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2021-01-18 10:35:34 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:37:47 AM  
My hotdog has a first name, it's N-O-T-H-A-N-K-S.
 
2021-01-18 10:44:16 AM  
fark, I haven't seen one of those since I was a little kid.

/About time, too. It's my go-to for pointing out when someone's giving shiatty vehicle descriptions.
//"If a wienermobile drove past you, you'd call it a tan two-door."
 
2021-01-18 10:57:44 AM  
Got to ride in a Weinermobile years ago, when one was visiting the radio station downstairs from my office building. My coworkers and I were standing up in the sunroof waving at people who were probably like "who the f*ck is that?"
 
2021-01-18 11:43:43 AM  
I'm old and not cute, therefore not what they're looking for.
 
2021-01-18 11:49:38 AM  
Why do they need to be a college graduate?
 
2021-01-18 12:33:26 PM  

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That was my first thought as well... I'm still mad that my HS Guidance Counselor never told me such a job existed
 
2021-01-18 12:46:59 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:47:58 PM  

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Slippery when wet?
 
2021-01-18 12:48:08 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:48:33 PM  

keldaria: MetaDeth: [Fark user image image 425x318]

Slippery when wet?


Yes, Bon Jovi was driving. ;)
 
2021-01-18 12:48:40 PM  

Noctusxx: [Fark user image 360x325] [View Full Size image _x_]


Does anyone know how to get a GIF to run as my a desktop background?
 
2021-01-18 12:51:17 PM  
Also, I wonder how much extra curricular action the back of that weinermobile has seen over the years?
 
2021-01-18 12:51:22 PM  
I told you it is not going to fit!
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2021-01-18 12:58:16 PM  
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2021-01-18 1:18:29 PM  
J-Lo's nipple tweaker has to be a decent job.


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2021-01-18 1:36:19 PM  

KarmicDisaster: I told you it is not going to fit!
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Reminds me of that time subby's sister and I...
 
2021-01-18 1:37:03 PM  
Maybe Subby, but this WAS the perfect article for the Weiner tag.
 
2021-01-18 1:52:38 PM  

edmo: I'm old and not cute, therefore not what they're looking for.


Me neither, so I'm holding out for a Hebrew National mobile.

/not Jewish
//am circumsized
///TMI?
 
2021-01-18 2:36:42 PM  

snowybunting: J-Lo's nipple tweaker has to be a decent job.


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It would be a good way to fluff up your resume.
 
2021-01-18 3:40:50 PM  

MetaDeth: [Fark user image 425x318]


Gee, I was just going to post about an acquaintance's experiences driving one.  She said it more than a little scary in anything other than perfect weather: Sunny, dry, clear, no wind.
 
2021-01-18 3:49:08 PM  
I looked into it once. Gotta have a B.S. in marketing AND a CDL. Its been my experience that most people get the degree so they don't have to fall back on the CDL.

/or get one to drive a school bus because they're bored with retirement
//coaches also get them because why pay the actual bus driver to do what they're trained to do? Just let the coach tear up the 150k bus instead of the driver who will take care of it
///no, I don't have an axe to grind, what makes you say that?
 
2021-01-18 4:03:58 PM  
Why do they need a college graduate to drive a glorified advertising truck?
Is that really where we are today? "Here, go put yourself $80,000 dollars in debt so you can graduate and take on a menial part time job like driving a glorified school bus."

fark Oscar Meyer. Their hotdogs aren't even that good, they taste like syrup because of all the HFCS they're pumped with.
 
2021-01-18 5:04:04 PM  

edmo: I'm old and not cute, therefore not what they're looking for.


i'm old enough to know my wiener is not what life is about.

but my wiener continues to try to convince me otherwise.

born when JFK was Pres.
 
2021-01-18 5:04:25 PM  
Wait..this isn't about masturbating wildly.  Subby lied to me.
 
2021-01-18 5:05:06 PM  

Secret Troll Alt: Why do they need a college graduate to drive a glorified advertising truck?
Is that really where we are today? "Here, go put yourself $80,000 dollars in debt so you can graduate and take on a menial part time job like driving a glorified school bus."

fark Oscar Meyer. Their hotdogs aren't even that good, they taste like syrup because of all the HFCS they're pumped with.


with hotdogs in general:  Everything goes in except the squeal.
 
2021-01-18 5:06:00 PM  

Gergesa: Wait..this isn't about masturbating wildly.  Subby lied to me.


Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters thank you for realizing this.
 
2021-01-18 5:07:34 PM  

RanHakubi: I looked into it once. Gotta have a B.S. in marketing AND a CDL. Its been my experience that most people get the degree so they don't have to fall back on the CDL.

/or get one to drive a school bus because they're bored with retirement
//coaches also get them because why pay the actual bus driver to do what they're trained to do? Just let the coach tear up the 150k bus instead of the driver who will take care of it
///no, I don't have an axe to grind, what makes you say that?



a Bull shiat degree in Marketing.   well, that does make sense.
 
2021-01-18 5:09:09 PM  

Linux_Yes: Secret Troll Alt: Why do they need a college graduate to drive a glorified advertising truck?
Is that really where we are today? "Here, go put yourself $80,000 dollars in debt so you can graduate and take on a menial part time job like driving a glorified school bus."

fark Oscar Meyer. Their hotdogs aren't even that good, they taste like syrup because of all the HFCS they're pumped with.

with hotdogs in general:  Everything goes in except the squeal.


Yeah yeah. Eyelids and assholes and all that. There's still no reason for them to contain HFCS. Or for a bus driver to have a bachelors of science.
 
2021-01-18 5:10:38 PM  

Secret Troll Alt: Linux_Yes: Secret Troll Alt: Why do they need a college graduate to drive a glorified advertising truck?
Is that really where we are today? "Here, go put yourself $80,000 dollars in debt so you can graduate and take on a menial part time job like driving a glorified school bus."

fark Oscar Meyer. Their hotdogs aren't even that good, they taste like syrup because of all the HFCS they're pumped with.

with hotdogs in general:  Everything goes in except the squeal.

Yeah yeah. Eyelids and assholes and all that. There's still no reason for them to contain HFCS. Or for a bus driver to have a bachelors of science.


true

but HFCS sells more dogs which means more money for the sit at home stock owners.  add sugar to food and people buy/eat more of it.
 
2021-01-18 5:12:27 PM  

RanHakubi: I looked into it once. Gotta have a B.S. in marketing AND a CDL. Its been my experience that most people get the degree so they don't have to fall back on the CDL.

/or get one to drive a school bus because they're bored with retirement
//coaches also get them because why pay the actual bus driver to do what they're trained to do? Just let the coach tear up the 150k bus instead of the driver who will take care of it
///no, I don't have an axe to grind, what makes you say that?



in 10 or 20 years, you'll need a PhD in Physics and a CS degree since computers will be driving everything.
 
2021-01-18 5:14:06 PM  

ArkPanda: Why do they need to be a college graduate?


so they can realize a few years down the road they blew X number of thousands on a useless Marketing degree.

plus, it means they owe a Bankster money, so they're in The Club.
 
2021-01-18 5:15:38 PM  

Nick Nostril: Also, I wonder how much extra curricular action the back of that weinermobile has seen over the years?


i imagine a black light would reveal a map of the middle east on those walls.
 
2021-01-18 5:18:37 PM  

8 inches: Maybe Subby, but this WAS the perfect article for the Weiner tag.


its not Fark without at least one Wiener Tag.
 
2021-01-18 5:19:20 PM  

cyberspacedout: snowybunting: J-Lo's nipple tweaker has to be a decent job.


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It would be a good way to fluff up your resume.


yep

your wiener would stand out of the pack.
 
2021-01-18 5:20:40 PM  

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amazing

still hard in all that snow/cold.
 
2021-01-18 5:21:30 PM  
I remember seeing a Wienermobile parked on a quiet side street in Toronto. The driver was visiting friends or relatives, I assume. Just so weird to be walking along and... there it is. "Maybe I'll switch back to the stuff that makes me see pink elephants."
 
2021-01-18 5:52:08 PM  

ArkPanda: Why do they need to be a college graduate?


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2021-01-18 6:11:28 PM  
Oh how I wish I could ride around in a box filled with hotdog farts for days on end.
 
2021-01-18 6:28:05 PM  
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2021-01-18 7:22:46 PM  

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That's nuts!
 
2021-01-18 7:22:48 PM  
Michael Dukakis stows away in the glove compartment of WGBH's "2-Mobile" (1975).

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2021-01-18 7:47:25 PM  
Mein Bratwurst Has A First Name
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2021-01-18 9:22:51 PM  

snowybunting: J-Lo's nipple tweaker has to be a decent job.


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Can't girls tweak their own nipples, or does some girls require a man before it works?

My last GF wasn't that clear on it. She said her nipples perked up if it was cold, if a man touched her breasts, or, if she thought about a man touching them.
 
2021-01-18 9:58:59 PM  
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2021-01-19 12:09:40 AM  

Secret Troll Alt: Why do they need a college graduate to drive a glorified advertising truck?
Is that really where we are today? "Here, go put yourself $80,000 dollars in debt so you can graduate and take on a menial part time job like driving a glorified school bus."

fark Oscar Meyer. Their hotdogs aren't even that good, they taste like syrup because of all the HFCS they're pumped with.


MECHANICALLY SEPARATED TURKEY, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, PORK, WATER, CULTURED DEXTROSE*, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF DEXTROSE, SALT, CORN SYRUP, DISTILLED WHITE VINEGAR*, CULTURED CELERY JUICE*, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CHERRY POWDER, FLAVOR. *INGREDIENTS USED TO PRESERVE QUALITY.

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Since the salt is 450mg, then the HFCS must be less than that since ingredients are listed by weight. I would hardly call that "pumped full."
 
2021-01-19 12:09:43 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: snowybunting: J-Lo's nipple tweaker has to be a decent job.


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Can't girls tweak their own nipples, or does some girls require a man before it works?

My last GF wasn't that clear on it. She said her nipples perked up if it was cold, if a man touched her breasts, or, if she thought about a man touching them.


If I remember the J-Lo situation from when it trended, the guy assigned to do that was of a certain persuasion such that he made Paul Lynde look like Sean Connery.

So at least for her, maybe it has to be a man, but he doesn't have to be even remotely available.
 
2021-01-19 1:23:26 AM  
Well I already get called a giant weiner when I drive, might as well complete the image.
 
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