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2021-01-18 8:54:16 AM  
Just "Golf and golf," subby. Trump can't stay upright long enough for "Golf, golf, *and* golf".
 
2021-01-18 8:59:20 AM  
Golf (poorly), (Cheat at) Golf, and (ask if they have) Golf (in prison)
 
2021-01-18 9:03:46 AM  
Golf, watch TV, and biatch about how he could do it better, but for some reason, didn't.
 
2021-01-18 9:24:05 AM  
Die bankrupt and alone 🤷♂
 
2021-01-18 10:11:56 AM  
He'll obsess over sharpening his AW skills. It's all he has. He's gotten so used to the gravy train, he's lost his desire to chase money.
 
2021-01-18 12:30:09 PM  
His itinerary will literally not look any different than when he was President: Sleep in, stay in bed to noon watching TV for references to him, lunch, call people, watch more TV, dinner, TV, then bed. Weekends golf, winter Florida, phone and social media.

He was the retired President.
 
2021-01-18 2:21:32 PM  
Beg, Plead and go to prison
 
2021-01-18 2:22:48 PM  
Wednesday?

I thought he was gone already.
Why's he sticking around?
(He seems like the kind of guy to phone in the pardons)
 
2021-01-18 2:24:11 PM  
He's got so many problems coming his way he'll be ten times as busy after Wednesday than he has been the last four years.
 
2021-01-18 2:24:46 PM  
Has anyone measured the reduction in energy/resources brought by Trump's twitter ban?
How many datacentres are now offline?
 
2021-01-18 2:24:54 PM  
I was hoping he'd take up Russian Roulette as a hobby.
 
2021-01-18 2:25:46 PM  
Poop his pants
Whine at lawyers
Impotently yell at ppl around him
 
2021-01-18 2:25:48 PM  

Porous Horace: Has anyone measured the reduction in energy/resources brought by Trump's twitter ban?
How many datacentres are now offline?


How many US Capitols would be offline if they hadn't banned his fat, stupid ass?
 
2021-01-18 2:26:06 PM  
I'd settle for a debilitating stroke that renders him mute and unable to use social media, living a long life trapped in his own mind and useless body.
 
2021-01-18 2:26:23 PM  

leviosaurus: Just "Golf and golf," subby. Trump can't stay upright long enough for "Golf, golf, *and* golf".


He could try Golf, Tweeting, and Golf - that's not got much golf in it...

// parler-ing?
// I resolve not to care
 
2021-01-18 2:26:25 PM  
Let me take a wild guess here...

Lie?
 
2021-01-18 2:27:53 PM  
4. Get murdered within 6 weeks of going to prison.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:00 PM  

Ishkur: His itinerary will literally not look any different than when he was President: Sleep in, stay in bed to noon watching TV for references to him, lunch, call people, watch more TV, dinner, TV, then bed. Weekends golf, winter Florida, phone and social media.

He was the retired President.


He's going to expect that Fox & Friends will have him on every morning. And he's going to have all the free time in the world.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:04 PM  
Unless it involves an arrest, trial and prison, I don't give a fark.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:16 PM  
With any luck...

He'll suffer a massive stroke, spend a few years drooling on himself, and then his garbage family will "Big Indian Chief" him to get the inheritance.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:50 PM  

Only You Can See This: I'd settle for a debilitating stroke that renders him mute and unable to use social media, living a long life trapped in his own mind and useless body.


Can you imagine being stuck inside that torture mind? I mean, I used to rage quit TV, radio, web sites... whenever I heard his sniveling voice. Whenever I quote him aloud, I sound like Eric Cartman. I hope he, himself, is more annoyed with him than I am.

Glad he's gone away for now.
 
2021-01-18 2:28:53 PM  
Know what he won't be doing?

Tweeting.
 
2021-01-18 2:29:46 PM  
Maybe he'll trip over his own feet, drown in a water hazard, and an alligator will take it from there.

There. A bit late, but problem solved.
 
2021-01-18 2:30:03 PM  
Heart attack
Clutch his chest
Die
 
2021-01-18 2:30:28 PM  

edmo: He'll obsess over sharpening his AW skills. It's all he has. He's gotten so used to the gravy train, he's lost his desire to chase money.


Not in the least - he wants $2 BILLION for a Trump Presidential Library - $2 Billion just think of that!  Grifter is still gonna Grift - in fact - Presidential Pardons are still for sale today along with his MAGA Hats and worthless Trump "GOLD" coins.

/IMPEACHMENT CONFIRMATION of this Fascist TRAITOR TRUMP now!
 
2021-01-18 2:31:31 PM  
Trump is about to start making more easy money than he ever has before ...... and you guys are putting the greenbacks into his pocket.
 
2021-01-18 2:31:58 PM  

Rogue Surf: edmo: He'll obsess over sharpening his AW skills. It's all he has. He's gotten so used to the gravy train, he's lost his desire to chase money.

Not in the least - he wants $2 BILLION for a Trump Presidential Library - $2 Billion just think of that!  Grifter is still gonna Grift - in fact - Presidential Pardons are still for sale today along with his MAGA Hats and worthless Trump "GOLD" coins.

/IMPEACHMENT CONFIRMATION of this Fascist TRAITOR TRUMP now!


He can have his Presidential Library. But like anything else attached to his name, cash up front.
 
2021-01-18 2:32:37 PM  
Golf, masturbation, and strangling animals.
 
2021-01-18 2:32:58 PM  
I mean, that headline might be more literal than they think. "after leaving office Wednesday" might actually mean exactly that -> depart the WH and fly to FL in time to make an afternoon tee time.
 
2021-01-18 2:34:17 PM  

Truck Fump: Wednesday?

I thought he was gone already.
Why's he sticking around?
(He seems like the kind of guy to phone in the pardons)


It should be pretty clear by now, he's a petty vindictive little shiat that has weird ideas about "strength" and "winning" and has no integrity.

He is absolutely going to stick around to the 11th hour because in his adderall snorted mind, leaving is to admit losing and losing means you're a loser, and Donald "Emperor" Trump is a Winner! who cannot fail, only be failed.

So, only when the reality of "Ok, you have to go now or else we're going to frog march you out in cuffs" finally comes to his door step will he go, because his options are "You can either leave with some dignity intact, or absolutely none at all that every one of your "enemies" will mock you with until you die"

Only then will he leave. He's basically uselessly squatting now though. I doubt even the covfefe boy is bringing him his hamberders, instead opting to give him the finger and telling him to get them himself.

None of these people are going to have jobs after this.
 
2021-01-18 2:35:16 PM  
I wonder if Melania will actually file for divorce.  He's not really worth anything at this point.  Barron could be a sticking point I guess, since Trump is a raging asshole.
 
2021-01-18 2:35:49 PM  

goodncold: Beg, Plead and go to prison


and die. Don't forget the most important part.

But seriously, normal Presidents have it hard even out of office. Trump (for purely medical reasons alone) won't survive the end of the year. I can only imagine what non-medical threats has has looming. They say you can't money from a corpse but you can't get it from a completely broken septuagenarian hated by most of the free world and known for screwing people over. His last asset worth anything (his name) is so toxic I can no longer even use it as a normal word. Throw in his "supporters", some of whom may very well turn on him because of the insurrection and things aren't bright.

Also, and it's starting to seem like we're going to just let this go, but Epstein almost certainly has dirt and people don't like pedos.

No question in my mind, he's a dead man walking, it's just a question of how many months. I don't see the SS taking any bullets for him.
 
2021-01-18 2:36:10 PM  
F, O, & D.
 
2021-01-18 2:36:29 PM  
1) Grift the rubes for more money, first and foremost
2) Take incessant potshots at Sleepy Joe
3) Set up his children for political runs of their own. Ivanka will primary Marco Rubio, just you wait.
 
2021-01-18 2:36:53 PM  
Team up with OJ and look for the real voter fraud.
 
2021-01-18 2:37:02 PM  
"Those are antifa disguised as hazards around the green there."
 
2021-01-18 2:38:15 PM  

12349876: Golf, masturbation, and strangling animals.


Fairly sure his "four wood" isn't a wood anymore. So just golf and strangling animals
 
2021-01-18 2:38:40 PM  

vrax: I wonder if Melania will actually file for divorce.  He's not really worth anything at this point.  Barron could be a sticking point I guess, since Trump is a raging asshole.


Apparently she has the money put away somewhere, and I'm fairly certain that Donnie 2 Scoops doesn't care enough about Barron to seek custody.
 
2021-01-18 2:39:27 PM  
In just a few days this will be over.  What a long terrible 4 years it was.
 
2021-01-18 2:40:13 PM  
WHO CARES
 
2021-01-18 2:40:58 PM  

eviljimbo: WHO CARES


unless its court or prison, then I care
 
2021-01-18 2:41:03 PM  
I'm rooting for bankruptcy as much as the next guy but it ain't happening. Dude sells the shiat out of some clicks - maybe better than anyone ever? - and someone will find a way to monetize that and thus, him. I loathe the man and he belongs in a cell but I doubt he ever spends a night sleeping on anything but silk sheets.
 
2021-01-18 2:41:58 PM  

Ishkur: His itinerary will literally not look any different than when he was President: Sleep in, stay in bed to noon watching TV for references to him, lunch, call people, watch more TV, dinner, TV, then bed. Weekends golf, winter Florida, phone and social media.


Well... except for the social media.
 
2021-01-18 2:42:43 PM  
Trump golf count: 298
Cost to taxpayers: $144M
 
2021-01-18 2:49:10 PM  
If he's busy playing golf, he won't be thinking of pardoning anyone.
 
2021-01-18 2:49:51 PM  

goodncold: Beg, Plead and go to prison


Him and his wannabe mob family.
 
2021-01-18 2:50:35 PM  
Maybe his golf course will develop a new hazard

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2021-01-18 2:52:34 PM  
I'm assuming WHINE and LIE is included in golf, that or Trump whines and lies like most people breath so it wasn't worth mentioning...
 
2021-01-18 2:53:18 PM  

fiddlehead: Trump golf count: 298
Cost to taxpayers: $144M


THIS, and now his Senate buds want taxpayers to for over $2m per year pension, $1m travel budget and Secret Service protection for Life to Mr. President who paid $750 in taxes for two years while in office!
/JUST SAY NO!
/Confirm Impeachment NOW!
 
2021-01-18 2:54:16 PM  
I bet he will still work from early in the morning until late at night. He will make many phone calls and have many meetings.
 
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