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(Metro)   Lighten up UK, when your most recent lockdown ends things will get better, you'll only be facing a massive 'gonorrhoea outbreak'. Something to look forward to   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Sexually transmitted disease, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Dr John McSorley, Chlamydia infection, Human sexuality, open society, Covid restrictions  
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2021-01-18 4:09:31 AM  
So wear a condom AND a face mask.
2021-01-18 8:47:56 AM  

Alphax: So wear a condom AND a face mask.

Dental Dam.
2021-01-18 8:48:25 AM  
Remember kids, the best part of gonorrhea is getting it!
2021-01-18 9:06:51 AM  
Please, Clap!
2021-01-18 9:37:58 AM  
Seems like the Brits are a bit weak on the 'Social Distancing' concept.
2021-01-18 9:44:33 AM  
"UK Massive Gonorrhea Outbrea" is the name of my Massive Attack tribute band.
2021-01-18 9:49:27 AM  
Leave it to the Brits to make it even harder to spell that word.
2021-01-18 9:55:44 AM  

Ambitwistor: "UK Massive Gonorrhea Outbrea" is the name of my Massive Attack tribute band.

Genre? Im thinking two-tone.
2021-01-18 9:57:57 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:01:58 AM  
Gonorrhoea is caused by bacteria that can be found in vaginal fluid or discharge from the penis, and used to be known as 'the clap'.

It's these sorts of fun factoids that keep me coming back to read the Metro time and time again.
2021-01-18 10:13:51 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Dental Dam.

Lisa needs braces
2021-01-18 10:14:05 AM  
Clap for our carers!
2021-01-18 10:18:56 AM  
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2021-01-18 10:42:03 AM  
2021-01-18 10:48:54 AM  
It's just the flu! A variant apparently spread to my johnson!
2021-01-18 11:02:27 AM  
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Nuff said on that note boyz!
2021-01-18 11:24:30 AM  
Another Brexit parting gift?
2021-01-18 11:59:17 AM  
Expecting an uptick in tractor sales in Britain?
2021-01-18 12:01:24 PM  
Pronounced "gahn-o-ROY-a"
2021-01-18 1:48:47 PM  
Came and Gonorrhoea?
Kharma Chameleon.
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