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2021-01-18 10:40:16 AM  
Dave Bautista is a very cool fellow. I hope they catch whoever did that to the manatee.
 
2021-01-18 12:08:20 PM  
In addition, Dave should Batista Bomb whoever did it.  Repeatedly.
 
2021-01-18 2:23:51 PM  
There will be no hoons for the perpetrator.
 
2021-01-18 2:30:46 PM  

bluorangefyre: In addition, Dave should Batista Bomb whoever did it.  Repeatedly.


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2021-01-18 2:37:22 PM  
I am sure, like most of these guys, Mr. Bautista is in fact an utter sweetheart but to look at him, he is not a man I would want angry with me.
 
2021-01-18 2:39:47 PM  
What was done was stupid, but it was not harmful nor permanent and caused no pain or suffering (other than embarrassment) to the manatee.  Trump was not carved or etched (or anything permanently) put on the animal.  It was algae being wiped off.
 
2021-01-18 2:42:25 PM  
I doubt you will find a bigger animal lover on here than me and I am far from a Trumper but nothing was "carved" into the manatee.

/still would chip in to watch Dave beat the dumbass that did this.  PPV for charity.
 
2021-01-18 2:43:20 PM  
It actually honestly seems weird to me that whoever did it, trump cultist or some idiot trying to make a joke about Trump=Manatee, didn't take a picture and post it on social media.  I feel like anyone who would have the skill and experience to swim alongside one to do this would have too much respect for them to conflate them with trump, so the zoologist saying it would likely have to have been temporarily captured makes sense.  I'd like to believe most anti-trump people care enough not to do that to an animal, as opposed to the 'hurrrrr I'll eat three endangered species for every time I see PETA mentioned' crowd, but I know not all of them do.  It could very well be some wannabe poet warrior who thinks they were making an artistic statement and it's okay because it 'didn't really hurt the animal'.  Either way, definitely hope they're caught and fined for being assholes to an innocent creature.
 
2021-01-18 2:49:06 PM  

mjbok: What was done was stupid, but it was not harmful nor permanent and caused no pain or suffering (other than embarrassment) to the manatee.  Trump was not carved or etched (or anything permanently) put on the animal.  It was algae being wiped off.


Batista is going to fark you up for what you did to that manatee!
 
2021-01-18 2:54:16 PM  

mjbok: What was done was stupid, but it was not harmful nor permanent and caused no pain or suffering (other than embarrassment) to the manatee.  Trump was not carved or etched (or anything permanently) put on the animal.  It was algae being wiped off.


TFA:  harassment of a manatee is a state and federal crime.

holding down a manatee and writing Trump into the algae  on it is harassment. Find the assholes and throw them in jail.

Fark these animal abusing jerks.

/good job Dave
//saw him once at WWE live event
///Dude is f'ing huge
 
2021-01-18 2:56:36 PM  
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Uh oh, they made Drax angry.
 
2021-01-18 3:00:52 PM  
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2021-01-18 3:03:44 PM  

eagles95: holding down a manatee and writing Trump into the algae  on it is harassment. Find the assholes and throw them in jail.

Fark these animal abusing jerks.


I agree they were jerks and should be prosecuted, but it wasn't violent (there was no holding down of a manatee as it really wouldn't be possible).  Be mad and prosecute them for what they did, not the fantasy that people have created.

Doing anything touching a manatee is a federal crime, which is what this would fall under.
 
2021-01-18 3:04:46 PM  
-I'm gonna ask this one time... Where is manatee?!?!
-Yeah, I'll do you one better: Who's manatee!?
-I'll do you one better: Why is manatee?
 
2021-01-18 3:16:14 PM  
Didn't we just have a Johnny Mnemonic thread?
 
2021-01-18 3:19:10 PM  
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2021-01-18 3:24:06 PM  
Going to laugh harder than I did at GoTG when this turns out to be a wokeshiviks work and not a Trumper.
 
2021-01-18 3:26:28 PM  

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2021-01-18 3:37:02 PM  

ElvisPrim: Going to laugh harder than I did at GoTG when this turns out to be a wokeshiviks work and not a Trumper.


Antifa is hiding in your closet.
 
2021-01-18 3:40:34 PM  
Good on him for stepping up for this ..
 
2021-01-18 3:41:57 PM  

ElvisPrim: Going to laugh harder than I did at GoTG when this turns out to be a wokeshiviks work and not a Trumper.


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2021-01-18 3:44:42 PM  

Flappyhead: ElvisPrim: Going to laugh harder than I did at GoTG when this turns out to be a wokeshiviks work and not a Trumper.

Antifa is hiding in your closet.


Nah, they're in their parent's basement or the homeless camps.

Use some common sense. Why would a supporter do it? It's obviously meant to mock a plump Trump.
 
2021-01-18 3:47:33 PM  
Is he a Farker? He says MAGATs just like Fark does.

I never found out what the T stands for, and Google isn 't telling me.
 
2021-01-18 4:04:27 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Is he a Farker? He says MAGATs just like Fark does.

I never found out what the T stands for, and Google isn 't telling me.


Titty-baby
 
2021-01-18 4:26:04 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Is he a Farker? He says MAGATs just like Fark does.

I never found out what the T stands for, and Google isn 't telling me.


Titty sprinkles
 
2021-01-18 4:43:29 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I am sure, like most of these guys, Mr. Bautista is in fact an utter sweetheart but to look at him, he is not a man I would want angry with me.


it's the kind of face that's all warmth and caring when he smiles .. but when he's angry

/Loved him in Hotel Artemis
//HEALTHCARE PROFESSIONAL
 
2021-01-18 5:10:40 PM  

ElvisPrim: Use some common sense. Why would a supporter do it? It's obviously meant to mock a plump Trump.


"This'll piss off the libs" is just as likely. That's one of the main reasons Trump is in office in the first place.
 
2021-01-18 5:30:25 PM  
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2021-01-18 5:49:50 PM  
There has to be an accomplice here along with another moron that recorded it.  Just a matter of time until we see the video.
 
2021-01-18 5:50:25 PM  

mjbok: What was done was stupid, but it was not harmful nor permanent and caused no pain or suffering (other than embarrassment) to the manatee.  Trump was not carved or etched (or anything permanently) put on the animal.  It was algae being wiped off.


Don't fark with animals, period. Whoever did this should've just given themselves a second homemade Trump forehead tattoo.
 
2021-01-18 9:10:09 PM  
My Hero!
 
2021-01-18 11:24:10 PM  
So, titties. Got it. Cool.
 
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