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    More: Dumbass, United States Capitol, September 11 attacks, United States Capitol Police, Washington, D.C., Jon Schaffer, hardcore rioters, such individual, act of physical violence  
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2021-01-18 9:21:11 AM  
Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
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Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.
 
2021-01-18 10:00:51 AM  
"Some of them are very fine people."

D. TRUMP 2016 - 2021
 
2021-01-18 10:32:36 AM  
Iced Earth?

More like scorched earth.
 
2021-01-18 12:03:29 PM  
Blue Lives Matter, but only until they come after your seditious ass...
 
2021-01-18 12:55:04 PM  
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2021-01-18 12:56:29 PM  

Elegy: Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
[Fark user image 300x300]Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


Well, they're the dumbest insurrectionists ever, so I'm assuming they thought that the cop term "smoky bear" meant that cops were actual bears.
 
2021-01-18 12:57:30 PM  
The videos linked from Parler last night showed more than one person spraying the cops. I had assumed it was pepper spray. I confess that I do not know the difference between pepper spray and bear spray.
 
2021-01-18 12:58:22 PM  
A few weeks ago I was kinda like "Why does everyone hate white people so much?"

Now im like "Oh. Ok."
 
2021-01-18 12:58:45 PM  
I just love the pure unadulterated hatred pouring out of those eyes.
Really makes one want to heal the nation
 
2021-01-18 1:01:24 PM  
I see that he is an Oaf Creeper too. I saw two other bear sprayers spraying cops in the videos I watched, and I have not watched more than 5% of them.
 
2021-01-18 1:02:09 PM  
Hang him by elevating, not dropping.
 
2021-01-18 1:03:11 PM  
Bear spray is going to be banned now, isn't it? The assholes who want nazi things are the reason we cannot have nice self protection things.

/I would sooner go after a burglar with bear spray than a shotgun
 
2021-01-18 1:03:49 PM  
Does a bear sh!@t in the woods?
Or does a felon who bear sprayed the Capital Police sh!@t in the jail cell?
 
2021-01-18 1:04:58 PM  

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It really is hilarious how many of these domestic terrorists think they're able to hide in plain sight by cutting their hair/dying it another color, changing how they normally dress head to toe in MAGA garbage in addition to shaving

Glad there's been tons of arrests and more to come
 
2021-01-18 1:05:10 PM  
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One shot and you're south of the border.
 
2021-01-18 1:06:33 PM  
Every time I see one of these articles I giggle. I especially love the ones that post their shiat on social media AFTER it's  been announced on the news that the FBI and SS are combing social media...  It warms the cockles of my heart to see how obviously stupid these people are.
 
2021-01-18 1:10:58 PM  

Number 216: Kick The Chair: Also wanted, may have changed hair. Quick mockup
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It really is hilarious how many of these domestic terrorists think they're able to hide in plain sight by cutting their hair/dying it another color, changing how they normally dress head to toe in MAGA garbage in addition to shaving

Glad there's been tons of arrests and more to come


I'm kind of impressed how many of them have turned themselves in.  Maybe having a ton of people in your life lining up to ID you to the FBI and tell them where to find you finally got it through their skulls that maybe they're the asshole in the situation.
 
2021-01-18 1:10:59 PM  

God--: Every time I see one of these articles I giggle. I especially love the ones that post their shiat on social media AFTER it's  been announced on the news that the FBI and SS are combing social media...  It warms the cockles of my heart to see how obviously stupid these people are.


Amen
 
2021-01-18 1:11:29 PM  

Elegy: Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
[Fark user image image 300x300]Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


I've heard that the intent behind bear spray is to soak the area with something so tasty that the grizzly loses interest in meat based prey long enough for it to make an escape.
 
2021-01-18 1:12:15 PM  

Bruscar: The videos linked from Parler last night showed more than one person spraying the cops. I had assumed it was pepper spray. I confess that I do not know the difference between pepper spray and bear spray.


In my limited experience, bear spray is heavy on patchouli.
 
2021-01-18 1:13:48 PM  
You know what's missing from America nowadays?  Empathy.

Maybe instead of laughing at people who commit crimes and then receive punishment for those crimes, you should feel sorry for them instead.  Have you considered that, libs?  Sad!
 
2021-01-18 1:14:19 PM  
Beer Whiz Beer. It's in the Water. That's what it's yellow
 
2021-01-18 1:14:43 PM  
*&^%. Bear Whiz Beer.
 
2021-01-18 1:22:43 PM  

rnatalie: [i.pinimg.com image 498x787]
One shot and you're south of the border.


...incapacitating...
 
2021-01-18 1:24:43 PM  
You mean it was the guy that always wears a confederate bandana on his head for all of their live performances?

/I'm SHOCKED
//Not that shocked

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2021-01-18 1:26:35 PM  
Unless trump gets thrown into prison all this is meaningless.
 
2021-01-18 1:41:58 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You know what's missing from America nowadays?  Empathy.

Maybe instead of laughing at people who commit crimes and then receive punishment for those crimes, you should feel sorry for them instead.  Have you considered that, libs?  Sad!


I do feel sorry for them. That their msguided actions made us worse off and will land them in a jail cell. Didn't have to be that way.
It seems that 'conservatives' have gotten away with so much for so long that they have that deer in a headlight look now that they are getting called on their BS.
 
2021-01-18 1:44:57 PM  

FarkaDark: Rapmaster2000: You know what's missing from America nowadays?  Empathy.

Maybe instead of laughing at people who commit crimes and then receive punishment for those crimes, you should feel sorry for them instead.  Have you considered that, libs?  Sad!

I do feel sorry for them. That their msguided actions made us worse off and will land them in a jail cell. Didn't have to be that way.
It seems that radical 'conservatives' have gotten away with so much for so long that they have that deer in a headlight look now that they are getting called on their BS.


/ftfy
 
2021-01-18 1:46:48 PM  
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best vanity plate ever.
 
2021-01-18 1:56:55 PM  
Richard Christy probably donned a pair of diapers, chugged 15 pumpkin beers and is heading to visit this guy in jail.  Less rest stops or missed jailhouse conversation.
 
2021-01-18 1:57:27 PM  

God--: Every time I see one of these articles I giggle. I especially love the ones that post their shiat on social media AFTER it's  been announced on the news that the FBI and SS are combing social media...  It warms the cockles of my heart to see how obviously stupid these people are.


would it kill someone to livestream these things? turn it into some mix of "Minority Report" and "The Hunger Games".

I would pay $30 or $40 a month for that.
 
2021-01-18 2:03:28 PM  

Trik: FarkaDark: Rapmaster2000: You know what's missing from America nowadays?  Empathy.

Maybe instead of laughing at people who commit crimes and then receive punishment for those crimes, you should feel sorry for them instead.  Have you considered that, libs?  Sad!

I do feel sorry for them. That their msguided actions made us worse off and will land them in a jail cell. Didn't have to be that way.
It seems that radical 'conservatives' have gotten away with so much for so long that they have that deer in a headlight look now that they are getting called on their BS.

/ftfy


No difference these days.
 
2021-01-18 2:04:33 PM  
Bet he was there with Phil Anselmo
 
2021-01-18 2:12:29 PM  

Elegy: Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
[Fark user image 300x300]Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


I think the joke on the Heavy Metal blogs was "this is the first time he's been wanted since 'The Glorious Burden'"

/But I don't know their discography and I may have messed up the joke
 
2021-01-18 2:15:42 PM  
"You get one punch against the emperor.  If it doesn't work, you are pretty screwed."

True statement for the last 10,000+ years...
 
2021-01-18 2:17:28 PM  
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2021-01-18 2:54:31 PM  

Elegy: Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


So you're saying they'd have been better off using hair spray instead of bear spray?

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/glad they didn't do that
 
2021-01-18 3:09:34 PM  

rnatalie: [i.pinimg.com image 498x787]
One shot and you're south of the border.


Mmmmm....incapacitating.
 
2021-01-18 4:06:18 PM  

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All I see is Karen.
 
2021-01-18 4:14:10 PM  
More pussy ass wrist slapping.
 
2021-01-18 4:20:58 PM  
more proof Century Media affiliated bands suck
 
2021-01-18 4:23:22 PM  
PuggyMonkeyBaby?

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2021-01-18 5:00:07 PM  

New Rising Sun: Number 216: Kick The Chair: Also wanted, may have changed hair. Quick mockup
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It really is hilarious how many of these domestic terrorists think they're able to hide in plain sight by cutting their hair/dying it another color, changing how they normally dress head to toe in MAGA garbage in addition to shaving

Glad there's been tons of arrests and more to come

I'm kind of impressed how many of them have turned themselves in.  Maybe having a ton of people in your life lining up to ID you to the FBI and tell them where to find you finally got it through their skulls that maybe they're the asshole in the situation.


Hah. No.

It works something like this: he gets a direct call from a very polite, very fact-based local FBI agent. That agent makes it clear as crystal they know lots of things about him and his life, and that it would be good for him in his upcoming prosecution to turn himself in quietly by Sunday. More importantly, if he does not they will come and arrest him in as forceful and public a way as possible, and if convicted at sentencing any judge will know he made authorities go risk their lives to apprehend him. It's an automatic sentence-enhancer.

They're used to explaining this in such a way that it provokes anyone with a modicum of brain cells to agree to turn themselves in. Especially if it's explained they'll likely be processed and released on bail in a day or two.

It's the FBI. They're literally famous for catching people. Running is even dumber than storming the Capitol.
 
2021-01-18 5:19:44 PM  

Elegy: Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
[Fark user image 300x300]Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


That's probably their best album too. 

Stupid fark. Yeah they were never top tier, but they were pretty good when they had consistency with vocals. The lyrics were silly at times but the music was a pretty decent clone of Iron Maiden. That said, any band that would have Howard Stern flunkie Richard Christie as their drummer wasn't long for success anyway so I guess this was inevitable.
 
2021-01-18 5:22:45 PM  

baka-san: Bet he was there with Phil Anselmo


Phil is dumb, but he's not this dumb.
 
2021-01-18 5:34:30 PM  

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All I see is Karen.


Saw a suggestion elsewhere, and I thought I'd start passing it along: don't call them Karen, call them Ivanka.
 
2021-01-18 6:00:10 PM  
Pugapegacorn?

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2021-01-18 9:58:03 PM  

whitroth: CalebWilliamson: Kick The Chair: Also wanted, may have changed hair. Quick mockup
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All I see is Karen.

Saw a suggestion elsewhere, and I thought I'd start passing it along: don't call them Karen, call them Ivanka.


She doesn't deserve the fame of infamy.
 
2021-01-19 1:33:55 AM  

Elegy: Jon Schaffer -- the founder of heavy metal group Iced Earth

No farking way, that's a blast from the past.
[Fark user image 300x300]Also dumb as hell. Typically bear spray has way less capsicum oil in it and it doesn't work well on humans.


Is that Spawn? They got Spawn for their cover?
 
2021-01-19 9:46:40 AM  

alitaki: baka-san: Bet he was there with Phil Anselmo

Phil is dumb, but he's not this dumb.


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