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(Eat This Not That)   Americans aren't eating enough chocolate   ( divider line
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509 clicks; posted to Food » on 18 Jan 2021 at 5:05 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-01-18 6:16:03 AM  
I tell American white women this all the time.
2021-01-18 6:40:47 AM  
wasn't it about a year ago that we were heading for a chocolate shortage. make up your mind, lady
2021-01-18 6:49:18 AM  
send me chocolate

2021-01-18 8:05:44 AM  
"Does Poppy Pomfry have to cut a biatch?"
2021-01-18 9:09:42 AM  
May also be why so many 'mericans are full of scat.

See: Milk of Magnesia.
2021-01-18 9:21:15 AM  
I've gotten pretty used to Splenda. Occasionally I'll get a flat of unsweetened baker's chocolate to nibble on. My blood sugar is low but my blood alcohol makes up for it.
2021-01-18 9:54:47 AM  
...or wearing enough hats
2021-01-18 10:14:14 AM  
Take the "mag" as we cool kids call it every day. Also vitamin D. Thanks doc!
2021-01-18 12:23:40 PM  
Good stuff
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