and I know already that his life is painful.  What an asshole, what a dickhead, what kind of man?  We know who he is and it's easier to let him suffer, but I do want him to be struck by some serious emotional batons and that's me being angry.  We're all more angry than that, but what a poor, small little man he is now and how much must that hurt him?  Rub salt into it.

F*cking crazy how men like him echo enormous assholes in history.  We remember them as total dicks, and not for anything they ever did.
 
2021-01-18 6:01:15 PM  
Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come

I'd imagine watching him die over and over and over again would have some staying power.
 
2021-01-18 6:01:34 PM  

Linux_Yes: 433: SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.

Prison is for the little people.


Madoff and Martha Stewart say hi.  Epstein, too, if he could.
 
2021-01-18 6:03:05 PM  

Linux_Yes: phrawgh: Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.

the taxpayer is going to provide him security for the rest of his life.  unless he goes to prison.


Well, like, in prison, wouldn't the taxpayer also be providing his security?
 
2021-01-18 6:04:08 PM  

emersonbiggins: Linux_Yes: 433: SpectroBoy: The new trump tower should be easier to secure. . .

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You know he's never going to any kind of prison, ever, right?  Get angry, get angry somewhere useful.

Prison is for the little people.

Madoff and Martha Stewart say hi.  Epstein, too, if he could.


I'm glad Phil Spector didn't live to see this comment.
 
2021-01-18 6:05:18 PM  
Trump rogue-like to stop changing the playingfield every time they lose a level?
 
2021-01-18 6:06:53 PM  
I'm waiting for Rudy Giuliani: Disgrace Attorney.
 
2021-01-18 6:07:37 PM  
Hey.....remember when Trump was impeached for a second time 25 years ago? Whatever happened with that?
/these f*cking days never end it seems
 
2021-01-18 6:11:19 PM  

433: "Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come "

What?  What?


Just laid out the description of every video game on Kickstarter right now.
 
2021-01-18 6:14:32 PM  
The Trump Administration was kind of like a shovelware bargain bin Wii game with inoperable motion controls, but also nostalgia for white supremacy.
 
2021-01-18 6:20:47 PM  

phrawgh: Linux_Yes: phrawgh: Surely the super billionaire, most brilliantest business man evar, can afford his own security.

the taxpayer is going to provide him security for the rest of his life.  unless he goes to prison.

Well, like, in prison, wouldn't the taxpayer also be providing his security?


True

but in Prison, the taxpayer is getting something back for their money spent:  him in prison

i don't think too many would object to a slight increase in their taxes for that treat.
 
2021-01-18 6:23:14 PM  
Nearly worth TotalFark just so I could +1 this headline
 
2021-01-18 6:40:51 PM  
What is a Trump?  -Whine glass shatter- A miserable little pile of secrets!  But enough derp, have at you!
 
2021-01-18 6:45:45 PM  
I must play too many video games.. as soon as I saw the first 3 words of the headline I knew what the rest of it would be.
 
2021-01-18 6:51:18 PM  
HOTY

/ That is all
 
2021-01-18 6:52:47 PM  
Just joining those who came to applaud your work, subby. Lovely.
 
2021-01-18 7:15:50 PM  

oopsboom: really though...has any serious plot ever been hatched to attack trump tower beyond what trump's personal day to day security could handle?  (eg someone trying to throw paint on him in the lobby or such)

the idea that someone is going to blow up or burn down a building full of dozens to hundreds of unrelated people just because it has the name trump on the front is...well...frankly its what trumpers would do.  so he's safe from it.


We had a terrorist act at a newspaper I worked at.

Well, more of an irate husband attack.

Some guy came into the lobby and asked for a person. My boss. After it was confirmed he was coming the guy threw a can of oil on the floor for some reason.

Person come out. You're the guy who is farking my wife!!!" All this time the security guy is trying to handle it.

I wasn't there. I never saw him again. Rumor was he went to a software company in SLC the became a river rafting guide. His marriage survived.
 
2021-01-18 7:17:10 PM  
How is Trump's name still on anything?
 
2021-01-18 7:27:39 PM  
Barron's convinced daddy to startup a console to rival the big three, as a medium to maintain relevance.
Melanie gave it a totally original name: The Orange Box.
Heavy focus on first party games, like Nintendo.

Currently in development:

CPAC-Man
Political Fallout
Melania Kart
Cabela's Pence Hunt - The Buck Stops Here
Call of "I don't have any Duty at all."
Golf of War
Disgrace Attorney
Pardons, Please
Knights of the Old Republicans
Far Right Cry: Cry Moar
Trumptris (guest developer Fancy Bear)

Stay Tuned!
 
2021-01-18 7:53:45 PM  
...I would play that.

January 21, 2021.  Palm Beach, Florida.  Donald Trump is out of the White House, and New York wants to put him in the big house.  His only hope?  A treacherous trek through the mean streets of Miami, to catch a boat to Cuba and a plane to Russia.  Explore sprawling urban dungeons!  Discover powerful upgrades!  Battle deadly antifa bosses!  And hold your water with a single hand!  In... ESCAPE FROM MAR-A-LAGO.
 
2021-01-18 7:57:02 PM  
Mission complete, subby.

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2021-01-18 8:14:19 PM  

OldRod: If he upgrades his towers to Lightning, it'll help, but that costs 300 Gold per upgrade, so...


It's f*cking pay to win trash, and he made America pay for it!
 
2021-01-18 11:21:04 PM  
I'm waiting for the side scrolling beatem-up.

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