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2021-01-18 1:17:30 PM  
I'm sorry, but that's funny.
And Tokyo thinks they'll be able to host the Olympics this summer.
 
2021-01-18 1:44:21 PM  
rona is out of control in the US, yet the US Open was competently run. rona is much more under control in Australia, yet the Australian Open is an infested shiatshow. should be lots of fun watching a tournament where players only have a few days of proper training time.
 
2021-01-18 1:46:11 PM  
Chokabiatch had a list of demands in response, including all players being allowed to meet with coaches/trainers, food for those with special diets, and moving them to individual housing with tennis courts so they could train.

The Premier of Victoria told him to go fark himself.
 
2021-01-18 2:09:38 PM  

Ishkur: Chokabiatch had a list of demands in response, including all players being allowed to meet with coaches/trainers, food for those with special diets, and moving them to individual housing with tennis courts so they could train.

The Premier of Victoria told him to go fark himself.


I'd tell him if he doesn't like the rules he can go create his own gluten-free tourney with hookers and blackjack, except he already did that with disastrous results.
 
2021-01-18 2:10:35 PM  

Ishkur: Chokabiatch had a list of demands in response, including all players being allowed to meet with coaches/trainers, food for those with special diets, and moving them to individual housing with tennis courts so they could train.

The Premier of Victoria told him to go fark himself.


His answer was basically "you're free to make suggestions. We're free to say no."
 
2021-01-18 3:00:25 PM  
As a West Coast viewer, I wouldn't be all that upset if they moved the Major to somewhere w/ a reasonable time zone.
 
2021-01-18 8:53:17 PM  
 
2021-01-18 9:15:05 PM  

picodenico: Kyrgios speaking for us all.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id​/30736773/tennis-kyrgios-hits-tool-djo​kovic-tense-australian-open-build-cont​inues


It's truly the end times when farking Kyrgios is the voice of reason.
 
2021-01-19 12:55:23 AM  
Djokovic needs a good kick in the sack
 
2021-01-19 2:34:17 AM  

Trocadero: picodenico: Kyrgios speaking for us all.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id​/30736773/tennis-kyrgios-hits-tool-djo​kovic-tense-australian-open-build-cont​inues

It's truly the end times when farking Kyrgios is the voice of reason.


ain't that the farking truth. I can never decide whether I hate him or Djokovic more.
 
2021-01-19 12:48:00 PM  

virulent_loser: Trocadero: picodenico: Kyrgios speaking for us all.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id​/30736773/tennis-kyrgios-hits-tool-djo​kovic-tense-australian-open-build-cont​inues

It's truly the end times when farking Kyrgios is the voice of reason.

ain't that the farking truth. I can never decide whether I hate him or Djokovic more.


Kyrgios seems to only be a dick when on the court (feel free to correct me about that). Novak is a dick 24/7.
 
2021-01-19 1:38:19 PM  

desertgeek: virulent_loser: Trocadero: picodenico: Kyrgios speaking for us all.

https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id​/30736773/tennis-kyrgios-hits-tool-djo​kovic-tense-australian-open-build-cont​inues

It's truly the end times when farking Kyrgios is the voice of reason.

ain't that the farking truth. I can never decide whether I hate him or Djokovic more.

Kyrgios seems to only be a dick when on the court (feel free to correct me about that). Novak is a dick 24/7.


hmm...maybe. there's also that Kyrgios is upfront and unapologetic about his dickishness, whereas Djokovic plays at being a nice guy when it suits him. at least we'll never see Nick tossing his heart biatchtits to the crowd in a desperate desire to be loved.
 
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