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2021-01-18 6:29:53 AM  
From the article linked below:

"Who the f--- is Johnny Manziel?" Reed said. "LeBron ain't your guy! You're not 'Johnny Football.' You're 'Johnny Rookie biatch.'"

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex​-​bills-wr-andre-reed-bashes-johnny-manz​iel-who-the-f-is-he/amp/
 
2021-01-18 8:32:59 AM  
Well, technically it is his title since Trump got the ban hammer.
 
2021-01-18 8:39:27 AM  
I remember when this schlub was the "next guy" that ESPN couldn't stop pimping.  He was even in commercials before he'd finished his rookie season.
 
2021-01-18 8:52:34 AM  

born_yesterday: I remember when this schlub was the "next guy" that ESPN couldn't stop pimping.  He was even in commercials before he'd finished his rookie season.


Not exactly ESPN's fault that he won the Heisman Trophy as a redshirt freshman. He was far from a schlub that year.

We should definitely laugh at him for everything following his college career, though.
 
2021-01-18 9:56:36 AM  
I was under the impression that if you called someone Johnny football, that person should actually be playing football. Or at least have played more than a few seasons. Or had accomplished something. Or wasn't a big douche. Guess I was wrong.
 
2021-01-18 9:57:54 AM  

The_Sponge: From the article linked below:

"Who the f--- is Johnny Manziel?" Reed said. "LeBron ain't your guy! You're not 'Johnny Football.' You're 'Johnny Rookie biatch.'"

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-​bills-wr-andre-reed-bashes-johnny-manz​iel-who-the-f-is-he/amp/


Ha! I forgot about Andre's comments re: Manziel. That's great.

/Go Bills!
 
2021-01-18 10:37:26 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: born_yesterday: I remember when this schlub was the "next guy" that ESPN couldn't stop pimping.  He was even in commercials before he'd finished his rookie season.

Not exactly ESPN's fault that he won the Heisman Trophy as a redshirt freshman. He was far from a schlub that year.

We should definitely laugh at him for everything following his college career, though.


It's amazing how good Mike Evans can make a QB look.
 
2021-01-18 10:43:43 AM  
Still better off than Johnny Roast Beef.
 
2021-01-18 10:59:53 AM  
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2021-01-18 11:04:30 AM  
It didn't take a rocket scientist to see that if he tried to play in the pros the east he played in college that he's be squished like a bug.
 
2021-01-18 11:55:45 AM  
Shouldn't he be cleaning up the spill in aisle 3 instead of commenting on Twitter?
 
2021-01-18 12:09:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Eddie Hazel's E string: born_yesterday: I remember when this schlub was the "next guy" that ESPN couldn't stop pimping.  He was even in commercials before he'd finished his rookie season.

Not exactly ESPN's fault that he won the Heisman Trophy as a redshirt freshman. He was far from a schlub that year.

We should definitely laugh at him for everything following his college career, though.

It's amazing how good Mike Evans can make a QB look.


I was gonna say, didn't he mostly just chuck the ball up for grabs and let Mike Evans grab it?
 
2021-01-18 1:58:33 PM  
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2021-01-18 2:00:29 PM  

UNC_Samurai: It's amazing how good Mike Evans can make a QB look.


Evans had a TD catch last night and is one game away from the Super Bowl. Manziel on the other hand is out of work. Makes you wonder which one of that tandem truly earned the Heisman.

/Actually, I don't wonder
 
2021-01-18 2:11:46 PM  
5 years ago, Ryan Leaf called him out for being an idiot. If Ryan Leaf has to call you out on your behavior, you have some real issues with your life choices.
 
2021-01-18 2:26:43 PM  

Maynard G. Muskievote: The_Sponge: From the article linked below:

"Who the f--- is Johnny Manziel?" Reed said. "LeBron ain't your guy! You're not 'Johnny Football.' You're 'Johnny Rookie biatch.'"

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/ex-​bills-wr-andre-reed-bashes-johnny-manz​iel-who-the-f-is-he/amp/

Ha! I forgot about Andre's comments re: Manziel. That's great.

/Go Bills!


*Fist Bump*

/Hope the Bills go all the way.
 
2021-01-18 3:33:06 PM  
Johnny Rehab.
 
2021-01-18 4:01:21 PM  
I am so glad that the Browns do not have to find a QB in the draft this year.   They can look for the best available player at any position and fill in some weak spots.
 
2021-01-18 5:24:30 PM  
I thought Joe Namath was Johnny Football?!?!?!?
 
2021-01-18 8:10:31 PM  

TrashcanMan: I thought Joe Namath was Johnny Football?!?!?!?


Kidding or serious?
 
2021-01-18 8:33:42 PM  
kidding.  I don't recognize any superlatives for football players unless it's the 1970s Steelers.
 
2021-01-19 3:23:04 AM  
"Can't hear you there's too much money in my ear."

Didn't this shiatbag bust his ex girlfriend's eardrum?
 
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