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(IREHR)   Let's check in on Ammon Bundy, of the Branch Dildonians. And...he's forming another militia, much larger than the one that took over Malheur   (irehr.org) divider line
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2606 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Jan 2021 at 12:38 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-01-18 11:26:38 AM  
These dimwits should stick to what they're good at, farking sheep.
 
2021-01-18 11:29:16 AM  
"Are You Ready for Civil War November 4"


Apparently, no.
 
2021-01-18 11:32:46 AM  
I love the West but the people? They need hobbies besides plotting the overthrow of civilization.
 
2021-01-18 11:37:05 AM  
FBI is gonna need a bigger cookie budget when it comes time to lure them out of their holes.
 
2021-01-18 11:42:51 AM  
A-10 go Brrrrt.
 
2021-01-18 11:47:33 AM  
The Branch Dildonians are a lot more dangerous than the caravans the right wing makes up.
 
2021-01-18 11:51:23 AM  

edmo: I love the West but the people? They need hobbies besides plotting the overthrow of civilization.


Yeah, that would be great if anyone ever invested any money out here except to build more resorts and mini-marts for the great tourist invasion. But that's all the city people want--more places to recreate and spread their shiat around.
I don't have much use for those things. Or the people who use them.
 
2021-01-18 12:07:18 PM  
He's gonna John Titor this worldline if it's the last thing he does.
 
2021-01-18 12:26:08 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: A-10 go Brrrrt.


Brrrrrp. Sorry.
 
2021-01-18 12:40:21 PM  
Bird Refuge 2: The Return of Smooshfaceman
 
2021-01-18 12:41:24 PM  
That is a lot of reading for a Monday.
 
2021-01-18 12:41:40 PM  
This is why you don't let militias get away with their insurrectionist shiat.
 
2021-01-18 12:41:41 PM  
fark those people
That is all
 
2021-01-18 12:41:57 PM  
Gosh, it would sure be a shame if someone shot him out there in the middle of nowhere. No witnesses or anything, I bet they'd never solve the case. Probably a drifter.
 
2021-01-18 12:42:31 PM  
To be fair, and no, I don't like the guy - atleast he showed up in downtown Portland to defend the city against the feds this past summer. More than I could say about many of you.
 
2021-01-18 12:42:33 PM  
This is not a good time.  Dildo supplies are low due to pandemic lockdown
 
2021-01-18 12:42:42 PM  
He's been a regular disruption at the Oregon State Capitol which is in Salem not Portland because people like to confuse 7th graders like me just so we can suffer public humiliation.  fark you, Mrs. Poljowski.  The whole class didn't need to know I got it wrong, you biatch.
 
2021-01-18 12:42:53 PM  
Must have run out of lube.
 
2021-01-18 12:43:32 PM  
Send snacks!
 
2021-01-18 12:44:06 PM  
These guys? Easy to spot at least.

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2021-01-18 12:44:13 PM  
"Ammon Bundy [is] forming another militia, much larger than the one that took over Malheur"

I'm fairly confident that the U.S. military has more bullets than Bundy has Gravy Seals.
 
2021-01-18 12:44:19 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: That is a lot of reading for a Monday.


Yeah, it really is.  Still, it's interesting.  And I haven't heard much about Bundy since he briefly showed up in Oregon last year.
 
2021-01-18 12:44:23 PM  
It might be time to put the CIA and FBI in a room together and tell them the doors are unlocked when you two figure out a way to stop this shiat. Garland ain't gonna let it go and encourage it like Barr/Sessions. The DOJ will handle the charges. The others just need to start treating this what it is, terrorism.
 
2021-01-18 12:44:23 PM  
Jesus farking Christ
 
2021-01-18 12:44:33 PM  

ImpendingCynic: This is why you don't let militias get away with their insurrectionist shiat.


The acquittals for him and his co-conspirators should have been a big red flag for what grew into the MAGA  movement. They don't fear legal consequences.
 
2021-01-18 12:44:58 PM  
You guys should put some brakes on this "militia" shiat. This is not 18th century anymore.
 
2021-01-18 12:45:13 PM  
we're the ANTI-MASKERS you were warned about!

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/we're also kind of against vaccines
//except that most of us will prolly get cooch & throat cancer
///is it too late for some HPV?
 
2021-01-18 12:45:34 PM  

ProbablyDrunk: To be fair, and no, I don't like the guy - atleast he showed up in downtown Portland to defend the city against the feds this past summer. More than I could say about many of you.


I was summering at Balmoral, peasant.
 
2021-01-18 12:45:37 PM  
The ruling class no longer needs to own slaves, it is so much more convenient to find willing dupes to sell out themselves to another's cause. Another plus, they do not have to feed or house these subservient trolls.
 
2021-01-18 12:45:38 PM  
Far better armed too.
https://www.balldo.com/
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2021-01-18 12:46:12 PM  
Damn, it's a whole ass investigative report.  interesting.
 
2021-01-18 12:46:18 PM  
Please stop calling them militias. They are not militias, they are terrorist cells. Call them as such and treat them as such.
 
2021-01-18 12:46:57 PM  
I'm in the middle of listening to the Insurrection episode of Behind the Bastards. Robert Evans made a great point about why the insurrection wasn't successful. Many of the current white supremacist leaders are new to the game and don't have the experience required to pull off a successful attempt. The white supremacists who organized the Charlottesville riot have had their lives ruined and are no longer in charge. The current group has, at most, 4 years experience.

Ammon Bundy has been doing this a lot longer and because he continues to have a platform, his group of traitors will only continue to grow and gain mainstream influence.
 
2021-01-18 12:48:02 PM  
My opinion on domestic drone strikes is proving to be more malleable in 2021 than I'd have previously believed possible.
 
2021-01-18 12:48:11 PM  

edmo: I love the West but the people? They need hobbies besides plotting the overthrow of civilization.


Civilization is for liberal elites. Sing it with me, "We don't need no civilization, we don't need no thought control, no education in a classroom, hey guv'ment, leave us the hell alone." (And roll over and do what we say, we're most important, damn it!)
 
2021-01-18 12:50:36 PM  

Rucker10: These guys? Easy to spot at least.

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That gear needs more straps and more patches.  Maybe an instagram or twitter account for the wife with a tagline that says "🇺🇸 Faith, Family, Freedom 🇺🇸"
 
2021-01-18 12:51:34 PM  
These guys need to get laid.
 
2021-01-18 12:52:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: edmo: I love the West but the people? They need hobbies besides plotting the overthrow of civilization.

Yeah, that would be great if anyone ever invested any money out here except to build more resorts and mini-marts for the great tourist invasion. But that's all the city people want--more places to recreate and spread their shiat around.
I don't have much use for those things. Or the people who use them.


So build some farking racquetball courts and some farking curling rink's
 
2021-01-18 12:53:13 PM  
heh militias, so 90s retro. is 20/20 still around? Frontline? i can't wait to do a then vs now comparison.
 
2021-01-18 12:54:03 PM  

China White Tea: My opinion on domestic drone strikes is proving to be more malleable in 2021 than I'd have previously believed possible.


The more we remove ourselves from the cruel realities of combat

The more we are able to ignore our moral obligation to avoid it.

I think for this reason, we need a human directly involved in pulling the trigger/pushing the button.

if you want this shiat to stop:

you meet them on their terms, absorb your casualties suppressing and arresting their armed insurrection

and make sure everyone understands the cost in American blood of these violent egotistical parades of lawlessness.
 
2021-01-18 12:55:07 PM  
Once again, it's times like this that Far Cry 5 was such a piece of shiat, and the moral of the story was that you're just as bad as the murder cult for trying to arrest the murder cult, who by the way was 100% right.
 
2021-01-18 12:55:40 PM  

MattytheMouse: Once again, it's times like this that Far Cry 5 was such a piece of shiat, and the moral of the story was that you're just as bad as the murder cult for trying to arrest the murder cult, who by the way was 100% right.


I'm upset that*

MattyBrain.exe stopped working.
 
2021-01-18 12:56:43 PM  

New Rising Sun: Rucker10: These guys? Easy to spot at least.

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That gear needs more straps and more patches.  Maybe an instagram or twitter account for the wife with a tagline that says "🇺🇸 Faith, Family, Freedom 🇺🇸"


Don't forget the multiple posts about their EDC and it's a holiday about a scary black man so maybe an Instagram story with some whataboutism.
 
2021-01-18 12:57:14 PM  
Not enough of these people are dying for their cause.
 
2021-01-18 12:58:41 PM  
Well maybe this time they will make sure to pack enough food instead of having to beg for it.
 
2021-01-18 12:59:24 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Once again, it's times like this that Far Cry 5 was such a piece of shiat, and the moral of the story was that you're just as bad as the murder cult for trying to arrest the murder cult, who by the way was 100% right.

I'm upset that*

MattyBrain.exe stopped working.


That's my "i just had an anxiety attack" game.

I hide from the cultists and roam the 3 regions hunting and fishing.

Music and environment is so relaxing.

Got a buddy on the other side of the continent who I used to hunt/fish with. Its his 'i ran out of ativan' as well. We team up co-op. Love it.

/csb
 
2021-01-18 1:00:11 PM  
Is it wrong that everytime I see a picture of Amman Bundy I think, "Jon Benjamin Has a Militia"?
 
2021-01-18 1:00:16 PM  
Not only do these people beg for another civil war, but they want to be on the losing side again. This has gotta be some kind of fetish.
 
2021-01-18 1:00:28 PM  
Ammon... meet my best bud, Mr. A-10 Warthog. Any questions?
 
2021-01-18 1:01:03 PM  

strapp3r: we're the ANTI-MASKERS you were warned about!

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/we're also kind of against vaccines
//except that most of us will prolly get cooch & throat cancer
///is it too late for some HPV?


Not all HPV causes cancer, just the strains HPV-16 and HPV-18.  A functioning immune system manages to clear all other strains.  Strains 16 and 18 vary from the rest in that they trick the cell into producing proteins that downregulate MHC-I.  Pathogens that downregulate MHC-I are invariably chronic and often ultimately fatal.  In such cases, death tends to come slowly at first, with years of fatigue finally blossoming into a shorter period of acute illness via a related cancer.
 
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