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2021-01-18 4:37:27 AM  
Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"
 
2021-01-18 5:33:15 AM  
Biden impeachment imminent for doing nothing to prevent the pandemic and all these deaths.
 
2021-01-18 5:36:26 AM  
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2021-01-18 5:38:31 AM  

themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"


You think they'll wait that long?
 
2021-01-18 5:40:13 AM  
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According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!!
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Yupperz!!!!!
 
2021-01-18 5:41:02 AM  
They had better die and decrease the surplus population
 
2021-01-18 5:43:24 AM  

Insain2: [Fark user image image 318x159]
According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!![Fark user image image 425x239]

Yupperz!!!!!


Cardboard beds would be terrible for a hospital.  It'd never pass Infection Control standards.  Even if it was for emergency use, it's not like it's much cheaper than plastic cots which have the benefit of being reusable.
 
2021-01-18 5:46:50 AM  

Summoner101: Insain2: [Fark user image image 318x159]
According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!![Fark user image image 425x239]

Yupperz!!!!!

Cardboard beds would be terrible for a hospital.  It'd never pass Infection Control standards.  Even if it was for emergency use, it's not like it's much cheaper than plastic cots which have the benefit of being reusable.


Reusable... coffinbeds?
 
2021-01-18 5:47:40 AM  
More than the american deaths in all of WWII.

Jesus.
 
2021-01-18 5:51:27 AM  
I remember the old mantra "it kills less people than the flu". That hasn't aged well.
 
2021-01-18 5:52:50 AM  
To quote a much better (fictional) president, "A lot of people died...how many didn't have to?"

I want to ****ing cry all the ****ing time.
 
2021-01-18 5:53:34 AM  

PerryWinnwet: Summoner101: Insain2: [Fark user image image 318x159]
According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!![Fark user image image 425x239]

Yupperz!!!!!

Cardboard beds would be terrible for a hospital.  It'd never pass Infection Control standards.  Even if it was for emergency use, it's not like it's much cheaper than plastic cots which have the benefit of being reusable.

Reusable... coffinbeds?


I must've missed something.  Do we try to save patients in a hospital or do we just let each of them die?
 
2021-01-18 5:53:40 AM  

Summoner101: Biden impeachment imminent for doing nothing to prevent the pandemic and all these deaths.


Except they don't have control of the House or Senate so any articles filed will never see a vote.
 
2021-01-18 6:03:46 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

You think they'll wait that long?


Boebert said she will introduce Articles of Impeachment on January 20 against Biden.  For "abusing his office" before he's even taken office!

Yeah, it won't go anywhere, but that's something that'll be happening
 
2021-01-18 6:13:34 AM  

OldRod: Tyrone Slothrop: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

You think they'll wait that long?

Boebert said she will introduce Articles of Impeachment on January 20 against Biden.  For "abusing his office" before he's even taken office!

Yeah, it won't go anywhere, but that's something that'll be happening


This is going to be like the 40 times they tried to repeal the ACA, isn't it?
 
2021-01-18 6:19:54 AM  
Trump said that if only 100-200,000 Americans died from COVID, he'd call it a success. He failed.

(That's not counting the times he said it was just a flu, nothing to worry about.)
 
2021-01-18 6:22:23 AM  
Some news organizations were pointing out that Trump didn't start any wars.

Of course, he didn't need to.  He managed to kill half a million people in just under a year *without* starting a war.  JFC!
 
2021-01-18 6:28:32 AM  

BlazeTrailer: They had better die and decrease the surplus population


That has been the historical outcome of most plagues.
 
2021-01-18 6:30:49 AM  
Summoner101:

That's what a hospital ethics board is for?

/I'd like a window seat please
 
2021-01-18 6:33:33 AM  

Summoner101: PerryWinnwet: Summoner101: Insain2: [Fark user image image 318x159]
According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!![Fark user image image 425x239]

Yupperz!!!!!

Cardboard beds would be terrible for a hospital.  It'd never pass Infection Control standards.  Even if it was for emergency use, it's not like it's much cheaper than plastic cots which have the benefit of being reusable.

Reusable... coffinbeds?

I must've missed something.  Do we try to save patients in a hospital or do we just let each of them die?


As time goes on, it appears to be increasingly tilting towards the latter.
 
2021-01-18 6:46:18 AM  
Would someone like to explain exponential growth to the class?
 
2021-01-18 7:17:06 AM  
I'm going to need to know how many are Trump supporters so Bill Maher can cry over them for their own stupidity.
 
2021-01-18 7:37:52 AM  

Summoner101: Biden impeachment imminent for doing nothing to prevent the pandemic and all these deaths.


The Republicans learned their lesson after not impeaching Obama for 9/11.
 
2021-01-18 7:41:46 AM  
I've been curious as to whether the official death toll includes those that die of the covid crash about two weeks after they are "covid free"? I'm guessing not.

And of course, with Florida numbers being fudged and states like Texas simply not testing, we know that number is still off. I'm guessing at least 15% higher.
 
2021-01-18 7:49:45 AM  
Approx 650,000 Americans died of Spanish Flu so it's very likely by years end Trump-Flu to be the most deadly pandemic in US history.
 
2021-01-18 7:52:57 AM  
.... told you so....

/sigh
 
2021-01-18 7:55:06 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: I've been curious as to whether the official death toll includes those that die of the covid crash about two weeks after they are "covid free"? I'm guessing not.

And of course, with Florida numbers being fudged and states like Texas simply not testing, we know that number is still off. I'm guessing at least 15% higher.


I also am anxious to continue dismissing this pandemic.  I should be proven correct that this is no big deal any day now.
 
2021-01-18 7:57:58 AM  

themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"


nah, they'll use the Chinese payouts for the impeachment.
 
2021-01-18 8:00:00 AM  
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2021-01-18 8:02:16 AM  

great_tigers: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

nah, they'll use the Chinese payouts for the impeachment.


I don't read much Gateway Pundit.  What's the new scandal?
 
2021-01-18 8:03:03 AM  
History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice

Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.
 
2021-01-18 8:05:45 AM  

ssa5: History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice

Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.


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2021-01-18 8:05:45 AM  

ssa5: History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice


Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.

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2021-01-18 8:06:54 AM  

dennysgod: ssa5: History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice

Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.

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Same idea.  It's kind of a given at this point.
 
2021-01-18 8:07:02 AM  

Rapmaster2000: great_tigers: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

nah, they'll use the Chinese payouts for the impeachment.

I don't read much Gateway Pundit.  What's the new scandal?


A: This 2020 Presidential candidate owes nine figures to the Bank of China and a secret bank account of his was discovered in China within the past year. His family members have attempted to leverage his position of power with the Chinese government and its citizens to financial benefit themself (primarily through EB5 investments). His favorite child received near priceless IP protections from the Chinese government which are not typically granted to even the most powerful corporations and people.

Q: Who is...?
 
2021-01-18 8:07:34 AM  

bisi: Summoner101: PerryWinnwet: Summoner101: Insain2: [Fark user image image 318x159]
According to Google this company has plenty of this type of Bed/Coffin ready to go.........

Then there's always these guys always available!!!![Fark user image image 425x239]

Yupperz!!!!!

Cardboard beds would be terrible for a hospital.  It'd never pass Infection Control standards.  Even if it was for emergency use, it's not like it's much cheaper than plastic cots which have the benefit of being reusable.

Reusable... coffinbeds?

I must've missed something.  Do we try to save patients in a hospital or do we just let each of them die?

As time goes on, it appears to be increasingly tilting towards the latter.


I suspect that, if real, these would be single use and intended for paliative care only. At least I hope so. But then, I always associated the word "palliative" with "pallet" like you're just storing the body for later transport.
 
2021-01-18 8:08:05 AM  
i don't think
Americans have shown a will to live anyway

definitely not the politicians or the right
 
2021-01-18 8:08:38 AM  

Moopy Mac: Rapmaster2000: great_tigers: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

nah, they'll use the Chinese payouts for the impeachment.

I don't read much Gateway Pundit.  What's the new scandal?

A: This 2020 Presidential candidate owes nine figures to the Bank of China and a secret bank account of his was discovered in China within the past year. His family members have attempted to leverage his position of power with the Chinese government and its citizens to financial benefit themself (primarily through EB5 investments). His favorite child received near priceless IP protections from the Chinese government which are not typically granted to even the most powerful corporations and people.

Q: Who is...?


Frank Stallone?
 
2021-01-18 8:10:24 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Peter von Nostrand: I've been curious as to whether the official death toll includes those that die of the covid crash about two weeks after they are "covid free"? I'm guessing not.

And of course, with Florida numbers being fudged and states like Texas simply not testing, we know that number is still off. I'm guessing at least 15% higher.

I also am anxious to continue dismissing this pandemic.  I should be proven correct that this is no big deal any day now.


I've been reliably told it's just a few sniffles and maybe a slight fever.
 
2021-01-18 8:10:29 AM  

Moopy Mac: Rapmaster2000: great_tigers: themindiswatching: Fox News next month: "Should Biden be impeached for killing 500,000 Americans?"

nah, they'll use the Chinese payouts for the impeachment.

I don't read much Gateway Pundit.  What's the new scandal?

A: This 2020 Presidential candidate owes nine figures to the Bank of China and a secret bank account of his was discovered in China within the past year. His family members have attempted to leverage his position of power with the Chinese government and its citizens to financial benefit themself (primarily through EB5 investments). His favorite child received near priceless IP protections from the Chinese government which are not typically granted to even the most powerful corporations and people.

Q: Who is...?


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2021-01-18 8:11:50 AM  

Rapmaster2000: ssa5: History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice

Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.

[Fark user image 676x537]


dennysgod: ssa5: History is not going to be kind to this period of America; Covid, corruption, insurrection, economic fallout, riots, injustice

Good news, Al Qaeda, ISISI, and others probably no longer give a damn about attacking U.S. as Trumpinistas are more efficient at killing off U.S. than they ever could.

Worst of it all, majority of Americans probably are focused and care about only what the next trendy Netflix show or iphone release.

[Fark user image 781x484]


Wow, I don't think I've seen an actual simulpost in a long time.  Nicely done.
 
2021-01-18 8:20:17 AM  
bullshiat
 
2021-01-18 8:21:41 AM  

OldRod: Some news organizations were pointing out that Trump didn't start any wars.

Of course, he didn't need to.  He managed to kill half a million people in just under a year *without* starting a war.  JFC!


And it certainly wasn't for lack of trying.
 
2021-01-18 8:23:24 AM  

fredsnake: bullshiat


Nuh uh.
 
2021-01-18 8:31:36 AM  

BlazeTrailer: They had better die and decrease the surplus population


"God dammit, how many times do we have to visit this guy before it sticks?"  Three Ghosts, just wanting a nice holiday by themselves.
 
2021-01-18 8:32:08 AM  
I don't see the farkers in here, so in the spirit of not calling them out I've blocked out the usernames. These are from a red-lit post on December 3rd, when Biden predicted 250k more deaths by January. (Linkied for totalfarkers)

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2021-01-18 8:34:41 AM  
Just an FYI that you guys need to start switching gears pretty soon.
You'll need to practice up on "we inherited a mess and the reason our socialist "fixes" don't work is because it's even worse than we thought when we took over".
 
2021-01-18 8:41:07 AM  

BigGrnEggGriller: Just an FYI that you guys need to start switching gears pretty soon.
You'll need to practice up on "we inherited a mess and the reason our socialist "fixes" don't work is because it's even worse than we thought when we took over".


Thanks for the insight.

Everyone start switching gears pretty soon.  Let me know when everyone is ready to start switching gears.
 
2021-01-18 8:49:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: BigGrnEggGriller: Just an FYI that you guys need to start switching gears pretty soon.
You'll need to practice up on "we inherited a mess and the reason our socialist "fixes" don't work is because it's even worse than we thought when we took over".

Thanks for the insight.

Everyone start switching gears pretty soon.  Let me know when everyone is ready to start switching gears.


Grind it till it fits!
 
2021-01-18 8:51:56 AM  
We passed 400,000 on Friday
 
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