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(Daily Mail)   Do you believe astrology will tell you who is more likely to cheat on you? If so, this article is for you   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-01-18 11:23:46 AM  
I'm a metal dog, where does that put me in the list? Oh...Westernastrology.
NM.

/Coming up on my 25th anniversary this year.
 
2021-01-18 12:01:51 PM  
Well one would think not a Virgo
 
2021-01-18 12:09:14 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:19:52 PM  
Since this is the Daily Mail, do we get to doubt the existence of astrology?
 
2021-01-18 12:21:47 PM  
I don't believe in astronomy.

Cause the earth is flat
 
2021-01-18 1:17:21 PM  
I know that Aquarius is the sign most likely to date someone just to get free meals, judging by a friend's experience dating a "second-generation esoteric astrologer" and all-around moonbat.
 
2021-01-18 1:18:28 PM  
You want to know who is more likely to cheat on you?

A man that is over 6 ft tall, has a high status job (Lawyer, Doctor, Politician, MBA with a three letter title starting with "C", or 'philanthropist'), and a brain.

A woman under the age of 30, no children, weighing less than 130 lbs, who does not have a high status job.

Basically, anybody that is a '10'.   Because they can find a new partner so easily it is almost impossible for them to value their partner.
 
2021-01-18 1:24:25 PM  
Q: What is the difference between astrology and Astronomy?
a: 50 IQ points
 
2021-01-18 1:28:06 PM  
Jim Morrison: "Awright awright awright....hey, how many of you out there believe in astrology?"
Random audience girl: "I do! I do!"
JM: "I'm a Sagittarius, the most philosophical of all the signs."
RAG: "I Know, so am I!"
JM: "Anyway, I don't believe in it"
RAG: "Neither do I!"
JM: "I'll tell you this man, I'll tell you this...I wanna get my kicks in before the whole shiathouse goes up in flames. DO YA HEAR ME?!?!"


Jim Morrison - Astrology in Boston (10 April 1970)
Youtube imSc29PCPzw
 
2021-01-18 1:37:56 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Since this is the Daily Mail, do we get to doubt the existence of astrology?


-.- I see what you did there.
 
2021-01-18 1:40:16 PM  

oa330_man: I don't believe in astronomy.

Cause the earth is flat


TTBOMK astrophysics is based on the curvature of the turtle's shell that holds Earth aloft in Space. Elon Musk pioneered the technology in the mid-1600's.
 
2021-01-18 2:25:40 PM  
If you believe in astrology, you are more likely to be cheated on because you are a gullible idiot.
 
2021-01-18 2:45:00 PM  
I think that your significant other is the one most likely to chat on you.

No pseudoscience needed.
 
2021-01-18 3:00:29 PM  
Gemini reporting in. Never been disloyal to a partner.

For me astrology gets lumped in with all the other woo like numerology, ghosts, ET visitors, and the worst offender: religion. I listen to what it has to say, expect extraordinary evidence for extraordinary claims, or will go on with my day not worrying about it too much.

I like to hear what people come up with to get through or explain this life. I may even sign up for your newsletter if it is interesting enough. Doesn't mean I'm gonna drink the kool-aid.
 
2021-01-18 3:57:54 PM  
I'm a Pisces, but people never guess that because apparently Pisces is the sign most likely to believe in stupid woo bullshiat, and I openly don't believe in astrology.

I had a mom at my kid's school ask if I was a virgo because I was always early to pick my kid up, and virgos are apparently high-strung perfectionists. I told her I just had an anxiety disorder. It was weird. I don't like that mom.
 
2021-01-18 4:09:42 PM  

Cheron: Q: What is the difference between astrology and Astronomy?
a: 50 IQ points


Perhaps astrologists and astronomers would make more sense there.
 
2021-01-18 5:17:54 PM  
*NEVER* do I have a raging need to kill someone with my bare hands than when I find 'Astrology' articles in my Flipbook 'Science' feed.
 
2021-01-18 5:18:33 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: *NEVER* do I have a raging need to kill someone with my bare hands than when I find 'Astrology' articles in my Flipbook 'Science' feed.


*MORE than, that is.
 
2021-01-18 6:59:51 PM  

frogmyte: I'm a Pisces, but people never guess that because apparently Pisces is the sign most likely to believe in stupid woo bullshiat, and I openly don't believe in astrology.

I had a mom at my kid's school ask if I was a virgo because I was always early to pick my kid up, and virgos are apparently high-strung perfectionists. I told her I just had an anxiety disorder. It was weird. I don't like that mom.


You didn't have to tell that biatch anything.
 
2021-01-18 8:09:05 PM  
Because if there's anything cheaters are known for is their honesty, including providing an accurate birth date on a website for cheaters.
 
2021-01-18 9:25:19 PM  
As a Scorpio I can guess the article once again pidgeon-holes our tendency towards betrayal, and our magnificent chelicerae.
 
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