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2021-01-18 11:58:59 AM  
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2021-01-18 12:02:14 PM  
We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.
 
2021-01-18 12:05:26 PM  
Biden should wait outside the WH today and let Obama and Michelle head in first for like 30 mins. Then they can welcome them to the WH and Obama can leave a note for Biden. And Michelle can give Jill the WH VIP tour and tips from previous first lady.
 
2021-01-18 12:06:37 PM  

kbronsito: Biden should wait outside the WH today and let Obama and Michelle head in first for like 30 mins. Then they can welcome them to the WH and Obama can leave a note for Biden. And Michelle can give Jill the WH VIP tour and tips from previous first lady.


I didn't mean today. I meant on the 20th. For some reason, my brain keeps skipping ahead to that date.
 
2021-01-18 12:13:21 PM  

kbronsito: For some reason, my brain keeps skipping ahead to that date.


I think everyone has felt that exact same thing in the past few days.
 
2021-01-18 12:16:51 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


Actaully, I'm still betting on him trying to take/steal the desk for his own private office.
 
2021-01-18 12:18:32 PM  
First living president not to attend his successor's inauguration since, I think, Andrew Johnson. That says something.
 
2021-01-18 12:20:47 PM  
This is like a big bandaid that we just need to rip off.

I'm not sleeping well, and I just want to get through Wednesday. All the build up, the chaos, the ignorance and the insanity needs to go away.

I recognize 70 million+ are angry. Deal with it politically. Get your person elected like last time. Otherwise shut the hell up and get out of the way.
 
2021-01-18 12:21:07 PM  
It will be the same drawing Jackie Treehorn made.
 
2021-01-18 12:22:36 PM  
Seriously, if I were Biden, I'd steer clear of the place for at least a few days. The place is a COVID hotspot and needs to be thoroughly disinfected, and I'd also consider having the place thoroughly swept for electronic surveillance devices that Comrade Combover and/or Putin had planted and left behind. Not to mention having all of the toilets checked for KFC-and-hamberder-fueled upper-deckers, of course.
 
2021-01-18 12:25:34 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


Wait...how do...desk?  I'm confused.
 
2021-01-18 12:27:38 PM  
Upper decker in the Resolute desk I'm betting.
 
2021-01-18 12:41:41 PM  
I'm sure it will be scrawled in crayon and misspelled whatever it says
 
2021-01-18 12:41:54 PM  

fnordfocus: First living president not to attend his successor's inauguration since, I think, Andrew Johnson. That says something.


Technically, Wilson - he stayed inside the Capitol, because of poor health.

Interestingly (to me, at least) Both Adamses were too petty to attend.  Like father, like son.
 
2021-01-18 12:42:29 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm sure it will be scrawled in crayon and misspelled whatever it says


Sharpie.  But I agree with the rest.
 
2021-01-18 12:45:32 PM  
I won, by a lot. You cheated. Suck it.
 
2021-01-18 12:50:32 PM  

Earguy: Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.

Actaully, I'm still betting on him trying to take/steal the desk for his own private office.


Same here. I expected them to have an Oval Office replica built at Mar-A-Largo, and ship the Resolute Desk down there. Then cut it up to get it in because they didn't make the doors wide enough, and paint it gold to hide the seams.
 
2021-01-18 12:51:29 PM  
... In crayon
 
2021-01-18 12:52:26 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


We'll be lucky if he leaves the resolute desk.
 
2021-01-18 12:52:33 PM  

Earguy: Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.

Actaully, I'm still betting on him trying to take/steal the desk for his own private office.


Whether he does or not, he'll probably hawk sharpie-signed cheap replicas of it.
 
2021-01-18 12:53:55 PM  
"You're in my seat."
 
2021-01-18 12:54:26 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:54:56 PM  
Is Trump capable of writing anything?  The man is illiterate.
 
2021-01-18 12:54:58 PM  
Dear President Biden,

When you read this message, I will be long gone. Whisked away to Mar-a-Lago (or as I like to call it, the Southern White House! No, you can't visit! LOL!) to continue my good work for the American people. We may not have always agreed, nor have you ever shown me the proper respect I so greatly deserve. But this is behind us all now. You have won and I have lost. You will find the media will always call you out on everything you do. All of your lies. All of your radical hoax socialist leftist propaganda. They will be determined to take you down. When Dr. Jill Biden is out of the White House, and you bring a porn star over to raw dog her, you will have a disloyal staffer leak it to the fake news media. I wish you the best of luck as you try to measure up to all of my success and accomplishments. I couldn't have done it without open-minded people on the internet who have chosen to be neutral towards me, like Weatherkiss from Fark.com. She's so intelligent and her on the fence schtick is always funny and has never gotten old. I'm going to go down to the kitchen for some ice cream now.

Yours in covfefe,

Donald J. Trump (the J stands for Jenius)
 
2021-01-18 12:55:03 PM  
If he does leave one, Biden should just throw it in the shredder without reading it. It's probably just a beg for pardons anyway.
 
2021-01-18 12:55:11 PM  

Cyberluddite: Seriously, if I were Biden, I'd steer clear of the place for at least a few days. The place is a COVID hotspot and needs to be thoroughly disinfected, and I'd also consider having the place thoroughly swept for electronic surveillance devices that Comrade Combover and/or Putin had planted and left behind. Not to mention having all of the toilets checked for KFC-and-hamberder-fueled upper-deckers, of course.


Clean physically, clean for electronic surveillance, then fumigate.
 
2021-01-18 12:55:27 PM  
Do not congratulate
 
2021-01-18 12:56:27 PM  
Yeah, but my maskless Q-worker says he killed Kennedy.

/somehow at age 39
//that guy was a go-getter
///three
 
2021-01-18 12:56:38 PM  
Why would Trump leave a note when he won the election?

Yeah yeah low quality bait, I be trollin'

Put me down for "He's going to leave a Big Mac wrapper in the desk drawer"
 
2021-01-18 12:57:14 PM  

gopher321: Upper decker in the Resolute desk I'm betting.


Nah.  He'll just drop trow and leave his full diaper behind.
 
2021-01-18 12:57:36 PM  
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"I won the election, don't touch my stuff. I'm gonna go golfadedadwenadyaaus get out of bed for less than 40 million."
 
2021-01-18 12:58:18 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: "You're in my seat."


Captain Picard style. From "Rascals".
 
2021-01-18 12:58:26 PM  
In Biden's position, I wouldn't bother reading any note left by trump.

There's nothing that piece of shiat could say that would be worth the time it took to read it.
 
2021-01-18 12:58:44 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


I love that when you GIS for "Trump desk" the first images are of this absurdity:

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2021-01-18 12:58:50 PM  
Trump is not going to leave a note.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:10 PM  
Dear Loser, I put my snot on everything.  When it's been shown that the election was stolen from me, I'll be back and then they'll give me four more years cause stuff.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:37 PM  
Trump won't leave a letter, just a series of listening devices given to him by his handlers.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:41 PM  
First one written in marker or crayon on french fry and Big Mac grease stained paper, or on a McDonald's wrapper..
Also first one ghost written by anonymous staffer.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:56 PM  

fnordfocus: First living president not to attend his successor's inauguration since, I think, Andrew Johnson. That says something.


Proof, if more proof were needed, that America made the right choice.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:56 PM  
Photoshop contest theme?
 
2021-01-18 12:59:57 PM  
We'll be lucky if Trump didn't just ransacked the Oval Office, desk and all.
 
2021-01-18 1:00:43 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


I'm not sure that would technocally be an upper decker.  I would assume it would have to be in one of the drawers or the cleaning crew would certainly see it.  So more of a lower decker?
 
2021-01-18 1:01:00 PM  
Did anyone take "leaving behind a used Depends" in the betting pool?
 
2021-01-18 1:01:10 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: If he does leave one, Biden should just throw it in the shredder without reading it. It's probably just a beg for pardons anyway.


Your honor, I'd like to submit this letter written in the President's signature Sharpie scrawl as exhibit #1-00988756
 
2021-01-18 1:01:21 PM  
No way in hell does Trump leave a note of any kind.
 
2021-01-18 1:01:34 PM  

Close2TheEdge: We'l be lucky if Trump doesn't leave an upper decker in the Resolute Desk.


It's telling that no one finds this funny.
 
2021-01-18 1:01:36 PM  
Bush was feeling magnanimous because he had just pardoned his way out of being held responsible for his part in Iran Contra.

Trump, in many ways, is following H.W. Bush's post-loss playbook.
 
2021-01-18 1:01:50 PM  
Dear Joe,

Try not to be a dopey fat imbecile who needs to be kid gloved because he's a fragile baby shaped baby. Also don't get laughed at by the UN or called a dotard by North Korea. Don't obstruct justice and don't call for an insurrection, nor ignore rampant disease.

I'm so successful, you can't just copy me and expect success.

Signed, Dinniey Tromp.
 
2021-01-18 1:02:21 PM  
George HW Bush was a true American and gentleman.

No. Just stop with this shiat.
 
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