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(The US Sun)   Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smell now all over the walls of woman's living room after her vagina-scented candle explodes into flames. Yeah it's probably pretty ewwwy in there now   (the-sun.com) divider line
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2021-01-18 8:57:24 AM  
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2021-01-18 9:11:40 AM  
Now THAT is how you write a headline!! Bravo 👏
 
2021-01-18 9:18:55 AM  
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2021-01-18 9:30:59 AM  
She flicked the wick too many times and it exploded?  Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Oh, we're talking about candles...
 
2021-01-18 10:02:38 AM  
The pseudovagina that exploded.
 
2021-01-18 10:05:32 AM  
I would like to actually compare the two aromas.
 
2021-01-18 10:05:56 AM  
Vaginal Inferno is my Death Metal Hole cover band.
 
2021-01-18 10:06:00 AM  
To be fair, did you expect a super high level of quality assurance from a company that makes a candle chemically scented to smell like the owner of the company's vagina?

As long as nobody is seriously injured, I don't feel bad at all for this persons misfortune.
 
2021-01-18 10:06:03 AM  

willabr: I would like to actually compare the two aromas.


for science
 
2021-01-18 10:06:30 AM  
" vagina scented candle explodes into flames"
William S Burroughs.
 
2021-01-18 10:06:31 AM  
So her veejay is so hot it starts fires?

Or so stanky that the fumes ignited
 
2021-01-18 10:07:48 AM  
She can have one of my Salmon Ass candles for free.
 
2021-01-18 10:08:48 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:09:48 AM  
You can make your own vagina scent with this simple synthesis:
Making Trimethylamine
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2021-01-18 10:10:07 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:11:55 AM  
Is it more, or less, dangerous at this point than Catherine Zeta Jones'?
 
2021-01-18 10:12:24 AM  
"We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door.

Was that a Chris Martin quote?
 
2021-01-18 10:12:49 AM  
The flaming fanny? The combustible c*nt?
 
2021-01-18 10:13:32 AM  
On a wall in York Minster there's a plaque that contains the names of all of its precentors over the years. In 1133? Hugh Sottovagina.

/I have no dignity.
//None at all.
 
2021-01-18 10:14:40 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:15:27 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: The pseudovagina that exploded.


Like a Pseudovagina-nova on the walls.

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2021-01-18 10:17:59 AM  
I had a similar problem where dipping my wick in an old girlfriend's vagina caused me to have a burning sensation.
But some antibiotics finally cleared that up.
 
2021-01-18 10:18:41 AM  
Must have purchased the one that not only smells but performs like GP's vag.
A simple case of mislabelling.
 
2021-01-18 10:19:09 AM  
Crotch candles, ew.
 
2021-01-18 10:22:52 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:23:14 AM  
GOOOOOPS!
 
2021-01-18 10:23:41 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:24:58 AM  
I'm still amazed (and more than a little disturbed) that people are actually buying that candle.
 
2021-01-18 10:25:27 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:27:54 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: To be fair, did you expect a super high level of quality assurance from a company that makes a candle chemically scented to smell like the owner of the company's vagina?

As long as nobody is seriously injured, I don't feel bad at all for this persons misfortune.


it doesn't actually smell like that. Paltrow and the guy who actually made the fragrance tossed around some adjectives and found some that sounded sexy and voluptuous.

https://www.thecut.com/2020/01/interv​i​ew-douglas-little-goop-perfumer-on-the​-vagina-candle.html

no actual vaginas were involved.

great marketing, though! name another candle scent anyone cares about.
 
2021-01-18 10:28:26 AM  
I bought the one that smells like Gwyneth's butthole. Do not recommend.
 
2021-01-18 10:29:04 AM  

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"Sometimes, you just gotta air things out"
 
2021-01-18 10:29:23 AM  
Maybe it's just a guy thing... But if I bought and subsequently used a vagina scented candle and it exploded, no one would ever find out.

/Did not buy a vagina candle
//If I did I would never admit it
//But seriously did not buy a vagina candle
 
2021-01-18 10:29:38 AM  

cleek: Maker_of_Roads: To be fair, did you expect a super high level of quality assurance from a company that makes a candle chemically scented to smell like the owner of the company's vagina?

As long as nobody is seriously injured, I don't feel bad at all for this persons misfortune.

it doesn't actually smell like that. Paltrow and the guy who actually made the fragrance tossed around some adjectives and found some that sounded sexy and voluptuous.

https://www.thecut.com/2020/01/intervi​ew-douglas-little-goop-perfumer-on-the​-vagina-candle.html

no actual vaginas were involved.

great marketing, though! name another candle scent anyone cares about.


Christmas cookies.
 
2021-01-18 10:31:25 AM  

cleek: great marketing, though! name another candle scent anyone cares about.


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2021-01-18 10:35:30 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:36:08 AM  
I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow's current husband knew how crazy she is before he married her.
 
2021-01-18 10:36:13 AM  
 
2021-01-18 10:37:14 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:39:53 AM  

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2021-01-18 10:41:00 AM  

fang06554: Maybe it's just a guy thing... But if I bought and subsequently used a vagina scented candle and it exploded, no one would ever find out.

/Did not buy a vagina candle
//If I did I would never admit it
//But seriously did not buy a vagina candle


That's why she says she won it.
 
2021-01-18 10:42:32 AM  

cleek: Maker_of_Roads: To be fair, did you expect a super high level of quality assurance from a company that makes a candle chemically scented to smell like the owner of the company's vagina?

As long as nobody is seriously injured, I don't feel bad at all for this persons misfortune.

it doesn't actually smell like that. Paltrow and the guy who actually made the fragrance tossed around some adjectives and found some that sounded sexy and voluptuous.

https://www.thecut.com/2020/01/intervi​ew-douglas-little-goop-perfumer-on-the​-vagina-candle.html

no actual vaginas were involved.

great marketing, though! name another candle scent anyone cares about.


I dunno, a ton of idiots are pissed at Yankee Candle for their lack of scent these days, does that count? (note: this absolutely has nothing to do with COVID, a symptom of which is a loss of smell)
 
2021-01-18 10:44:22 AM  

TappingTheVein: Vaginal Inferno is my Death Metal Hole cover band.


Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Smell is the name of my Coldplay techno-bluegrass cover band.
 
2021-01-18 10:49:10 AM  
gross
 
2021-01-18 10:49:17 AM  

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Actually the one you want is this:

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/My mom was a nurse. This was the air freshener of choice in the OB/GYN departments in both hospitals she worked in.
 
2021-01-18 10:50:53 AM  

Tyrosine: Rene ala Carte: [Fark user image 229x220]

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Actually the one you want is this:

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/My mom was a nurse. This was the air freshener of choice in the OB/GYN departments in both hospitals she worked in.


I know a bunch of stoners that always carried that in their cars.
 
2021-01-18 10:53:51 AM  
When will Rosie O'Donnell and Kathy Bates release their vagina scented candles?


/asking for a friend
 
2021-01-18 10:53:56 AM  
Not thr Onion
Not the Bee
Gwyneth's vagina scent
Just for thee
 
2021-01-18 10:56:28 AM  
vagina-scented candle
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Any time now
 
2021-01-18 10:57:31 AM  

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ahahhahaah. Perfect....
 
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